"Hey there, heard you were a dog person. I'm one too. Let's chill out sometime."

Vegan: I won't be eating eggplants bc it has the word "egg" in it

Eggplant:

Four nuns, one lighter

"Take my hand, there's nothing worthy the land offers, pilgrim"

"Everyone ready for the camping trip? Remember, don't spook the humans too much and only eat what is offered to you."

"Hey babe, long time no see, why you being so quiet babe?"

"Hey bro, how to stop this self driving car?"

"Don't know bro, it's not self stopping."