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Michelle Flamm (Looking for Work)
@kaieta.bsky.social
Senior Game Designer (Systems) Looking for Work (formerly Echtra, Bioware, Zenimax, Obsidian, and more). Chicago Native, Sam Haight's Bastard, End Boss of the Internet, PADI certified Mermaid, Hater of Digital Seagulls VAMO
...and now he's air chomping my food...WHY
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Edward is very glad you are here to objectify him
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He is now huffing on the couch
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Holy shit
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
At least he didn't end it with "Amen Daddy"
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I bet it's badly implemented enough you can sext it
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I do everything wrong in networking and it somehow works
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"I'm going to slap the shit out of this baby" -AlexCat

(Tbf he's very good with Edward he only slaps the shit out of him when Edward gets too excited)
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
He only ruined the guy's suit with said dude's blood but he did try really hard
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The only person he tried to murder was in Trump's first cabinet so...fair
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The Criminal in question:
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM