anyway it is the nature of my life that i always return to gay hockey fiction and reskinned stucky fic

"oh I'm just a naive little barista dreaming of more and this super hot and famous hockey player is inexplicably in love with me" you're going to get murdered and they'll never find the body

literally like. my aunt has had multiple rounds of breast cancer and my uncle died of bowel cancer and my dad has just been avoiding the test for years while lecturing us about being vigilant 🙄

one time back when i worked in the lab my coworkers were making 420 jokes when i was writing in some info and wound up having to transcription error fix like 8 items in a row bc i wrote 420 in all the spaces instead of the actual correct number 😔

meatbun is freak4freak everyone say thank you meatbun!!!!!!!!!!!

put you in the Contraption and spin you like a rotisserie chicken and come out with knees 15 years younger