Kái Jài
@kaijai.bsky.social
Imagine having the salary range in the job description and still asking "what's my expected salary".
🗣️ THE UPPER BOUND!
🗣️ THE UPPER BOUND!
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Imagine having the salary range in the job description and still asking "what's my expected salary".
🗣️ THE UPPER BOUND!
🗣️ THE UPPER BOUND!
My friend, who is 1 month younger than me and, who is a teacher told her class that she used to listen to music on a cassette. A student raised their hand and asked "Ma'am. What's a cassette?"
Me reading that:
Me reading that:
a cartoon character named mario is standing in a field of mushrooms and laughing .
ALT: a cartoon character named mario is standing in a field of mushrooms and laughing .
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January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
My friend, who is 1 month younger than me and, who is a teacher told her class that she used to listen to music on a cassette. A student raised their hand and asked "Ma'am. What's a cassette?"
Me reading that:
Me reading that:
2026 clearly is the year to fill my inbox with promotional emails I see.
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
2026 clearly is the year to fill my inbox with promotional emails I see.
The wildest thing is to come across anyone in the Caribbean who is a Trump supporter. "Trump is a business man". Ort you. How's that been working out?
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The wildest thing is to come across anyone in the Caribbean who is a Trump supporter. "Trump is a business man". Ort you. How's that been working out?
Barely make an online purchase or make an account on an e-commerce website and them people does don't let yuh inbox know peace.
*Hits unsubscribe*
*Hits unsubscribe*
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Barely make an online purchase or make an account on an e-commerce website and them people does don't let yuh inbox know peace.
*Hits unsubscribe*
*Hits unsubscribe*
Travelling is so glamourized but it's potentially so dangerous if you're not well informed. Cause Imagine you spend money to fly somewhere to enjoy yourself and you end up getting robbed, scammed or attacked in some form or fashion.
January 21, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Travelling is so glamourized but it's potentially so dangerous if you're not well informed. Cause Imagine you spend money to fly somewhere to enjoy yourself and you end up getting robbed, scammed or attacked in some form or fashion.
Got paid early in December, next week is pay and I in no way shape or form felt the 68 days of January.
a cartoon character laying in a pile of money
ALT: a cartoon character laying in a pile of money
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January 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Got paid early in December, next week is pay and I in no way shape or form felt the 68 days of January.
If it's one thing Michael Lashley gine do is get yuh charges dismissed or dropped. Mans got that Annalise Keating HTGAWM play book.
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 AM
If it's one thing Michael Lashley gine do is get yuh charges dismissed or dropped. Mans got that Annalise Keating HTGAWM play book.
Bajans might be docile but I do not believe they are foolish. We are not guided by the US or Trinidad. The DLP is NOT an option at this point in time.
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Bajans might be docile but I do not believe they are foolish. We are not guided by the US or Trinidad. The DLP is NOT an option at this point in time.
My coworker look at me and ask if I gaining weight and I literally fell to my knees being all dramatic.
I also had a dream last night that someone commented that I was getting fat.
I also had a dream last night that someone commented that I was getting fat.
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
My coworker look at me and ask if I gaining weight and I literally fell to my knees being all dramatic.
I also had a dream last night that someone commented that I was getting fat.
I also had a dream last night that someone commented that I was getting fat.
January 16th 2026...don't forget that Kamala Harris was right about everything. 😒
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 AM
January 16th 2026...don't forget that Kamala Harris was right about everything. 😒
The spinosaurus ring tone from Jurassic Park just rang in this bus and...😂😂😂
In my mind I was ready to run.
In my mind I was ready to run.
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The spinosaurus ring tone from Jurassic Park just rang in this bus and...😂😂😂
In my mind I was ready to run.
In my mind I was ready to run.
My package went from an ETA of Jan 14th to 16th to 15th and now to the 13th. UPS really is the enemy.
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My package went from an ETA of Jan 14th to 16th to 15th and now to the 13th. UPS really is the enemy.
ChatGPT Health? I think tf not. Any health related questions/things I give to DeepSeek and Xi Jinping.
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
ChatGPT Health? I think tf not. Any health related questions/things I give to DeepSeek and Xi Jinping.
If those Americans don't revolt and take back their country from ICE and Trump. We all saw what they are capable of on January 6.
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
If those Americans don't revolt and take back their country from ICE and Trump. We all saw what they are capable of on January 6.
Chefette heros square closing after 24 years. 24 years?
Me: am I really that old? Oh wait. I am that old. I remember when there wasn't even a Chefette. 🫠
Me: am I really that old? Oh wait. I am that old. I remember when there wasn't even a Chefette. 🫠
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Chefette heros square closing after 24 years. 24 years?
Me: am I really that old? Oh wait. I am that old. I remember when there wasn't even a Chefette. 🫠
Me: am I really that old? Oh wait. I am that old. I remember when there wasn't even a Chefette. 🫠
Every time I see an NY apartment walkthrough, I'm mortified.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Every time I see an NY apartment walkthrough, I'm mortified.
Why does the hum of the AC sound so aggressively loud in this video? I am DEAD!!! 😂😂😂
January 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Why does the hum of the AC sound so aggressively loud in this video? I am DEAD!!! 😂😂😂
It came with lights...
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It came with lights...
I admire how once an airline has your money, it's hell and high water to get it back if something changes at no fault of your own.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I admire how once an airline has your money, it's hell and high water to get it back if something changes at no fault of your own.
I out here using AI to do website (re)designs, prototyping and to write/troubleshoot website code.
Y'all out here using AI to put people in bikinis.
Priorities...
Y'all out here using AI to put people in bikinis.
Priorities...
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I out here using AI to do website (re)designs, prototyping and to write/troubleshoot website code.
Y'all out here using AI to put people in bikinis.
Priorities...
Y'all out here using AI to put people in bikinis.
Priorities...
All Trinis don't have the same accent. All Americans don't have the same accent. All Jamaicans don't have the same accent but for some anomalous reason, all Bajans sound the same.
Twitter still full of bird brains.
Twitter still full of bird brains.
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
All Trinis don't have the same accent. All Americans don't have the same accent. All Jamaicans don't have the same accent but for some anomalous reason, all Bajans sound the same.
Twitter still full of bird brains.
Twitter still full of bird brains.
How I felt last night when I rub down in that vanilla cashmere eos lotion. #yummyAndReadyForConsumption
a cartoon duck is standing in front of a white board
ALT: a cartoon duck is standing in front of a white board
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December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
How I felt last night when I rub down in that vanilla cashmere eos lotion. #yummyAndReadyForConsumption
It's been 1 week since I've been paid and I've only touched less than 1% of that salary. Big up me.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's been 1 week since I've been paid and I've only touched less than 1% of that salary. Big up me.
Wisdom Kaye being one of the few influencers, if not the only one, invited to the Met Gala just makes sense.
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wisdom Kaye being one of the few influencers, if not the only one, invited to the Met Gala just makes sense.