Kái Jài
@kaijai.bsky.social
Overtime = sacrificing my time for extra money.
Lol.
Nah. I'm not financially in the trenches so double it and give it to the next person. I'm good.
When it's untaxed, I'll reconsider.
Lol.
Nah. I'm not financially in the trenches so double it and give it to the next person. I'm good.
When it's untaxed, I'll reconsider.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Overtime = sacrificing my time for extra money.
Lol.
Nah. I'm not financially in the trenches so double it and give it to the next person. I'm good.
When it's untaxed, I'll reconsider.
Lol.
Nah. I'm not financially in the trenches so double it and give it to the next person. I'm good.
When it's untaxed, I'll reconsider.
Semi triggering to get a calendar notification for an upcoming birthday of a relative that died earlier this year. 😔😞
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Semi triggering to get a calendar notification for an upcoming birthday of a relative that died earlier this year. 😔😞
We need one day out of the month to talk to customers any old how. Cause some of them does be outta order and deserve to have that energy matched.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We need one day out of the month to talk to customers any old how. Cause some of them does be outta order and deserve to have that energy matched.
That midget pdf file should have been taken off the streets of Barbados a while ago. Got the whole justice system looking silly. Cause how you always getting charge for the same offense repeatedly?!?
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That midget pdf file should have been taken off the streets of Barbados a while ago. Got the whole justice system looking silly. Cause how you always getting charge for the same offense repeatedly?!?
Some 9/11 stories really tell me people have zero survival and situational awareness instincts. Cause how y'all y'all know something happened, not sure what, and y'all ain't skidaddle?
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Some 9/11 stories really tell me people have zero survival and situational awareness instincts. Cause how y'all y'all know something happened, not sure what, and y'all ain't skidaddle?
A man on that 🎈📌 show popped a woman's balloon cause she has teen daughters. He reason that it can be tricky and he don't wanna put himself in that position. The quotes are calling him a pedo.
If he was a pdf file, wouldn't he dive head first into that situation? Help me out.
If he was a pdf file, wouldn't he dive head first into that situation? Help me out.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A man on that 🎈📌 show popped a woman's balloon cause she has teen daughters. He reason that it can be tricky and he don't wanna put himself in that position. The quotes are calling him a pedo.
If he was a pdf file, wouldn't he dive head first into that situation? Help me out.
If he was a pdf file, wouldn't he dive head first into that situation? Help me out.
That Between A Rock And A Hard Place documentary is a hard watch. I gotta consume that in parts. Cause whoa.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
That Between A Rock And A Hard Place documentary is a hard watch. I gotta consume that in parts. Cause whoa.
A dude I did not know walked towards me in the supermarket parking lot and I gave him a not so dramatic Cynthia Erivo reaction. My eyes went wide, my hand went up and I stepped back and said no. I felt somewhat threatened.
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A dude I did not know walked towards me in the supermarket parking lot and I gave him a not so dramatic Cynthia Erivo reaction. My eyes went wide, my hand went up and I stepped back and said no. I felt somewhat threatened.
Donica Lewinsky?!?!?
I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM.
Twitter is unhinged.
I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM.
Twitter is unhinged.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Donica Lewinsky?!?!?
I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM.
Twitter is unhinged.
I want to SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM.
Twitter is unhinged.
The problem with the world is that politicians don't fear the population enough.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The problem with the world is that politicians don't fear the population enough.
"BREAKING: The White House says October jobs and inflation data may never be released."
Then that lying ass press secretary gonna get up on that pulpit and talk about how the administration is transparent.
Then that lying ass press secretary gonna get up on that pulpit and talk about how the administration is transparent.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"BREAKING: The White House says October jobs and inflation data may never be released."
Then that lying ass press secretary gonna get up on that pulpit and talk about how the administration is transparent.
Then that lying ass press secretary gonna get up on that pulpit and talk about how the administration is transparent.
Guess what. Guesssssss. Just guess.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Guess what. Guesssssss. Just guess.
I'm definitely a "walkable city" person. I wish I had realized this earlier in life.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'm definitely a "walkable city" person. I wish I had realized this earlier in life.
Me: *puts on just enough for my data to auto renew*
Digicel: Thanks. We'll just take that.
Also Digicel: btw, your balance is low.
Me: You bum ass bitch! Of course it's low. You just snatched it for the data plan!
Digicel: Thanks. We'll just take that.
Also Digicel: btw, your balance is low.
Me: You bum ass bitch! Of course it's low. You just snatched it for the data plan!
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me: *puts on just enough for my data to auto renew*
Digicel: Thanks. We'll just take that.
Also Digicel: btw, your balance is low.
Me: You bum ass bitch! Of course it's low. You just snatched it for the data plan!
Digicel: Thanks. We'll just take that.
Also Digicel: btw, your balance is low.
Me: You bum ass bitch! Of course it's low. You just snatched it for the data plan!
Another day, another woman, another compliment.
A woman I do not know told me "I must say, you smell really nice."
Y'all can't talk to me today.
Y'all can't talk to me today.
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Another day, another woman, another compliment.
"2 passenger planes nearly collide shortly after taking off from LAX"
All AI can do is say hmm.
All AI can do is say hmm.
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"2 passenger planes nearly collide shortly after taking off from LAX"
All AI can do is say hmm.
All AI can do is say hmm.
Trying to figure out how I washed my fork and didn't pack it in my bag to take to work to eat my lunch.
I ready to head back home.
I ready to head back home.
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trying to figure out how I washed my fork and didn't pack it in my bag to take to work to eat my lunch.
I ready to head back home.
I ready to head back home.
Stan culture is weird.
Always mentioning Onika when the topic at hand is Belcalis is also weird.
Always mentioning Onika when the topic at hand is Belcalis is also weird.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Stan culture is weird.
Always mentioning Onika when the topic at hand is Belcalis is also weird.
Always mentioning Onika when the topic at hand is Belcalis is also weird.
As Soon As Possible referred to himself as a loving husband and honestly, if he and Rihanna got married on the low, I support it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As Soon As Possible referred to himself as a loving husband and honestly, if he and Rihanna got married on the low, I support it.
A random lady told me my hairdo looks nice. *Blushes*
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A random lady told me my hairdo looks nice. *Blushes*
Laughing at how Americans can just punch a hole in their house walls. If I try punching my walls, that's the end of my hand right there. Every damn bone gine brek
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Laughing at how Americans can just punch a hole in their house walls. If I try punching my walls, that's the end of my hand right there. Every damn bone gine brek
Starbucks always been overpriced.
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Starbucks always been overpriced.
Why is (the price of) everything increasing EXCEPT my salary?!?!?
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Why is (the price of) everything increasing EXCEPT my salary?!?!?
Also, the clippers I have broke lash night. So now I have to buy a new one. 😞
Coworker to me (while staring): why you looking so different today?
Me: Shaved.
Also me: 😂😂😂😂
Cause I didn't think the difference was that stark.
Me: Shaved.
Also me: 😂😂😂😂
Cause I didn't think the difference was that stark.
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Also, the clippers I have broke lash night. So now I have to buy a new one. 😞