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POTUS is as vapid as he is vain so I get why he'd settle for the FIFA peace prize, but I feel like winning a FIFA recognition is kinda like winning the Joseph Stalin award for statesmanship. You're probably better off going home empty-handed than with that baggage in tow

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Gianni Infantino: Fifa president accused of breaking rules after giving Donald Trump peace prize
Gianni Infantino is accused of breaking Fifa rules by a campaign group after giving United States President Donald Trump a peace prize.
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Megan, the US military does not exist to carry out your sadistic revenge fantasies.

Leveraging the military for your twisted, retribution p*rn only serves the propaganda wing of America's adversaries, desperate for any evidence that America cannot be trusted.
Figures on the right are defending Sec. Pete Hegseth, who is under fire for allegedly ordering a military strike that could be a war crime. Hegseth and Trump have predictably shifted blame onto military commanders, making Democratic lawmakers’ calls to refuse illegal orders even more urgent.
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In advance of the deluge of posts suggesting that the dismissal of the Comey/James indictments were based on...I dunno, technical legal minutiae exploited by rogue, "activist judges", let's reiterate:

The government's claims were sh!t:

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This Case is Sh*t
YouTube video by LegalEagle
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November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Gotta say...VP Vance talking sh*t about a place is kinda like when your worst aunt tells you to stop masterbating or you'll wind up in hell with Lenny Bruce and Toni Morrison. Part of you is like, "eternity with my favorite people, just for masterbating? Which sin gets me a VIP pass?"
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAINS!

IT WAS THE WALL STREET JOURNAL THAT TRANSFERRED GHISLAINE MAXWELL TO A MINIMUM SECURITY THEME PARK!

JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S BIRTHDAY CARD WAS HAND-DRAWN BY A WINDMILL!

THAT EMAIL EXCHANGE WAS FAKE NEWS WRITTEN BY D.E.I!

www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In lighter news, kinda feels like Kim Kardashian is auditioning to be the Chuck Norris of the legal profession, coupled with girl-boss-attitude lifted straight from the Disney live-action remake school of feminist discourse.

Now little girls everywhere know they can be rich a$$holes, too!
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Can't help but feel cynical as the MAGA base's affection for their aspiring despot has proved to be pretty resilient, but here's hoping the Michael Wolf emails shatter any illusions they have left.
I don't want to be salty. If the Epstein case serves as a come-to-Jesus moment for the MAGA base, then better late than never. However, I can't help but wonder where these three-time Trump supporters were when a jury of peers found then-citizen Trump liable for sexual abuse of E. Jean Carroll.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It kills me that POTUS may receive $230 million from US tax payers as "compensation" for the Russia & Mar-a-Lago investigations, meanwhile Abrego-Garcia -- who the DOJ admitted they deported to a Salvadorean torture prison in error -- can't even accept Costa Rica's offer of refugee protection status
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Imagine being more concerned for the wellbeing of dangerous drivers than people facing homelessness. This would be like if a dad stopped paying for his diabetic kid's insulin but forked up funds to cover his mistress's boob job.

Thanks, Captain Canada.
So to recap, speed cameras -- a cost-efficient means to hold dangerous drivers accountable -- is an unfair burden on tax payers, but rent control -- a mechanism to prevent landlords from extorting rent hikes from tenants -- is a hindrance on development.

globalnews.ca/news/1150266...
Ontario sets date to remove speed cameras, temporary signs to be installed | Globalnews.ca
Transportation Minister Prabmeet Sarkaria said an omnibus red tape bill, which includes the speed camera ban, will receive royal assent next Monday.
globalnews.ca
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
So to recap, speed cameras -- a cost-efficient means to hold dangerous drivers accountable -- is an unfair burden on tax payers, but rent control -- a mechanism to prevent landlords from extorting rent hikes from tenants -- is a hindrance on development.

globalnews.ca/news/1150266...
Ontario sets date to remove speed cameras, temporary signs to be installed | Globalnews.ca
Transportation Minister Prabmeet Sarkaria said an omnibus red tape bill, which includes the speed camera ban, will receive royal assent next Monday.
globalnews.ca
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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People will die just as democracy has. No consultation. It’s Trumpy.
NEW: The Ford government's speed camera ban will receive Royal Assent on Monday, just 2 weeks after it was introduced.

Temporary signs will be introduced, but physical changes like roundabouts won't be in place when the cameras are banned. #OnPoli
globalnews.ca/news/1150266...
Ontario sets date to remove speed cameras, temporary signs to be installed | Globalnews.ca
Transportation Minister Prabmeet Sarkaria said an omnibus red tape bill, which includes the speed camera ban, will receive royal assent next Monday.
globalnews.ca
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh, so *now* you care about the Constitution, Mr. Speaker??? Glad you've seen the light. Just a little surprised that it took the threat of a 3rd term for you to see it, as opposed to, say, deporting asylum claimants to a torture prison without due process:

abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
Speaker Johnson says no 'path' for a 3rd Trump term
The House speaker said he doesn't "see a way to amend the Constitution" to allow for Trump to seek a third term in office.
abcnews.go.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is more than another instance of corruption from the most morally bankrupt administration in recent US history. It's an attempt at historical revisionism that rebrands Trump as a victim when he broke the law. Don't let him.

#nokings
#Indivisible
#IndivisibleOttawa

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Trump's own Justice Department could award him millions for 'malicious' prosecutions | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump said Tuesday he's probably owed "a lot of money," responding to a newspaper report that he was seeking $230 million US in damages related to two investigations into his con...
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October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Portland, LA, DC, migrants, trans youth, international students, journalists, and every American standing up for social justice, Canada stands with you, now and ALWAYS

#Indivisible
#indivisibleOttawa
#noKings
#NoTyrants
October 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Captain Canada" plays self-appointed goon to local Home Depot to recover kitchen knife: www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli....

There is so much wrong with this article, starting with...
Ont. Premier Doug Ford says he threatened to beat up Home Depot shoplifter
Ontario Premier Doug Ford says he threatened to beat up a Home Depot shoplifter over the summer.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Throwback to yesteryear, when Jimmy Kimmel hosted weekly satirical tributes to the FCC without threat of government censorship:

2009 was a different time, and the Obama administration was a very different administration.

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Unnecessary Censorship Come and Play Edition Sesame Street
YouTube video by sourworm
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September 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Be better. Put your country first.
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Those using Charlie Kirk's death as an excuse to villainize trans people:

"The Violence Prevention Project at Hamline University... found that males were the perpetrators in 98% of [mass] shootings, female shooters accounted for 2% of the attacks and transgender people accounted for less than 1%."
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is there such thing as a reverse Potemkin village? A Potemkin wasteland? Like if crime in a city drops to a 30 year low but the president questions the veracity of the data and deploys the National Guard to occupy the city?

Anyways, good read. Check it out.
The Despot's Guide to Job Statistics: how Trump's handpicked Nazi warship-admiring, January 6th-attending hack economist was chosen on the sole basis of loyalty and ideology as he seeks to undermine objective economic data, all for his Dear Leader: www.forkingpaths.co/p/the-despot...
The Despot's Guide to Job Statistics
Dictators routinely lie about economic growth. Trump just took a page from their playbook in appointing an unqualified, Nazi-admiring, January 6th hack to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
www.forkingpaths.co
August 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I've been vegetarian for most of my life, but you don't see me running up and down the streets, flipping hotdog carts over to block others from enjoying meat.

There is no freedom to oppress. I can't believe I have to explain this.
In a statement, Mat Staver, head of Liberty Counsel — the conservative legal group representing Davis — said, ‘The High Court now has the opportunity to finally overturn this egregious opinion from 2015.’ Yikes.
August 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In another instance of art imitating life, Dean Cain confirms that Superman really was Homelander this whole time.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Ex-Superman actor Dean Cain says he's becoming ICE agent
Dean Cain says he'll be "sworn in as an ICE agent asap" following a recruitment drive by the agency.
www.bbc.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Shock! Israeli government lied. Stop the starvation. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/w...
No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
July 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
July 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I don't want to be salty. If the Epstein case serves as a come-to-Jesus moment for the MAGA base, then better late than never. However, I can't help but wonder where these three-time Trump supporters were when a jury of peers found then-citizen Trump liable for sexual abuse of E. Jean Carroll.
July 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM