Karen Jones
@kalli.bsky.social
She/her. Will like any picture of your cat. Slava Ukraine, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Black Lives Matter.
Oh, and don’t be a dick.
Oh, and don’t be a dick.
Still one of my favorite moments from a Cracked video
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Still one of my favorite moments from a Cracked video
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
Reposted by Karen Jones
If I ever text you a picture like this it means I’m about to die trying to pet a cheetah
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If I ever text you a picture like this it means I’m about to die trying to pet a cheetah
The best part about being a @alyankovic.bsky.social fan is being able to find a custom ringtone for just about anyone.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The best part about being a @alyankovic.bsky.social fan is being able to find a custom ringtone for just about anyone.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
Perigee syzygy Hunter’s moon
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Perigee syzygy Hunter’s moon
Reposted by Karen Jones
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
September 17, 2025 at 10:01 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
Look at this little guy. Trying on his “zombie risen from the grave” costume a little early, I guess
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie
September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Look at this little guy. Trying on his “zombie risen from the grave” costume a little early, I guess
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie
Manager: Why is your productivity down?
Me:
Me:
September 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Manager: Why is your productivity down?
Me:
Me:
Corn moon as I was leaving to go to work this morning
September 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Corn moon as I was leaving to go to work this morning
Sturgeon Moon about 0415
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sturgeon Moon about 0415
I can't believe how long it took me to devise this simple method of keeping track of how often I've rebrewed a cup of tea
July 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I can't believe how long it took me to devise this simple method of keeping track of how often I've rebrewed a cup of tea
Any antique brass experts out there? I have a souvenir hookah from when I lived in Saudi Arabia in 1982 and I foolishly set one of those rock salt tea light things on it. A decade of Florida humidity has had, shall we say, a deleterious effect. Can it be saved?
July 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Any antique brass experts out there? I have a souvenir hookah from when I lived in Saudi Arabia in 1982 and I foolishly set one of those rock salt tea light things on it. A decade of Florida humidity has had, shall we say, a deleterious effect. Can it be saved?
Reposted by Karen Jones
July 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Merely as a matter of curiosity, is this a public school thing? I never heard this phrase in my entire life until I saw it as a meme; then again, I attended private schools from middle school onward. To be honest I learned about mitochondria from reading Madeleine L’Engle’s A Wind in the Door.
July 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Merely as a matter of curiosity, is this a public school thing? I never heard this phrase in my entire life until I saw it as a meme; then again, I attended private schools from middle school onward. To be honest I learned about mitochondria from reading Madeleine L’Engle’s A Wind in the Door.
To get the most out of one's morning constitutional, fitness experts recommend choosing a route with varying inclines and terrain. But I live in Florida so this is the best I can do:
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
To get the most out of one's morning constitutional, fitness experts recommend choosing a route with varying inclines and terrain. But I live in Florida so this is the best I can do:
Me every time I go outside
June 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Me every time I go outside
Strawberry Moon at 04:30
Very distracting on my morning walk
Very distracting on my morning walk
June 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Strawberry Moon at 04:30
Very distracting on my morning walk
Very distracting on my morning walk
Saw this fellow while walking to my sister’s house
May 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Saw this fellow while walking to my sister’s house
WTF I turn 60 in a few months and the invitations to a free dinner and lecture on money management after retiring have begun arriving (these all came today). Laughable since I have no money to manage and therefore I'll be working till the day I die.
May 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
WTF I turn 60 in a few months and the invitations to a free dinner and lecture on money management after retiring have begun arriving (these all came today). Laughable since I have no money to manage and therefore I'll be working till the day I die.