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Jenny Gabs
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️come and take it🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Toys, ranting, etc.
“My loyalty is to the Republic! To democracy!”—Obi-Wan Kenobi
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...and Tiny Tim, who did *not* die.
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
JELLICLE SONGS FOR JELLICLE CATS
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Such a weird take on Chrome Dome but a really unique and interesting figure! Shades of Man-E-Faces and the Destroyer from Marvel Comics.
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Forbes magazine is like Tiger Beat for people who simp for billionaires
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When I was in high school I regularly wore a t-shirt with Chairman Kaga’s face in electric blue and a giant Ryouri no Tetsujin logo behind him. As you can imagine I was invited to a lot of parties.
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What did she mean by this
CCCs (Collectible Corn Chips)
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
God damn man, can you not be a piece of shit for a second?
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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gen alpha is killing treacly ballads by aerosmith that were dog shit thirty years ago when you were getting fumblingly groped listening to them
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So long Gainax, and thanks for all the cool robots and anime tiddies that flagrantly defy the laws of physics
a girl with red hair is wearing sunglasses and a scarf
Alt: Yoko from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann waves goodbye
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Verdict: he’s pretty cool, good horsie. Those wing hinges could need a little reinforcement over time, but they plug into the saddle very solidly.

And the She-Ra IS very good, arguably an upgrade over the standard one. Wish they’d given her a place to store the sword or something though.
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Christmas bonus made it a little more acceptable to buy an overpriced horsie and his princess rider. They come with a foil stamped certificate of authenticity for some reason.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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ok so shakespeare invents words and gets labeled a genius forever but when I insist on calling chicken mcnuggets "dip sluts", i'm banned from the mcdonald's app.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A lot of people don’t like this mold for Knock Out, but you’ve just gotta make him
w e r k
b e t c h
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Eleka nahmen nahmen ahtum ahtum eleka nahmen
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Slap on a black and white filter and tell me Our Boy doesn’t look like he should be knocking back martinis with Frankie, Dean, and Sammy at the Copa in ‘62.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jesus, I can’t believe I just dropped sixty bucks on this. I’m just gonna consider it a pink tax of sorts.

Guess I could probably add the vintage helmet/bridle I’ve been holding onto *just in case* to the sale pile.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Toy people of Bluesky, how would you price these Legend Sentai Ressha from ToQGer? eBay has no sold listings for the past ninety days, or unsold, for that matter.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ginger’s bread house
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m lucky in that while I grew up in a conservative household, my parents weren’t especially Jesusy, so I missed most of the religious trauma. For example, I went my entire childhood thinking “tales of the glories of Christmases long long ago” meant stories about epic gifts you got in years past.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s too bad Billy Mays is no longer with us. He could clean Vince Shamwow’s electoral clock using the power of OxiClean and then wipe it down with a Zorbeez.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Me and all my friends
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
He didn’t need to incinerate all those Japanese civilians but he was bang on with this one
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
PUNCH
NATZEE
FACES
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM