Kalen William$
@kalenpw.bsky.social
N-no 5’8” is basically the global average height
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
N-no 5’8” is basically the global average height
Julia is capping or has a tall fridge cause I’m pretty sure we’re within 1 inch of each other
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Julia is capping or has a tall fridge cause I’m pretty sure we’re within 1 inch of each other
All I do is store all appliances (rice cooker, popcorn maker, slow cooker, blender) above the fridge and then when I need them take them down
Keeps my counters clear and is still easily accessible
Keeps my counters clear and is still easily accessible
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
All I do is store all appliances (rice cooker, popcorn maker, slow cooker, blender) above the fridge and then when I need them take them down
Keeps my counters clear and is still easily accessible
Keeps my counters clear and is still easily accessible
For some reason I thought you guys had a rice cooker. Costco sells micom ones for like $60
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
For some reason I thought you guys had a rice cooker. Costco sells micom ones for like $60
Are you telling me self proclaimed socialists have no life experience and exist in an alternate reality to how the world really works? No that can’t be
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Are you telling me self proclaimed socialists have no life experience and exist in an alternate reality to how the world really works? No that can’t be
I dunno I’ve never timed it but I feel like every time I cook rice I’m waiting on it to finish while everything else is ready
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I dunno I’ve never timed it but I feel like every time I cook rice I’m waiting on it to finish while everything else is ready
The rice took less than 30 minutes ? 🤨
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The rice took less than 30 minutes ? 🤨
Ok but the cilantro part is kind of relatable, I have never in my life finished an entire bunch of cilantro or parsley before it goes bad
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Ok but the cilantro part is kind of relatable, I have never in my life finished an entire bunch of cilantro or parsley before it goes bad
What sauce is that
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
What sauce is that
Would it be better to come solo or with another sibling
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Would it be better to come solo or with another sibling
What time of year is best, I want to see the American heritage tour things
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
What time of year is best, I want to see the American heritage tour things
Tell me you’re a transplant without telling me you’re a transplant
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Tell me you’re a transplant without telling me you’re a transplant
So is the idea behind 4d to feel like you’re in the avatar sex scenes?
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
So is the idea behind 4d to feel like you’re in the avatar sex scenes?
What’s the difference between a chickpea and garbanzo bean?
I’ve never paid extra for garbanzo bean in my pasta
I’ve never paid extra for garbanzo bean in my pasta
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
What’s the difference between a chickpea and garbanzo bean?
I’ve never paid extra for garbanzo bean in my pasta
I’ve never paid extra for garbanzo bean in my pasta
Unfortunately that one is fake :/
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Unfortunately that one is fake :/
He’s like one of, if not the most, popular fantasy author of all time 🤔
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
He’s like one of, if not the most, popular fantasy author of all time 🤔
When I’m in a being contrarian competition and my opponent is Julia
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
When I’m in a being contrarian competition and my opponent is Julia
>college students
>elementary school calculus
Gen Z is cooked
>elementary school calculus
Gen Z is cooked
January 29, 2026 at 12:13 AM
>college students
>elementary school calculus
Gen Z is cooked
>elementary school calculus
Gen Z is cooked
When I watched episode 7 in theaters I knew Han Solo was going to die because someone spoiled it in the family group chat
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
When I watched episode 7 in theaters I knew Han Solo was going to die because someone spoiled it in the family group chat
>see three pee zero 🤨
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
>see three pee zero 🤨