kali
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I am a swan's wings, bloodied at the joint 🖤
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
Soundtrack musician 🐇
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
Soundtrack musician 🐇
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Remember when George Bush said "You forgot Poland" and the internet went nuts over it. What was up with that
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Remember when George Bush said "You forgot Poland" and the internet went nuts over it. What was up with that
My sleep schedule is absolutely trashed and I have no idea how to fix it besides just throwing my hands in the air and going "whatever. all-nighter time" but I'm making some absolute heaters for work and eating store-brand duplex cookies so it's fine. I'm sorry you can't be me. Being me is great.
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
My sleep schedule is absolutely trashed and I have no idea how to fix it besides just throwing my hands in the air and going "whatever. all-nighter time" but I'm making some absolute heaters for work and eating store-brand duplex cookies so it's fine. I'm sorry you can't be me. Being me is great.
I really like the movie Whiplash, but I've also always said it's "what people who don't smoke weed think playing jazz is like", and more than that I think it comes at the idea of 'greatness' from literally the entirely wrong direction
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I really like the movie Whiplash, but I've also always said it's "what people who don't smoke weed think playing jazz is like", and more than that I think it comes at the idea of 'greatness' from literally the entirely wrong direction
You never see Megurine Luka anymore when people are doing Vocaloid stuff... what the fuck is up with that...
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You never see Megurine Luka anymore when people are doing Vocaloid stuff... what the fuck is up with that...
(Loverboy voice)🗣 Everybody's lurching toward a bleak end
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
(Loverboy voice)🗣 Everybody's lurching toward a bleak end
Paurkemaurn proppa lidgins m8 (remembers Australians follow me on here) Is the kind of joke I would make if I was an asshole. A real piece of shit. Like who would ever say that. Right
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Paurkemaurn proppa lidgins m8 (remembers Australians follow me on here) Is the kind of joke I would make if I was an asshole. A real piece of shit. Like who would ever say that. Right
Megaman battle network? Some of yall on megaman cattle network 😳 but thats not my business 😂 Thats none of my business but 😂 Some of yall on megaman cattle network but 😂 Thats none of my business 😂 It aint my business but some of 😂 Some of yall are on megaman cattle network but its 😂 SOme of yall ar
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Megaman battle network? Some of yall on megaman cattle network 😳 but thats not my business 😂 Thats none of my business but 😂 Some of yall on megaman cattle network but 😂 Thats none of my business 😂 It aint my business but some of 😂 Some of yall are on megaman cattle network but its 😂 SOme of yall ar
Where is a boy who is so kind and so beautiful supposed to get some real springy buckwheat noodles for a reasonable price? Say, if this beautiful and kind boy were interested in making some soba-type dish with peanut sauce? Keep in mind the boy is SO kind and SO beautiful btw
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Where is a boy who is so kind and so beautiful supposed to get some real springy buckwheat noodles for a reasonable price? Say, if this beautiful and kind boy were interested in making some soba-type dish with peanut sauce? Keep in mind the boy is SO kind and SO beautiful btw
Brain finally kicked on and figured out how to actually start coding a lil tiny game I've wanted to make since like 2021 right at the end of the last night of my break.
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Brain finally kicked on and figured out how to actually start coding a lil tiny game I've wanted to make since like 2021 right at the end of the last night of my break.
"I'm going to make my new indie game 4:3. So that it's Retro!!! 😄" ok. You can do that. I don't have anything sarcastic to say actually. You thought I was building to that right? Starting the tweet with a strawman quote? You thought I was going to epically pwn this imaginary guy? But he's my friend.
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
"I'm going to make my new indie game 4:3. So that it's Retro!!! 😄" ok. You can do that. I don't have anything sarcastic to say actually. You thought I was building to that right? Starting the tweet with a strawman quote? You thought I was going to epically pwn this imaginary guy? But he's my friend.
Through the front window of my apartment, you can see all the way to the back door. A stranger passing on the sidewalk can see if I left any dishes in the sink. It feels remarkably vulnerable. And yet I kind of enjoy it. It makes me honest.
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Through the front window of my apartment, you can see all the way to the back door. A stranger passing on the sidewalk can see if I left any dishes in the sink. It feels remarkably vulnerable. And yet I kind of enjoy it. It makes me honest.
The fuck do you mean steam award for most innovative gameplay went to ARC Raiders???
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The fuck do you mean steam award for most innovative gameplay went to ARC Raiders???
I think the reason so many millennials always go "hey, that good and cool thing you like? Heh, Actually, It sucks... 😈" is a defense mechanism after being sold and fed so much garbage
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I think the reason so many millennials always go "hey, that good and cool thing you like? Heh, Actually, It sucks... 😈" is a defense mechanism after being sold and fed so much garbage
I've started avoiding the number 4 just as adamantly as Mista from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure does
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I've started avoiding the number 4 just as adamantly as Mista from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure does
Started a new Godot project for the first time in a year and just getting nvim with lsp to work as my external text editor on Windows is demonic shit.
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Started a new Godot project for the first time in a year and just getting nvim with lsp to work as my external text editor on Windows is demonic shit.
(youtuber voice) This is the moment where Punpun, becomes Oyasumi.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
(youtuber voice) This is the moment where Punpun, becomes Oyasumi.
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this guy rules. i love reddit so much
August 9, 2024 at 12:31 AM
this guy rules. i love reddit so much
Yet another top 100. Endless Subby this time. Never grubbed. Never will.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Yet another top 100. Endless Subby this time. Never grubbed. Never will.
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"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"
June 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"
If you're a grown-ass man and you don't have at least one plushie that you kiss goodnight every night you are not actually a grown-ass man
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If you're a grown-ass man and you don't have at least one plushie that you kiss goodnight every night you are not actually a grown-ass man
Got some crema Oaxaqueña, and between that and me discovering and immediately falling in love with Oaxaca cheese, I think Oaxaca should be declared the actual dairy capital of the world. And those are STRONG words from me. I've lived 30~90 minutes from the Wisconsin state line for almost all my life
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Got some crema Oaxaqueña, and between that and me discovering and immediately falling in love with Oaxaca cheese, I think Oaxaca should be declared the actual dairy capital of the world. And those are STRONG words from me. I've lived 30~90 minutes from the Wisconsin state line for almost all my life
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![That's Him!
[David Lynch pointing at the viewer, & flanked by two women]
That's the [GUY] who [NEVER PLAYED A YS GAME]!
[BUMP] him girls!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ateybsdrukqrbm43oejgstz2/bafkreibbasp47tp2r32qfel6stktmv7dkotoumae6hyyxj2qnz4ge4celm@jpeg)
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Game: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (2002, PS2)
TAS Authors: Snuggles, Arttery, Neon, Stevens & Takae
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1nW...
TAS Authors: Snuggles, Arttery, Neon, Stevens & Takae
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1nW...
December 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Game: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (2002, PS2)
TAS Authors: Snuggles, Arttery, Neon, Stevens & Takae
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1nW...
TAS Authors: Snuggles, Arttery, Neon, Stevens & Takae
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1nW...