kaiserinjacky
@kaiserinjacky.bsky.social
21 | transgender dork, tumblr girlie, ex-twitterino, engineering student | likely obsessing over fictional gay people, or occasionally real gay people
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#Starfinder Galactic ancestries, (coming April next year) include Xenometric Androids: Androids who are modeled after non-human species. Can’t wait!
#paizo
#paizo
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#Starfinder Galactic ancestries, (coming April next year) include Xenometric Androids: Androids who are modeled after non-human species. Can’t wait!
#paizo
#paizo
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![Comic. [Two people walking together as inverted catenary curves fall around them.] PERSON: Oh wow, the first inverted catenary fall of the year! Time to swap out my all-season tires for square ones.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiatr2ciyeqboikl6ohjuiscmlmkigixmvfutnhnvduecemtcqjri4@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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![Comic. [Two people in front of projected satellite image. A small portion of the image is pixelated squares.] PERSON 1: Wait, when was this imagery taken? Is this censorship the work of the contractor? One of our people? *Foreign actors!?* PERSON 2 with ponytail: Do we know who’s operating a facility at that location? PERSON 1: We can’t find *anything*. [caption] My hobby: Setting up big colored panels in the middle of nowhere as a prank on remote sensing people](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreib6md2yc7x32taznh2u4feo27rltazabjco4fer3c6mni3soe5tfa@jpeg)
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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So I like how eccentric the breath weapons for the new dragons in #pathfinder2e become the further away from DND they get.
"This is a red dragon it breathes fire."
"Well this is a Wish Dragon it breathes contentment then cruelly takes it away leaving you emotionally devastated"
"This is a red dragon it breathes fire."
"Well this is a Wish Dragon it breathes contentment then cruelly takes it away leaving you emotionally devastated"
![Breath of Loss [two-actions] (arcane, mental) The dragon breathes a
warm, gentle breeze of mist that creates the feeling of when
deepest desires are achieved. As the breeze dissipates,
the feeling of loss overwhelms creatures’ senses, dealing
11d6 mental damage in a 30-foot cone (DC 29 Will save).
A creature that critically fails its save is also consumed
with the memory of the moment and is stunned 1. The wish
dragon can’t use Breath of Loss again for 1d4 rounds.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6sxwjtkgrclgyaiail7x44e3/bafkreihrqbnxqqaboruz36d6ri26qyxjmiq65gfynnj5z4j5d7yqwap3na@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
So I like how eccentric the breath weapons for the new dragons in #pathfinder2e become the further away from DND they get.
"This is a red dragon it breathes fire."
"Well this is a Wish Dragon it breathes contentment then cruelly takes it away leaving you emotionally devastated"
"This is a red dragon it breathes fire."
"Well this is a Wish Dragon it breathes contentment then cruelly takes it away leaving you emotionally devastated"
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does this count as cool boobs
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
does this count as cool boobs
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Dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dudes rock
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Dude what the hell is happening in hearthstone rn
Where does powercreep go from here
Where does powercreep go from here
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Dude what the hell is happening in hearthstone rn
Where does powercreep go from here
Where does powercreep go from here
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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So on less salty, more productive news: looking at Draconic Codex and I LOVE what they've done for dragon pacts, treating them as invested magic items.
Not only do I think it's better design than what they did for Pactbinder and the like, it opens the door for so many ideas. #ttrpg #pathfinder2e
Not only do I think it's better design than what they did for Pactbinder and the like, it opens the door for so many ideas. #ttrpg #pathfinder2e
![PACT OF THE HERALD AND HOST
RARE CONTRACT INVESTED MAGICAL ITEM 6
You have exchanged your voice for the authority and breath of your bound dragon. Your voice echoes with the dragon’s idiosyncrasies. You can cast fear as an innate spell once per day, with the spell’s tradition matching that of your bound dragon. Once per day, from any distance, your bound dragon can choose to take control of your voice. They dictate everything you say (or don’t say) for up to 10 minutes. They can choose to speak in any language you or they know, though they can’t use your voice to cast spells or activate items.
Activate—Breath of the Dragon [one-action] (concentrate) Frequency once per day; Effect You exhale a torrent of energy in a 30-foot cone or a 60-foot line, dealing 1d6 damage per level. Each creature in the area must attempt a basic saving throw against the higher of your class DC or spell DC. You can’t use this ability again for 1d4 rounds. The area, damage type, and type of saving throw match those of your draconic benefactor (page 207). This ability has the trait associated with the type of damage it deals.
Oathbreaker’s Calamity Should either party break the oath, your throat and mouth become swollen and elongated, preventing you from speaking any language but Draconic and causing any use of the Dragon Breath ability granted by this pact to also damage you. The dragon becomes deafened, but call still hear your voice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:huwaelud6cyetek6gve27owb/bafkreihmd6deeb5hydf7krzzdf5tznwhd3h25icizbqaxnhbyue7gcrrti@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
So on less salty, more productive news: looking at Draconic Codex and I LOVE what they've done for dragon pacts, treating them as invested magic items.
Not only do I think it's better design than what they did for Pactbinder and the like, it opens the door for so many ideas. #ttrpg #pathfinder2e
Not only do I think it's better design than what they did for Pactbinder and the like, it opens the door for so many ideas. #ttrpg #pathfinder2e
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Our new favorite analog horror series:
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Our new favorite analog horror series:
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#DnD : Haha, wouldn’t it be funny if you could actually play two Goblins in a Trenchcoat and have it actually work?
#Pathfinder2e : I got two options for ya. . .
#Pathfinder2e : I got two options for ya. . .
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
#DnD : Haha, wouldn’t it be funny if you could actually play two Goblins in a Trenchcoat and have it actually work?
#Pathfinder2e : I got two options for ya. . .
#Pathfinder2e : I got two options for ya. . .
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November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The Princess, whose parents never have time for her. So she was raised by her automaton butler, who taught her, protected her, and became a parent figure when she grew up. She decided to run from home and become an adventurer; her butler followed.
The Construct Eidolon Summoner
#pf2e #pathfinder
The Construct Eidolon Summoner
#pf2e #pathfinder
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The Princess, whose parents never have time for her. So she was raised by her automaton butler, who taught her, protected her, and became a parent figure when she grew up. She decided to run from home and become an adventurer; her butler followed.
The Construct Eidolon Summoner
#pf2e #pathfinder
The Construct Eidolon Summoner
#pf2e #pathfinder
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Unprecedented? Been there, done that.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Unprecedented? Been there, done that.
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my girls are all home!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
my girls are all home!!!
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Shaking hands, prolonged eye contact, and other tips and tricks for interacting with the living outside of Geb in today's blog!
buff.ly/M63aydr
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October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Shaking hands, prolonged eye contact, and other tips and tricks for interacting with the living outside of Geb in today's blog!
buff.ly/M63aydr
buff.ly/M63aydr