Oh you're straight? Which one of you is Bert and which one is Ernie?
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh you're straight? Which one of you is Bert and which one is Ernie?
Therapy appointment complete. I am now fixed.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Therapy appointment complete. I am now fixed.
I made my bed and now I'm shitting in it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I made my bed and now I'm shitting in it.
Got my flu shot and they gave me a normal boring brown bandaid. I issued a formal complaint to my doc that I wanted a Spiderman band-aid. I expect to see this rectified come next year.
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Got my flu shot and they gave me a normal boring brown bandaid. I issued a formal complaint to my doc that I wanted a Spiderman band-aid. I expect to see this rectified come next year.
Absorbing estrogen straight through my girlfriend's girlcock. Call that doing girlyshots.
August 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Absorbing estrogen straight through my girlfriend's girlcock. Call that doing girlyshots.
WELL WHAT ABOUT NON-VETERANS MONTH? HUH? WHERE'S THE MONTH SPECIFICALLY FOR ME, A NON-VETERAN?
July 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
WELL WHAT ABOUT NON-VETERANS MONTH? HUH? WHERE'S THE MONTH SPECIFICALLY FOR ME, A NON-VETERAN?
Posting live from the Petco terlit!
July 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Posting live from the Petco terlit!
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Remember to get your Lances, Great Hammers, Battle Axes, and Tridents ready for gay wrath month.
June 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Remember to get your Lances, Great Hammers, Battle Axes, and Tridents ready for gay wrath month.
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Reminder that her handwriting (see: the whiteboard) is pretty much a perfect match for the graffiti found outside her home a few years back
June 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reminder that her handwriting (see: the whiteboard) is pretty much a perfect match for the graffiti found outside her home a few years back
I've decided gender is binary after all: You either have gender or you don't.
June 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've decided gender is binary after all: You either have gender or you don't.
Imagine if Crowley fucked blow up dolls and tried to convince you it works just as good for sex magick. This post is about AI music.
June 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Imagine if Crowley fucked blow up dolls and tried to convince you it works just as good for sex magick. This post is about AI music.
Trying to discover and listen to small indie artists without running into someone's ai music penny farm.
June 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trying to discover and listen to small indie artists without running into someone's ai music penny farm.
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Believe it or not, but the enemy of your enemy is still your enemy in this case. #DramaticBreakup2025
June 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Believe it or not, but the enemy of your enemy is still your enemy in this case. #DramaticBreakup2025
Happy pride month. There is only one possible way to misgender me.
June 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Happy pride month. There is only one possible way to misgender me.
Yes, teach your kids proper anatomy terms but don't give up on the classic euphemisms like "purple headed womb ferret" or "vertical bacon sandwich." These terms are our cultural heritage.
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yes, teach your kids proper anatomy terms but don't give up on the classic euphemisms like "purple headed womb ferret" or "vertical bacon sandwich." These terms are our cultural heritage.
ADHD is when I put off going to bed because that is a *task* but I also put off getting up because that is a *task*
May 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ADHD is when I put off going to bed because that is a *task* but I also put off getting up because that is a *task*
Anyone have any media that makes you straight and cis? I wanna try being cis and straight for a bit but I'm having trouble finding any cis straight couple representation in any movies or books or comics or video games or musicals or religious texts or cartoons or decks of cards or reality shows or
May 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Anyone have any media that makes you straight and cis? I wanna try being cis and straight for a bit but I'm having trouble finding any cis straight couple representation in any movies or books or comics or video games or musicals or religious texts or cartoons or decks of cards or reality shows or
Nothing sucks the soul out of ASMR like using it for an ad. It's the opposite. It's ASMO - Autonomic Sensory Meridian Overload. All of my internal pets scream "this is W̴̦̹͕̼̫̍̌͌͊͑̈́͂̇͊̚͝R̷̨̛̲̱̟̻̦͕̤̣̱̻̰̒̎̈͛̔͑̄̽̈́͝͝͝O̵̫̊̈́͐̓̌̏̌̾̿͐̓̅͌̓̊͠͝N̸̛̳̞̱̻̯͍͕͕͈̺̠͓̬̬̦̖̏̏̾G̴̢͎̬̭̦̔̇̉̀̔̇̓̕̕͠͠" instead of whispering "this is just right."
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nothing sucks the soul out of ASMR like using it for an ad. It's the opposite. It's ASMO - Autonomic Sensory Meridian Overload. All of my internal pets scream "this is W̴̦̹͕̼̫̍̌͌͊͑̈́͂̇͊̚͝R̷̨̛̲̱̟̻̦͕̤̣̱̻̰̒̎̈͛̔͑̄̽̈́͝͝͝O̵̫̊̈́͐̓̌̏̌̾̿͐̓̅͌̓̊͠͝N̸̛̳̞̱̻̯͍͕͕͈̺̠͓̬̬̦̖̏̏̾G̴̢͎̬̭̦̔̇̉̀̔̇̓̕̕͠͠" instead of whispering "this is just right."
Business idea: Coffee Unsocial. Get your coffee and get out. Can have privacy screens at the register like a voting booth. Sister business: Ice Cream Unsocial.
May 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Business idea: Coffee Unsocial. Get your coffee and get out. Can have privacy screens at the register like a voting booth. Sister business: Ice Cream Unsocial.
Arizona Iced Tea is no longer 99 cents. The $1.50 Costco Hotdog is the last bastion of our economy.
May 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Arizona Iced Tea is no longer 99 cents. The $1.50 Costco Hotdog is the last bastion of our economy.
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If someone takes off their shirt to start a fight with you then you should drop trou to assert dominance.
April 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If someone takes off their shirt to start a fight with you then you should drop trou to assert dominance.
I keep eating comfort food and yet I find no solace
April 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I keep eating comfort food and yet I find no solace
Trump: does anything because he's literally president and relevant to every day life to every person in the modern world
Average person: oh hey this is actually kinda shitty
Sycophants whomst are also shittily affected by Trump policies: oh wow TDS much? 🤣🤣🤣
This timeline is clown shoes.
Average person: oh hey this is actually kinda shitty
Sycophants whomst are also shittily affected by Trump policies: oh wow TDS much? 🤣🤣🤣
This timeline is clown shoes.
April 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trump: does anything because he's literally president and relevant to every day life to every person in the modern world
Average person: oh hey this is actually kinda shitty
Sycophants whomst are also shittily affected by Trump policies: oh wow TDS much? 🤣🤣🤣
This timeline is clown shoes.
Average person: oh hey this is actually kinda shitty
Sycophants whomst are also shittily affected by Trump policies: oh wow TDS much? 🤣🤣🤣
This timeline is clown shoes.