Kalabajooie
@kalabajooie.bsky.social
Father, husband, lowercase-g gamer, former YouTuber. Founder, Kalabajooie Labs. He/Him.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
I've seen this movie before.
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've seen this movie before.
A recent episode of @skeptoid.bsky.social mentioned "Weird Appalachia", which made me remember that I hadn't yet caught up with @oldgodspod.bsky.social . So I went to the feed for the latter to see how far behind I was now.
2 years.
Better get poppin' up some popcorn, family.
2 years.
Better get poppin' up some popcorn, family.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A recent episode of @skeptoid.bsky.social mentioned "Weird Appalachia", which made me remember that I hadn't yet caught up with @oldgodspod.bsky.social . So I went to the feed for the latter to see how far behind I was now.
2 years.
Better get poppin' up some popcorn, family.
2 years.
Better get poppin' up some popcorn, family.
"We can grow as a company, but to do so you must march in lock-step and give the billionaire more money."
Why am I seeing this ad? I don't own any Tesla stock. The closest I get is occasionally chuckling at posts from r/cyberstuck.
Why am I seeing this ad? I don't own any Tesla stock. The closest I get is occasionally chuckling at posts from r/cyberstuck.
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"We can grow as a company, but to do so you must march in lock-step and give the billionaire more money."
Why am I seeing this ad? I don't own any Tesla stock. The closest I get is occasionally chuckling at posts from r/cyberstuck.
Why am I seeing this ad? I don't own any Tesla stock. The closest I get is occasionally chuckling at posts from r/cyberstuck.
Stick! Stick! Stick! Stick!
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Stick! Stick! Stick! Stick!
When the cold the kids brought home finally catches up to you, but you can't stop to nurse it.
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When the cold the kids brought home finally catches up to you, but you can't stop to nurse it.
Presented without context from Mastodon. Feat. @enikofox.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Presented without context from Mastodon. Feat. @enikofox.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I felt lesbian fox girls were underrepresented on Wplace (outside of Hawaii), so I added some off the coast of Cyprus. @enikofox.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I felt lesbian fox girls were underrepresented on Wplace (outside of Hawaii), so I added some off the coast of Cyprus. @enikofox.com
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to parse what this box is saying and imagining what it would taste like.
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to parse what this box is saying and imagining what it would taste like.
Oodles of TTRPG world building, inspiring mythology, and even a cookbook or two in a Book Bundle on Humble right now!
www.humblebundle.com/books/ultima...
And books by some dude named Jim Tomato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social or something.
www.humblebundle.com/books/ultima...
And books by some dude named Jim Tomato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social or something.
September 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oodles of TTRPG world building, inspiring mythology, and even a cookbook or two in a Book Bundle on Humble right now!
www.humblebundle.com/books/ultima...
And books by some dude named Jim Tomato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social or something.
www.humblebundle.com/books/ultima...
And books by some dude named Jim Tomato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social or something.
Dusting off the ol' Blue Yeti.
August 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dusting off the ol' Blue Yeti.
You would think I would learn, after all this time, that I have a family. And regardless of how many items are on the shopping list, the things we need will never fit on the tiny cart.
June 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You would think I would learn, after all this time, that I have a family. And regardless of how many items are on the shopping list, the things we need will never fit on the tiny cart.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
I finally received my first @gamewithpixels.bsky.social die today, a clear d20! So shiny!
My first roll was a 1.
Directly to jail.
My first roll was a 1.
Directly to jail.
April 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I finally received my first @gamewithpixels.bsky.social die today, a clear d20! So shiny!
My first roll was a 1.
Directly to jail.
My first roll was a 1.
Directly to jail.
1 week ago, I started teaching myself Fusion 360
3 days ago, I had a wild idea and challenged myself to see it through by today.
2 days ago, I did a marathon modeling section while pretending to work.
1 night ago, I sliced it and got it printing.
Today, Buck-Chuckets. #MinecraftMovie #3DPrinting
3 days ago, I had a wild idea and challenged myself to see it through by today.
2 days ago, I did a marathon modeling section while pretending to work.
1 night ago, I sliced it and got it printing.
Today, Buck-Chuckets. #MinecraftMovie #3DPrinting
April 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
1 week ago, I started teaching myself Fusion 360
3 days ago, I had a wild idea and challenged myself to see it through by today.
2 days ago, I did a marathon modeling section while pretending to work.
1 night ago, I sliced it and got it printing.
Today, Buck-Chuckets. #MinecraftMovie #3DPrinting
3 days ago, I had a wild idea and challenged myself to see it through by today.
2 days ago, I did a marathon modeling section while pretending to work.
1 night ago, I sliced it and got it printing.
Today, Buck-Chuckets. #MinecraftMovie #3DPrinting
Me: *sees an ad for "Legend of Mushroom" Oh, look, a cute little gacha game that doesn't rely on fanservice!
Me: *seeing another ad one week later* Oh, nvm. There it is.
Me: *seeing another ad one week later* Oh, nvm. There it is.
June 11, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Me: *sees an ad for "Legend of Mushroom" Oh, look, a cute little gacha game that doesn't rely on fanservice!
Me: *seeing another ad one week later* Oh, nvm. There it is.
Me: *seeing another ad one week later* Oh, nvm. There it is.
I grew up during a time when TLC stood for "The Learning Channel". I remember marathons of "Understanding" and Cosmos and Mythbusters and other seconds and spinoffs from the Discovery Channel.
The FUCK is "MILF Manor"? This is some NBC off-prime bullshit.
Look how they've massacred my boy.
The FUCK is "MILF Manor"? This is some NBC off-prime bullshit.
Look how they've massacred my boy.
June 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I grew up during a time when TLC stood for "The Learning Channel". I remember marathons of "Understanding" and Cosmos and Mythbusters and other seconds and spinoffs from the Discovery Channel.
The FUCK is "MILF Manor"? This is some NBC off-prime bullshit.
Look how they've massacred my boy.
The FUCK is "MILF Manor"? This is some NBC off-prime bullshit.
Look how they've massacred my boy.
$99 for a 4-day resort stay? Once upon a time, these high-pressure timeshare sales "vacations" we're free! Inflation really has hit every industry.
May 8, 2024 at 7:52 PM
$99 for a 4-day resort stay? Once upon a time, these high-pressure timeshare sales "vacations" we're free! Inflation really has hit every industry.
What exactly are they selling here? I feel like I just had a stroke trying to comprehend this "headline".
April 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
What exactly are they selling here? I feel like I just had a stroke trying to comprehend this "headline".
TFW you finally set up your account on BlueSky, then consider looking at your x-twitter account to find who you follow there.
April 15, 2024 at 2:57 AM
TFW you finally set up your account on BlueSky, then consider looking at your x-twitter account to find who you follow there.