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a man playing a tuba with another man inside
if social batteries were materially real, I could probably solve the global energy crisis
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
if social batteries were materially real, I could probably solve the global energy crisis
asked my supervisor for a letter of recommendation and she asked if i wanted her to write it with gender neutral pronouns, which is not something we've ever talked about
it's probably because my openly trans/nonbinary friends have referred to me as they in her presence but still. idk how to respond
it's probably because my openly trans/nonbinary friends have referred to me as they in her presence but still. idk how to respond
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
asked my supervisor for a letter of recommendation and she asked if i wanted her to write it with gender neutral pronouns, which is not something we've ever talked about
it's probably because my openly trans/nonbinary friends have referred to me as they in her presence but still. idk how to respond
it's probably because my openly trans/nonbinary friends have referred to me as they in her presence but still. idk how to respond
If you're learning a new language you should try not to translate the vocabulary in your head but you (or at least I) need to translate the grammar in your head. It was hard in school because I didn't have a strong enough foundation of English grammar to fully translate
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If you're learning a new language you should try not to translate the vocabulary in your head but you (or at least I) need to translate the grammar in your head. It was hard in school because I didn't have a strong enough foundation of English grammar to fully translate
I want to live in a big city but in a neighborhood that feels like a small town
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I want to live in a big city but in a neighborhood that feels like a small town
i'm gonna become one of those "ADHD is my superpower" guys but strictly about being able to drink caffeine at all hours of the day and night
October 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i'm gonna become one of those "ADHD is my superpower" guys but strictly about being able to drink caffeine at all hours of the day and night
the government shutting down will disrupt the economy, pause government services, and let the administration argue for more federal cutbacks
but it will also give me time off of work so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or not.
but it will also give me time off of work so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or not.
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the government shutting down will disrupt the economy, pause government services, and let the administration argue for more federal cutbacks
but it will also give me time off of work so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or not.
but it will also give me time off of work so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or not.
my late junior and early senior years of high school were like adaine +kristen applebees+fig
Working way too much at my restaurant job, smart and dedicated, undiagnosed adhd making doing schoolwork hard for no reason, taking like 4 more classes than was supposed to be allowed
Working way too much at my restaurant job, smart and dedicated, undiagnosed adhd making doing schoolwork hard for no reason, taking like 4 more classes than was supposed to be allowed
September 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
my late junior and early senior years of high school were like adaine +kristen applebees+fig
Working way too much at my restaurant job, smart and dedicated, undiagnosed adhd making doing schoolwork hard for no reason, taking like 4 more classes than was supposed to be allowed
Working way too much at my restaurant job, smart and dedicated, undiagnosed adhd making doing schoolwork hard for no reason, taking like 4 more classes than was supposed to be allowed
katie marovich is an incredible comedian because she's the only person about whom I fully cannot discern any person separate from her comedic persona
September 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
katie marovich is an incredible comedian because she's the only person about whom I fully cannot discern any person separate from her comedic persona
im high and im basically recreating meditation from first principles
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
im high and im basically recreating meditation from first principles
Organizing my things according to my own system is so anxiety-inducing for me but sorting is so relaxing
September 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Organizing my things according to my own system is so anxiety-inducing for me but sorting is so relaxing
I really do think I just want a platonic lesbian life partner. I don't want that to be what I want, but it is.
September 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I really do think I just want a platonic lesbian life partner. I don't want that to be what I want, but it is.
I just downloaded a vibrator app that's so completely meant to be sexual but I just want to use it to help relax my heartbeat
September 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I just downloaded a vibrator app that's so completely meant to be sexual but I just want to use it to help relax my heartbeat
I just had the weirdest mental shift in my brain where I started thinking of my phone as a computer but smaller and not as a completely different device called phone
The power of switching to Android. I've struggled but I knew it would be worth it.
The power of switching to Android. I've struggled but I knew it would be worth it.
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I just had the weirdest mental shift in my brain where I started thinking of my phone as a computer but smaller and not as a completely different device called phone
The power of switching to Android. I've struggled but I knew it would be worth it.
The power of switching to Android. I've struggled but I knew it would be worth it.
honestly i think in my case Hemingway's inverse might be true:
Write sober, edit stoned.
Write sober, edit stoned.
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
honestly i think in my case Hemingway's inverse might be true:
Write sober, edit stoned.
Write sober, edit stoned.
not white collar or blue collar but a secret third thing (archaeologist)*
September 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
not white collar or blue collar but a secret third thing (archaeologist)*
i collected so many more chicken of the woods today. my coworkers took some but im still left with pounds and pounds. i need to dehydrate a ton but ive heard they don't rehydrate well. I only have a couple of days that they'll keep.
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i collected so many more chicken of the woods today. my coworkers took some but im still left with pounds and pounds. i need to dehydrate a ton but ive heard they don't rehydrate well. I only have a couple of days that they'll keep.
Lemon ricotta pasta I made using homemade ricotta i got from "the goat guy" + sautéed chicken-of-the-woods mushrooms I collected in the woods during work today.
Then a beautiful buck cranium we found in the woods during work today. He's mine now.
Then a beautiful buck cranium we found in the woods during work today. He's mine now.
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Lemon ricotta pasta I made using homemade ricotta i got from "the goat guy" + sautéed chicken-of-the-woods mushrooms I collected in the woods during work today.
Then a beautiful buck cranium we found in the woods during work today. He's mine now.
Then a beautiful buck cranium we found in the woods during work today. He's mine now.
i actually am an extremely lawful person but my deeply held convictions that I struggle to violate are so weird and specific that it just looks like being chaotic.
July 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i actually am an extremely lawful person but my deeply held convictions that I struggle to violate are so weird and specific that it just looks like being chaotic.
the type of comedy that interests me the least is standup, but it's also the most similar to Posting, which I do constantly. So what does that say about me?
July 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the type of comedy that interests me the least is standup, but it's also the most similar to Posting, which I do constantly. So what does that say about me?
i love going to the work warehouse after hours to borrow tools to use in the bunkhouse because it gives me all the thrill of sneaking around and stealing shit but in a way that doesn't hurt anyone or make anyone i respect angry with me.
July 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i love going to the work warehouse after hours to borrow tools to use in the bunkhouse because it gives me all the thrill of sneaking around and stealing shit but in a way that doesn't hurt anyone or make anyone i respect angry with me.
i need to stop stimming so much not because im ashamed of it but because it fucking hurts my joints
July 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i need to stop stimming so much not because im ashamed of it but because it fucking hurts my joints
it's kind of funny that I get covered in dirt way more as an adult than i ever did as a kid
June 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it's kind of funny that I get covered in dirt way more as an adult than i ever did as a kid
they should invent a way to come home from work and mindlessly relax for 30-60 minutes and then after that actually do enriching or productive things instead of getting stuck in the mindlessness all night
June 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
they should invent a way to come home from work and mindlessly relax for 30-60 minutes and then after that actually do enriching or productive things instead of getting stuck in the mindlessness all night
im not anti-drag in the slightest but i am anti-lipsyncing
June 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
im not anti-drag in the slightest but i am anti-lipsyncing