Kalen William$
@kalenpw.bsky.social
One day I will start a Skyrim character that doesn’t devolve into crafting 1000s of iron daggers in whiterun like it’s RuneScape
But that day is not today
But that day is not today
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
One day I will start a Skyrim character that doesn’t devolve into crafting 1000s of iron daggers in whiterun like it’s RuneScape
But that day is not today
But that day is not today
I buy my apples exclusively by what sounds the most Japanese and Kanzi has disappointed me first for being German and also tasting mid
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I buy my apples exclusively by what sounds the most Japanese and Kanzi has disappointed me first for being German and also tasting mid
HasanPikerDogSmiter x HasanShocksHisDog after defeating The Maven 😎
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
HasanPikerDogSmiter x HasanShocksHisDog after defeating The Maven 😎
PoE 3.27 characters with 'Hasan' in them...apparently lots of people thought of they were original
Personally, I think the smite slayer named HasanPikerDogSmiter is the cleverest and probably most handsome irl
Personally, I think the smite slayer named HasanPikerDogSmiter is the cleverest and probably most handsome irl
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
PoE 3.27 characters with 'Hasan' in them...apparently lots of people thought of they were original
Personally, I think the smite slayer named HasanPikerDogSmiter is the cleverest and probably most handsome irl
Personally, I think the smite slayer named HasanPikerDogSmiter is the cleverest and probably most handsome irl
Filmed myself fighting a boss because Mizu kept getting in the way and I wanted to make a shock collar joke but what I learned is based on the facial expressions I make when locked in my mom must’ve been throwing back xtra strength Tylenols
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Filmed myself fighting a boss because Mizu kept getting in the way and I wanted to make a shock collar joke but what I learned is based on the facial expressions I make when locked in my mom must’ve been throwing back xtra strength Tylenols
I take back everything I said about stag stations being cooler than worm ways...this is adorable :3
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I take back everything I said about stag stations being cooler than worm ways...this is adorable :3
Maybe it’s unreasonable to complain about spoilers of a 100 year old book, but was looking for a book to read and the dumbass AI overview spoiled it
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Maybe it’s unreasonable to complain about spoilers of a 100 year old book, but was looking for a book to read and the dumbass AI overview spoiled it
In order to keep the sabbath day holy I have decided to go on a pilgrimage and collect rosary beads 🙏
September 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In order to keep the sabbath day holy I have decided to go on a pilgrimage and collect rosary beads 🙏
Maybe the world’s hottest take and may change as I play more but I like hollow knight more than silk song
HK has better dair, environments, and map guy music. Plus one other complaint which is a minor spoiler
HK has better dair, environments, and map guy music. Plus one other complaint which is a minor spoiler
September 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe the world’s hottest take and may change as I play more but I like hollow knight more than silk song
HK has better dair, environments, and map guy music. Plus one other complaint which is a minor spoiler
HK has better dair, environments, and map guy music. Plus one other complaint which is a minor spoiler
They grow up so fast 🥹
August 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
They grow up so fast 🥹
Unlocked a shortcut back to a tuning fork (bonfire)
DK Bonanza is a souls like
DK Bonanza is a souls like
July 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Unlocked a shortcut back to a tuning fork (bonfire)
DK Bonanza is a souls like
DK Bonanza is a souls like
Just cause I think Elon’s a fucking moron does not make me left leaning
July 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just cause I think Elon’s a fucking moron does not make me left leaning
Mario kart world is the first time I’ve browsed online Mario kart communities and nothing could have prepared me for the amount of “blue shell” and “shocks” I see. Who are these casual plebeians who never read the fucking prima players guide
July 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Mario kart world is the first time I’ve browsed online Mario kart communities and nothing could have prepared me for the amount of “blue shell” and “shocks” I see. Who are these casual plebeians who never read the fucking prima players guide
B-but Clint Stevens makes it look so easy
June 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
B-but Clint Stevens makes it look so easy
If you can’t beat the meta chasing baby blooper players, join em
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you can’t beat the meta chasing baby blooper players, join em
I’ve never understood why Costco’s whole thing is selling big bulk containers besides mayonnaise which they randomly sell in these tiny jars
June 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’ve never understood why Costco’s whole thing is selling big bulk containers besides mayonnaise which they randomly sell in these tiny jars
Everyone knows Great ? Block Ruins is the best ✊
June 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Everyone knows Great ? Block Ruins is the best ✊
People found out random only gave the real courses so instead of adding a classic mode so people could play normal tracks Nintendo patched it out so you’re forced to play their stupid intermission tracks
I fucking hate Nintendo so much 😭😭😭
I fucking hate Nintendo so much 😭😭😭
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
People found out random only gave the real courses so instead of adding a classic mode so people could play normal tracks Nintendo patched it out so you’re forced to play their stupid intermission tracks
I fucking hate Nintendo so much 😭😭😭
I fucking hate Nintendo so much 😭😭😭
Switch 2 is the perfect console to finally be able to play Switch 1 games that ran like dog shit
June 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Switch 2 is the perfect console to finally be able to play Switch 1 games that ran like dog shit
If you buy a $100 Nintendo gift card for $90 at Costco then use that on game vouchers, new Switch games are $45 🧠
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If you buy a $100 Nintendo gift card for $90 at Costco then use that on game vouchers, new Switch games are $45 🧠
Got so exited about my spiny shell dodge that I chimped out and drove into a wall :|
June 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Got so exited about my spiny shell dodge that I chimped out and drove into a wall :|
I love this big stupid monkey
June 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I love this big stupid monkey
I’m usually a defender of white people shit (hard shell ground beef tacos are delicious, salt is the best seasoning)
But seeing Greek yogurt in guacamole ingredients is too far
But seeing Greek yogurt in guacamole ingredients is too far
June 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m usually a defender of white people shit (hard shell ground beef tacos are delicious, salt is the best seasoning)
But seeing Greek yogurt in guacamole ingredients is too far
But seeing Greek yogurt in guacamole ingredients is too far
She has recently taken an interest to pawing around my bike but I don’t think she realizes that wheel cost 20 of her and simple economics dictates if one has to go it isn’t the bike
June 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
She has recently taken an interest to pawing around my bike but I don’t think she realizes that wheel cost 20 of her and simple economics dictates if one has to go it isn’t the bike
She loves her Kirkland Signature 60 inch Cat Tree, 6 Levels and 1 Condo 🥺
June 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
She loves her Kirkland Signature 60 inch Cat Tree, 6 Levels and 1 Condo 🥺