jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep
@kaijuerotica.bsky.social
jake. 29. shark enthusiast. monsterfucker. mxtx. 2ha. really just here to be horny on main and yell about danmei. (he/him)
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Might just repost some of my fic links on here bc I crave attention at all times
hi how's it going did you know they played the trailer for the fucking gay sex hockey show at a habs game. incredible.
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
hi how's it going did you know they played the trailer for the fucking gay sex hockey show at a habs game. incredible.
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People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
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“What’s Heated Rivalry?”
This:
This:
It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“What’s Heated Rivalry?”
This:
This:
reading Game Changer and it's cute but I have to turn my brain off SO hard bc if this happened to anyone I knew I'd be like "girl get out you're gonna have a 3 part netflix special about your disappearance"
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
reading Game Changer and it's cute but I have to turn my brain off SO hard bc if this happened to anyone I knew I'd be like "girl get out you're gonna have a 3 part netflix special about your disappearance"
i would love to support local journalism but HOW is online only access to the local newspaper $30/MONTH???
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i would love to support local journalism but HOW is online only access to the local newspaper $30/MONTH???
the lady at the yarn store complimented the hat i made and i got so nervous and shy that i didnt even show her i was wearing a full handknit sweater with gromit wallaceandgromit on it
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
the lady at the yarn store complimented the hat i made and i got so nervous and shy that i didnt even show her i was wearing a full handknit sweater with gromit wallaceandgromit on it
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can’t catch a break (colour)
April 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
can’t catch a break (colour)
after more than a decade of asking my dad to either get the test himself or give us the info for our doctors to get tested ourselves, we finally know my dad isn't a carrier for the cancer genes his siblings have 🥳
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
after more than a decade of asking my dad to either get the test himself or give us the info for our doctors to get tested ourselves, we finally know my dad isn't a carrier for the cancer genes his siblings have 🥳
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sy playing with the short hair at the nape of binghe's neck while binghe sucks him off amirite
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
sy playing with the short hair at the nape of binghe's neck while binghe sucks him off amirite
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Shen Yuan I cast DIMPLES upon you!!!!!!!!!! 🧙🧙🧙
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Shen Yuan I cast DIMPLES upon you!!!!!!!!!! 🧙🧙🧙
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probably shoulda lied about that one, shizun...
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
probably shoulda lied about that one, shizun...
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0 context first time drawing moshang
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
0 context first time drawing moshang
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more talking about bingqiu fucking in the bedroom sy grew up in
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
more talking about bingqiu fucking in the bedroom sy grew up in
im tired of arguing abt it, the eagles didnt take the ring to mordor bc they're just kind of assholes and didnt feel like it
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
im tired of arguing abt it, the eagles didnt take the ring to mordor bc they're just kind of assholes and didnt feel like it
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POV: you’re anyone other than Xie Lian
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
POV: you’re anyone other than Xie Lian
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Better savor that kiss, Feng Xin, before you say something stupid again and get your eyes clawed out 😌
#fengqing #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing
#fengqing #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Better savor that kiss, Feng Xin, before you say something stupid again and get your eyes clawed out 😌
#fengqing #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing
#fengqing #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing
goat watch 2025 starts NOW
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
goat watch 2025 starts NOW
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Rip Aragorn you would have loved Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Rip Aragorn you would have loved Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron
what is aragorn if not a horse girl
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
what is aragorn if not a horse girl
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October 31, 2024 at 12:38 PM