I also told my doc I might be autistic but don't want the diagnosis on paper. I think the Spiderman band-aid snafu might be supporting evidence of my self-diagnosis.

This goes hard. Harder than I shit.

My sexuality is omnisexual with trixic leanings with a traumatic distrust of cis/straight/male. Genderfluid, gendervoid, genderfucked, and genderfun. Any and all pronouns apply but I get a special tickle out of people open enough to use neopronouns, she/her, and it/its with me.

There's some great umbrella terms, but your average cishet isn't going to understand I'm genderfluid nonbinary usually on the fem side of the spec twixt femboy and demi girl with a touch of gendervoid and a few fun xenogenders like telestaticgender because god damnit why does that kinda make sense.

The more I dived into queer culture it eventually became apparent that the labels are really just guides and that nothing is going to 100% describe most people. Look at how queer people before this millennium described themselves, for example.

Did you wash your hands?