kali
@kalibration.website
I am a swan's wings, bloodied at the joint 🖤
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
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kali
@kalibration.website
· Mar 13
Added all these menu screens and, against my better judgment, some hitpause. it's starting to look like a real video game #gamedev #starfox #Theology2
Back before you always had a few Algorithmic Content Feeds to look at on your phone we used to just put on gloves with lights in the fingers and waggle our hands in each other's faces to get our "blue light directly in my face" fix
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Back before you always had a few Algorithmic Content Feeds to look at on your phone we used to just put on gloves with lights in the fingers and waggle our hands in each other's faces to get our "blue light directly in my face" fix
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My 11ft lifted '03 Hummer was destroyed by a Takis® Nacho Xplosion
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My 11ft lifted '03 Hummer was destroyed by a Takis® Nacho Xplosion
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yeah. when i joined bluesky in 2008 i was 6 years old. now in 2025-26 im 8 years old. and im ready to have the best fucking summer ever.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
yeah. when i joined bluesky in 2008 i was 6 years old. now in 2025-26 im 8 years old. and im ready to have the best fucking summer ever.
I always find it frustrating how much institutional music theory has NOTHING to say about percussion or rhythm. You can take a guy with a like, Doctorate in Music Theory, who knows everything about Modulating Subdominant b13's or whatever, but if you ask "is this rumba clave or son clave" he'll puke
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I always find it frustrating how much institutional music theory has NOTHING to say about percussion or rhythm. You can take a guy with a like, Doctorate in Music Theory, who knows everything about Modulating Subdominant b13's or whatever, but if you ask "is this rumba clave or son clave" he'll puke
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crazy all chat message in deadlock
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
crazy all chat message in deadlock
BROCK LESTER VS THE UNDERTALER... AWESOME, #wrestleing
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
BROCK LESTER VS THE UNDERTALER... AWESOME, #wrestleing
Loaded back into an old fort because I got tired of doing early fort setup things and man I forgot how crazy this one is
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Loaded back into an old fort because I got tired of doing early fort setup things and man I forgot how crazy this one is
"Tragedies of Entering" is right. I'm not even halfway into the first season and I only have two dwarfs left
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"Tragedies of Entering" is right. I'm not even halfway into the first season and I only have two dwarfs left
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I've started dodging the number four as much as is reasonably possible in all aspects of my life, like Mista from Vento Aureo, and it feels good as fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I've started dodging the number four as much as is reasonably possible in all aspects of my life, like Mista from Vento Aureo, and it feels good as fuck.
Simulation games always have the greatest patch notes.
![screenshot of Ostranauts patch notes:
Note: 📣 indicates changes inspired by community feedback!
[GENERAL CHANGES]
📣 Jettison menu option has been removed for all non-corpse objects.
Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ateybsdrukqrbm43oejgstz2/bafkreibsbgo3vl4xhcrg2xg2wndumjqm56nzrq34dq7ul7vy52ewhlhxca@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Simulation games always have the greatest patch notes.
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I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm fucking cryinj
Like cooking fucking spinach, man
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Like cooking fucking spinach, man
Pringles salt & vinegar perhaps one of the absolute weakest salt & vinegar chips on the market; honestly a bit insulting, but if you need to pretend to be a masochist to impress a girl, or otherwise seek a gentle introduction to burning your lips, I suppose they do have their niche
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pringles salt & vinegar perhaps one of the absolute weakest salt & vinegar chips on the market; honestly a bit insulting, but if you need to pretend to be a masochist to impress a girl, or otherwise seek a gentle introduction to burning your lips, I suppose they do have their niche
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Need to get deep into technical death metal I think...
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Need to get deep into technical death metal I think...
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One Battle After Another was the best movie I've seen in years. What the fuck man
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
One Battle After Another was the best movie I've seen in years. What the fuck man