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Kalina
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No cops at Pride. Only the dykes on bikes.
June 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So which one of you fake bitches was going to tell me Revenge of the Sith is back in theaters for its 20th Anniversary
April 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Lowe’s truly is the home improvement store for homos
April 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You know I’d love to go but my weighted blanket and cats won’t let me.
April 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Recession indicator: using gay as a slur again
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Cannot believe I have to fight for my life on Ticketmaster yet again
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@heavenlyystar.bsky.social your lesbians are dating!
March 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Yall are not gonna de-drag Pleakley. Be so ffr
March 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Gaga said oh you freaks like Teeth? Here’s The Beast.
March 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I was at a card store earlier and a couple ran into each other buying cards 🥺
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The hardest part of being a lesbian is actually just not spoiling the presents you get for your partner.
February 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In my Gagassance era
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A shutout would be so delightful
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Junuary to February snowmageddon pipeline
January 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Starbucks backtracked on our path forward, failing to support the workers who are central to the company’s turnaround.

Sign & share the No Contract No Coffee pledge to show them that not bargaining higher wages and better benefits for union baristas is bad for business!

✊SIGN - bit.ly/signNCNC
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Hey, you! 🫵
Make 2025 the year you start carrying naloxone on you!

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How to administer narcan
YouTube video by End Overdose
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January 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TikTok ban and the inauguration on the first day of Aquarius season. I’m out.
January 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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now end the occupation, the blockade, and the apartheid
January 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Day 1 of being medicated again. Let’s give it up for day 1 (please fix me)
January 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
High protein pasta with fiber 👀 don’t mind if I do.
January 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I need to start hitting legs again, not only to have a fatter ass, but so I can do my granny hobbies that involve sitting on my ass because my tailbone hurts.
January 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think I need to do more of a chop with my hair to cut off more of the bleached areas that a hairstylist fucked up last spring because this split ends are never gone.
January 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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i actually like the word sapphic as an umbrella term and it makes for good shorthand when referring to a mixed group but i think you owe trans women cold hard cash if you say dumb shit about how “sapphic is more inclusive to trans women”
January 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me: I want to read 50 books this year

*The Priory of the Orange Tree lurking on my shelf and the equally thick sequel I will likely read after*
January 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM