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kalemarks.bsky.social
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@kalemarks.bsky.social
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AuDHD. Astronomy. Video Games. Politics. He/Them 18+. I rant about politics a lot.
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An image of the Spongebob yelling meme. Top text: I FUCKING LOVE SEATTLE bottom text: I LOVE COFFEE AND CLOUDY WEATHER AND LONGER NIGHTS
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I only lost 2 of my 10 placement matches. Gambit skin secured! 😁
a cropped screenshot of my Rivals Basic Stats page for S5.0 (Love is a battlefield) for all modes. There is an image of the logo for Gold 3 Rank, Rocket hero playtime 1.4 hrs, Gambit Hero playtime 57 mins, Squirrel Girl Hero playtime 17 mins, Time Played 4 hrs, Matches Played 29, Wins 18, MVP 0, SVP 2, Might Vanquisher 0
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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The "I can excuse racism" Community meme with Britta Perry. Top text says: I can excuse the pedophilia, bottom text says: but I draw the line at gay sex
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"Who you callin' a racoon, huh?"
A screenshot of Rocket Racoon from Marvel Rivals. It's his Lord icon with a yellow checkmark on the top right indicating it has been achieved.
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Soy Right in shambles today
A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @EndWokeness: On the bright side, at least people who own popcorn companies are having a good day
June 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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An image of a Twitter post by user @CreoleComrade (Commie Cunt): To be clear, if you're a liberal. You should not follow me. You are my enemy and I hate you.
June 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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A picture of Kamala Harris looking at the camera with a awkward face. The top caption reads: "DEMOCRATIC" PARTY BE LIKE: Bottom caption: "If you want to save Democracy, you'll vote for this candidate we installed after lying to you about the incumbent's health to prevent a primary you could have participated in. Also, the candidate we selected was polling in the single digits when she tried to become President in a fairer primary, so that's why we had to rig it for her. So get out there and save Democracy!"
May 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Twitter post by user @PaulSorrentino3 (#gaybaristapaulforpresident): so let's get this right the Democratic Party was trying to push a dementia ridden cancer patient as president into a second term got caught lying about it and some of you assholes still support them do I have that correct
May 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This is why I still have a Twitter account 😌
Twitter post by user @Eyyrek (dirk funk) dated March 13, 2019: As god as my witness I'll kill joe Biden and I'll do so by willing cancer into his prostate
May 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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They have known for at least 5 years. This should be the biggest political scandal right now and everyone should be calling for heads to roll, but this is America so you know there will be zero accountability for this.
Twitter post by user @quay_dr (Dr. Steven Quay): Prostate cancer is the easiest cancer to diagnose when it first starts and to watch it progress to metastases. The PSA blood test shows the rate of cancer cell growth. For even with the most aggressive form, it is a 5-7 year journey without treatment before it becomes metastatic. Meaning, it would be malpractice for this patient to show up and be first diagnosed with metastatic disease in May 2025. It is highly likely he was carrying a diagnosis of prostate cancer throughout his White House tenure and the American people were uninformed.
May 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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#Andor
An image of Diego Luna as Andor, pointing a blaster at someone off camera. The meme text reads: THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
May 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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On the other end of the microwave dish spectrum, we have this culinary masterpiece. It's got bean sprouts! Tastes fresh, too. Optional chili powder packets to customize your spice level and you got yourself a top tier microwave meal. 5/5 stars 👍👍😋
Image of the front of a box for Green & Sunny Brand Pad Thai
April 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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This is by far the WORST microwave dish I have EVER had. Absolute trash. No flavor, all spice but like black pepper spice. Disgusting. 1/5 stars 👎👎
Image of the front of a box for Impossible Brand Chicken Enchilada Bowl
April 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Tornado potatoes! 😋
A person off camera holding a tornado potato on a stick in each hand
April 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Lenin drinks PBR? 😮
The Lenin Statue in Seattle. He appears to be holding a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon
April 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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My Mystique and friends are coming back to the big screen y’all 🥹
A photo of me and the original Mystique actress Rebecca Romijn
March 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Great news y'all! I left my plushies with my friend in Seattle and she still has them so I'm getting my best friends back YIPPEE say hello to Ginger (brown one), Champ (white with brown spots), and Cinnamon the dachshund! 🥰
Two plushie dogs. On the left is Ginger, a brown dog with a white spot over their right eye, and Champ, a white dog with brown spots over their eyes. Cinnamon the brown dachshund on a bed in my old room
March 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Twitter post by user @extra_beef_ : Bernie and AOC are going to herd everyone back to the Democratic Party and nothing will fundamentally change.
March 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Twitter user @mikerecine posts: "Liberals are so depraved and stupid they still think Kamala would have done a nicer genocide." this is quote-tweeted by user @ComradeLeah and she adds: "I think it's pretty clear now that had Kamala won, liberals would be yelling "SLAY QUEEN" unironically during this continuing genocide"
March 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Twitter post by @TheRealJChubby: Nothing should radicalize people more than seeing Trump blow through all the barriers Democrats always said were stopping them from delivering meaningful change.
March 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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meme of Dan Hentschel looking like Adolf Hitler with a black eye saying "I just got punched for no reason"
March 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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My sister finally got Jason the grooming he so desperately needed. Happy boy!
Jason the Pomeranian looking fresh and clean with a happy face
March 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Ramen time at Ginza, San Antonio 🍜 😋
A bowl of veggie ramen with all the fixings
March 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Liberals are literally going to get us all killed.
Twitter post by user @RioSlade: The Democratic Party isn't an opposition party. They don't offer any actual resistance to the policies being implemented by Trump. They wrap themselves in decorum and red tape bureaucracy. They delcare, "I know this will kill you, but my hands are tied."
March 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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My GOAT
A black and white picture of Albert Einstein
March 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM