Morning.

David Harbour has a failed Marvel movie, a failed DC movie, and a failed Dark Horse movie. That’s gotta be some kind of record. I hope he never knows peace.

That’s exactly what this is about.
Distraction. For all of this and that lame duck, low energy spectacle

The bard barian tries to flirt with you.
Does he crit success and woo you?
Or does he critically fail and make you cringe 🤪

Happy Monday folks

It's ok to want to fuck the Ronso. They made them hot on purpose, that's on Square Enix, not on you

Found Philly Wicked last night

It's completely wild how the Simpsons episodes of the 90s so consistently make political and social commentary that could have been written last week.

The stock market is so bad that Fox News removed the stock ticker that they’ve been showing for 28 years for the first time because they didn’t want their viewers to see the truth of what was happening in real time.

I live for the applause

Pro: got to tie my boyfriend up and scratch my name into his skin before milking him like a cow.

Con: spelled my own name wrong.