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✒️Writer 🦄Queer 🦖ADHD 🪃First Nations 🐾Petsitter - all the things! | Writer of Gay Sports Romance, Paranormal Fantasy, Dark Satire, & non-fic | Representation with a side of 'embrace the stupid'! #booksky #writingcommunity
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.

"What a fucking joke," muttered a familiar chocolaty smooth voice from behind. No, not smooth, because there were hard bits you could choke on, but it wasn’t crunchy. Smunchy.

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
March 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Word of the Week - Traumastinating (Procrastinating, because TRAUMA!)

It's a thing. Just me? Lol.

Read free (no join required - limited time) koalaquill.com/share/448

#trauma #procrastination #adhd #neurodivergent #writingcommmunity
February 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ARgh! Was given a bum steer and a dodgy link. OMG, that sentence was SO AUSSIE! Lol.

So, here is the RIGHT link to read Chapter 1 of Taking the Field for free without signing up for anything! If this still doesn't work, I'm gonna go bald!

koalaquill.com/share/1988

#booksky #mmsportsromance #lgbt
February 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
🧠📰"Why My ADHD Brain Can’t Rely on Habits!"

But the structure of routines saves my bacon! Read more for free (no signup required) at Koala Quill:

(*Let's try again - wrong link, sorry!)

koalaquill.com/share/429

#adhd #neurodivergence #habits #routines #executivedysfunction #writingcommunity
February 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
🐾🏆💖PET OF THE WEEK!

Introducing... MACDUFF!!!! Look at this gorgeous fluffy chunky boy!

I'm a house and pet-sitter, so I have sooooo many pets to introduce, haha.

#pets #petsitter #housesitter #cats #catsofblusky
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.

** CONTEXT - the iStrike stadium.

The velodrome was somewhere between hopefully retro and tragically futuristic.

Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
February 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.

** CONTEXT - Getting their first look at the iStrike stadium.

Henley: "Amazing, huh?"

Tanimen: "Looks like the Megatron took a dump and slipped in it."

Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
🏳️‍🌈📖💖🤪Just finished syncing (editing) chapter 6 of Taking the Field. Now available to read FOR FREE (no sign-up required) on Koala Quill.

Click the links in my chapter guide - koalaquill.com/share/2012

** Genderfuck sport!

#booksky #koalaquill #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #sportsromance #genderfuckery
February 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
🏳️‍🌈Australian QUEER REP RECOMMENDATION!

Just binged over 2 days. AMAZING! ALL the feels.

#australia #gayshows #lgbtqai+ #queer #representation
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
NOT MY ZOMBIES (choose your own story)

Well, shit. Here we are. The Zombie Apocalypse. It happened. And you are smack bang in the middle. How you survived this long is anyone's guess.

Thank goodness you kept that:

water gun
rusty hammer
D20
electric car

Comment to choose.

#booksky #zombies
February 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When you are happily writing your contemporary sports romance story about a gay trans man... and the side characters decide to have their own polyamorous love story!

#booksky #writingcommunity #mmromance #transgender #queerbooks #polyamory
February 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.

(CONTEXT - Henley meets his roommate)

“Hope you don’t mind the window.”

“Fine with me, man. Serial killer comes in, they're going you first.”

“What if I’m the serial killer?”

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
February 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m no longer calling editing, editing. Syncing feels better for me. Not as forced or difficult.

My syncing process has levels:
* The vibe sync
* The fact sync
* The glitter bomb

Right now, I'm doing the VIBE SYNC of Taking the Field :)

#booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks
January 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:

(CONTEXT: Grey-ace confused by sexual attraction)

Stupid jerk with his stupid sexy face and his stupid stupidness that was making Henley feel stupid. Stupid.

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
January 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Two dino-queens stand before me...

#lgbtqai #weirdshitido #dinosaurs #dragrace
January 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:

(context - C offers to teach Ash how to shave)

Baz: “You can’t man. That's a Dad's job. And when your Dad is a sideswiped train wreck of a douche-rag, it's a brother's job.”

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
January 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:

“I’m good. I’m fine,” said Baz pulling himself up on the wall and back to his feet which, by the way he kept bobbing up and down, were arguing with his body. “See?”

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
January 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:

“How many am I up against?”

“One or 100, it doesn’t matter and it won’t help you to know. Just focus on why they should choose you. Not why they shouldn’t choose anyone else.”

#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
December 31, 2024 at 2:17 AM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions: (context: Jiu-Jitsu)

... Baz beat him to the punch. “Power bottom.”

Bree pushed down against Baz until he squealed. “Who has the power?”

#booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #transgender
December 24, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Ummmm.... OK ChatGPT. Needed a quick image for my Medium article, not stereotypes, judgements, or suggestions... 🤣
#booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+
December 17, 2024 at 10:39 PM
📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:

The car was extremely quiet as they peeled out of the driveway. Until Bree broke it. "Right. So who was the genius that named the python Claws?"

#booksky #writingcommunity #mycharactersareidiots
December 15, 2024 at 4:16 AM
WIP - Negative Split. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Trans gay main character. Sports rom.

“How can he like me?”

“Yeah, I don’t get it either. You are annoyingly talented. You have a face like a chewed marshmallow. You definitely vibe twink, big time. You’ve been… fuck, I can’t say like brothers now because that’s weird.”
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Current WIP🖊️- Negative Split🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Book 2 in the Streamlined series.

“Oh my god, can you two not flirt so intensely in front of me?” said Baz flicking Ash with a tea towel.
“Gross. I’m not flirting. He’s the brother I never had.”
Baz gasped in feigned offense. “Right. Fucking. Here.”
December 5, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Authors, let's start a chain of posts of your FIRST published book! Quote post the cover, a link, and three words about it! Here's mine:

NUSA Earth (2020)

Werewolves. Zombies. NASA.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0897KFGRB

** First book published as PJ Silva
November 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM