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@kakapotrainer.bsky.social
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She/they; triple A; fan of girl drinks, cute creatures, magical girls, & yarn. Deactivating this account on 12/31 so if interested bookmark my blog: https://themelaexperiencewriting.blogspot.com/

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kakapotrainer.bsky.social
This feels relevant.
Batman breaking a rifle over his knee and stating "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." Three varieties of laugh-cry emojis are badly superimposed over the broken rifle.
September 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
I mean, cheesesteak hoagies are a thing...

Philadelphia Magazine spoke ill of them, but they're bougie & always wrong.
A cheesesteak topped with lettuce, tomato, & hot peppers to become a hoagie.
August 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
At least Always Sunny knows what it is and doesn't decide after a decade to go for some Man Feelings (TM) about being a loser.

Then. Now. And until y'all finally fucking SHUT UP...
The "Bugs in a tux" meme, reading "I wish all fans & crew of Venture Brothers a very lifetime of constant painful urinary tract infections". It was either that or "lifetime of diarrhea on par with colonoscopy prep".
August 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
"Honey, why are you puffy, balding, and wearing an ill-fitting black turtleneck under your dress?"
Highlighted section from the article: "However, per the feedback from one of the couple, James Somerton, not only did he not bring his camera equipment, but he also started pretending to be the bride at the wedding."
July 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Glare all you want, I caught you being sweet with your brother.
Two cats are laying together in a scratcher bed shaped like an oval & covered in cream-colored material. The cat in the rear is mostly white with orange on the top of his head & a very pink nose; his back leg is dangling off on the opposite site. The cat in the front is dark gray and appears to be glaring at the camera. Random sunbeams are shining on them through the windows.
July 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Every single aroace person I've seen - including myself - has been firmly against this payment censorship. Singling us out, even if you're also aroace like this dipshit says, as somehow being part of the problem is the kind of "pick me, allos, I'm ~normal~ like you" shit that I LOATHE.
Some pick-me dipshit whose name I've removed wrote: "As an asexual, I don't want to hear anyone who is aroace support the mastercard censorship l. IDGAF if you're sex repulsed. Porn and Erotica are allowed to exist. I can't stand a lot of stuff but I think it's allowed to exist. This censorship is about control (no period for end of sentence)"
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Thought I was finally free of this overrated shit 20 years ago, but I forgot, if it's something I dislike, that makes the revival all but guaranteed.
Muted terms related to a certain WB vampire teen drama by a now-notorious sex pest, something that should have been buried in the past but that way too many of y'all are excited to see revived in multiple forms of media for some reason.
July 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Sorry, can't work today.

Why? Uh... equipment availability issues.
A dark gray cat with golden eyes laying like a potato on a black office chair with a green seat cushion.
July 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Still enjoying the crap out of Umineko. I hope these panels don't count as spoilers...
Battler Ushiromiya declaring "I'm actually starting to enjoy this battle of bullshit logic!" from the manga adaptation. A chibi illustration from the Umineko manga adaptation of chibi-Beatrice declaring "Witches are real! Because I said so!! If they're real, they're real!!" and chibi-Battler arguing "Screw that! Show me a Witch! Make me believe!" This scene is labeled "Endless Repeat". Deeply annoyed chibi Beatrice dressed as a chef, complete with a little "B" on her chef hat, from the manga adaptation. If you've ever seen me trying to cook for my picky-eater dad, you'd see why I found this panel to be a capital-m Mood.
July 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
My Fantastic Four
The Fresh Precure team in their power-up forms.
July 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Monday challenge: post the least flattering photo you have of your pey
A weirdly blobnish, blurry photo of a dark gray cat, caught while he was rolling around in a frenzy cuz he smelled celery & stole a leaf off it.
July 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
OOF.
Charlotte, the dessert witch from Madoka, staring in horrified confusion at the sequence of words in the quoted post, wondering what we kinda wondered, namely "How the fuck wasn't it obvious that this guy was a creep?"
July 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Apathy Cheeseburger Bao Bun, with odds to match.
A meme prompt in white text against black reading, "Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate."
July 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Also, y'all know how I feel about pick-me aces that run to be the first to talk over aroaces or sex-averse/neutral aces in their goal to be accepted as the "normal" ones.
Lemongrab from Adventure Time pointing at a trash can and saying, "Get in here, please! Let's hurry it along, no time to waste!! Hop in, this is where you belong forever now!"
July 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
I had this saved for just such an occasion.
A screenshot from a 1980s news broadcast, with a picture next to the anchor of a sea lion. The sea lion is labeled "We're Back".
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
When two very different works you're enjoying wind up having the same very particular theme as part of their respective narratives.
The epic handshake meme, with Pendog Creative Library and Umineko coming together to address the dehumanization inherent in true crime media.
July 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Slow day at work, so I decided to see if I could make a decent approximation of Val/Phantom Violet in Heroforge.

Aside from some details & a different hairstyle, she came out okay.

Also happy to say that I finally started writing her story again. First time in over a year.
A Heroforge version of Val as Phantom Violet, a magical girl in a purple & white outfit with gold accents and green hair. She's armed with a silver bow & a purple energy arrow, and her gray & white cat familiar Owen is sitting by her feet.
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
The face I'm submitting for Bluesky verification
The blobfish, which looks remarkably like maudlin comic strip character Ziggy
July 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Blue Beetle and Booster Gold laughing uproariously and pointing at HBO for not being able to commit to a damn name. Art by Kevin Maguire.
July 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Damn, some of y'all just can't help yourselves.
An entry under "Your muted words" for s*perman, good for 30 days, cuz some of y'all are just compelled to argue with the proverbial guy at the bus stop blaming aliens for his divorce. It's just kinda annoying & pathetic at this point.
July 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
I have multiple versions of this meme saved, but this one feels particularly appropriate for me this week.
Spidey peering down off a rooftop, with a picture of Chris Claremont behind him leaning over to look. The caption reads, "Do you see this shit, Chris Claremont?" If you know me, you'll know why I feeling this version more than others.
July 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Guess who's bizarrely scared of the bubbles that kids blow for fun...
Closeup of a yellow lab with an already long snoot looking even longer, with a pinkish-brown nose and large dark eyes, hiding from the neighbor children's bubble blower. Black lab trying to chase & catch the bubbles not pictured.
July 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
An evergreen from @effinbirds.com
A black & white detailed illustration of a duck with the text, "I bet this problem will go away if we have more fucking meetings".
July 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Also, been a long long time since I could bust this out, and it's the first time here, but man, look at that likes-to-reactions ratio.
The victory screen for someone who won a Street Fighter 2 match against Bison as Chun-Li, with the text changed to, "They beating yo ass in the qrts".
June 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
kakapotrainer.bsky.social
Always & forever, y'all will be lower in my estimation than even reactionary dudebros cuz they at least know what they are. They know what the like actually IS. They don't try to pretend that what they like is ACKSHULLY sensitive & meaningful or "a perfect masterpiece".
Bugs in a tux meme, stating "I wish all fans & crew of Venture Brothers a very lifetime of constant painful urinary tract infections". Cuz if your "cute" or "insightful & sensitive" show is built on the foundation of shitting on someone else's work violently & repeatedly, the least anyone involved with it deserves is a lifetime of pissing blood.
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM