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Katie
@kaitelizz.bsky.social
zach’s girlfriend, georgie’s mama ❤️
still here homescouts 🤞
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I genuinely hate when apps are like “hi kaitlin!” because how dare you use my government name and you’re just doordash?
January 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
our little family (including our not pictured puppy) is the best gift anyone could ever have gifted. hope everyone had a beautiful holiday ❤️
December 26, 2024 at 10:24 AM
UPDATE ON THIS: the handbook they’re looking at describing everything is almost 400 pages. my car’s owner’s manual is less.
my boyfriend and his brother/friends are learning d&d from scratch right now and from across the room, this looks more like a history lesson
December 22, 2024 at 1:56 AM
my boyfriend and his brother/friends are learning d&d from scratch right now and from across the room, this looks more like a history lesson
December 22, 2024 at 1:45 AM
is it morally wrong for me to speak to someone else’s boss about their behavior because they are quite literally the biggest harried distraction one could have at a workplace
December 20, 2024 at 1:51 PM
idk how people who are afraid of elevators work in a hospital because I’m literally on elevators more than I am at my desk
December 19, 2024 at 6:23 PM
every time I think about how much I love this little angel I literally start crying
December 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
trisha paytas has me craving a grilled cheese burrito
December 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I hate having to be the bad guy
December 12, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I need more people to follow on here
December 11, 2024 at 10:21 AM
luigi mangione is not attractive y’all im so sorry
December 11, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Reposted by Katie
With all the "guilt-free!" recipes advertised around the holidays, it's a good time to review foods you SHOULD feel guilty about:

-Food you took away from someone
-Food eaten in a place where food is not allowed
-Food you laced with poison for your enemies

Eating is not a crime. Happy holidays.
December 10, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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Since MAGA shows off their cult hat in AA meetings, wondering if I should wear mine? 😂
December 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
how did I end up on loaded peanut butter tiktok!?!
December 9, 2024 at 8:28 PM
stalking the post for my damn bubs order
December 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
you know id love to have a fucking day off but my coworkers make that damn near impossible! happy monday!
December 9, 2024 at 5:45 PM
sunday fuckin scaries
December 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM
are christmas tree cakes really THAT good? are they?
December 8, 2024 at 10:56 PM
my boyfriend made me eat five carrots at dinner and I don’t much enjoy carrots but me doing that is the demonstration of my devotion to him
December 7, 2024 at 11:22 PM
realized it’s been 15 years since susan powell went missing and I hope everyday they find her so they can bury her with her precious sons 😭
December 7, 2024 at 12:26 AM
my coworker who likes to pick on people just told me to stop sending messages (talking to a coworker about a patient) and to stop farting (because this chair squeaks)

she’s not my favorite human, needless to say
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
there isn’t a single song by tyler the creator that I actually like, dude always sounds demonic to me
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Reposted by Katie
At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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During this holiday season please think of your postal carriers, you don’t have to give us anything but a thank you goes a long way. Particularly when we are delivering roughly 1000 packages a week now. #USPS
December 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM