KP the writer (they/them)
@kai-parker.bsky.social
✒️Writer 🦄Queer 🦖ADHD 🪃First Nations 🐾Petsitter - all the things! | Writer of Gay Sports Romance, Paranormal Fantasy, Dark Satire, & non-fic | Representation with a side of 'embrace the stupid'! #booksky #writingcommunity
Oops! Forgot this existed again! Haha. Not a metaphor for my life, at all 😆
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oops! Forgot this existed again! Haha. Not a metaphor for my life, at all 😆
So proud Australia CHOSE not to go down the path of the USA this election! I had to laugh every time the Liberal ad came on, screaming: 'Go Woke. Go Broke.' If you don't understand the origin of the word, DO NOT use it! I'm soooo happy Aussies (in the majority) are smart enough to know better.
May 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
So proud Australia CHOSE not to go down the path of the USA this election! I had to laugh every time the Liberal ad came on, screaming: 'Go Woke. Go Broke.' If you don't understand the origin of the word, DO NOT use it! I'm soooo happy Aussies (in the majority) are smart enough to know better.
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
“You all want something just out of your reach.”
Jimi paused. Too long this time, and the crackling squeak of many butts uncomfortably shifting in seats echoed through the silence.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
“You all want something just out of your reach.”
Jimi paused. Too long this time, and the crackling squeak of many butts uncomfortably shifting in seats echoed through the silence.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
March 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
“You all want something just out of your reach.”
Jimi paused. Too long this time, and the crackling squeak of many butts uncomfortably shifting in seats echoed through the silence.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
“You all want something just out of your reach.”
Jimi paused. Too long this time, and the crackling squeak of many butts uncomfortably shifting in seats echoed through the silence.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
ADHD meds script ready to roll.... 🫨So it begins!
a cartoon of brian and stewie standing next to each other on a sidewalk
ALT: a cartoon of brian and stewie standing next to each other on a sidewalk
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ADHD meds script ready to roll.... 🫨So it begins!
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
"What a fucking joke," muttered a familiar chocolaty smooth voice from behind. No, not smooth, because there were hard bits you could choke on, but it wasn’t crunchy. Smunchy.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
"What a fucking joke," muttered a familiar chocolaty smooth voice from behind. No, not smooth, because there were hard bits you could choke on, but it wasn’t crunchy. Smunchy.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
March 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
"What a fucking joke," muttered a familiar chocolaty smooth voice from behind. No, not smooth, because there were hard bits you could choke on, but it wasn’t crunchy. Smunchy.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
"What a fucking joke," muttered a familiar chocolaty smooth voice from behind. No, not smooth, because there were hard bits you could choke on, but it wasn’t crunchy. Smunchy.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
Word of the Week - Traumastinating (Procrastinating, because TRAUMA!)
It's a thing. Just me? Lol.
Read free (no join required - limited time) koalaquill.com/share/448
#trauma #procrastination #adhd #neurodivergent #writingcommmunity
It's a thing. Just me? Lol.
Read free (no join required - limited time) koalaquill.com/share/448
#trauma #procrastination #adhd #neurodivergent #writingcommmunity
February 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Word of the Week - Traumastinating (Procrastinating, because TRAUMA!)
It's a thing. Just me? Lol.
Read free (no join required - limited time) koalaquill.com/share/448
#trauma #procrastination #adhd #neurodivergent #writingcommmunity
It's a thing. Just me? Lol.
Read free (no join required - limited time) koalaquill.com/share/448
#trauma #procrastination #adhd #neurodivergent #writingcommmunity
ARgh! Was given a bum steer and a dodgy link. OMG, that sentence was SO AUSSIE! Lol.
So, here is the RIGHT link to read Chapter 1 of Taking the Field for free without signing up for anything! If this still doesn't work, I'm gonna go bald!
koalaquill.com/share/1988
#booksky #mmsportsromance #lgbt
So, here is the RIGHT link to read Chapter 1 of Taking the Field for free without signing up for anything! If this still doesn't work, I'm gonna go bald!
koalaquill.com/share/1988
#booksky #mmsportsromance #lgbt
February 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
ARgh! Was given a bum steer and a dodgy link. OMG, that sentence was SO AUSSIE! Lol.
So, here is the RIGHT link to read Chapter 1 of Taking the Field for free without signing up for anything! If this still doesn't work, I'm gonna go bald!
koalaquill.com/share/1988
#booksky #mmsportsromance #lgbt
So, here is the RIGHT link to read Chapter 1 of Taking the Field for free without signing up for anything! If this still doesn't work, I'm gonna go bald!
koalaquill.com/share/1988
#booksky #mmsportsromance #lgbt
🧠📰"Why My ADHD Brain Can’t Rely on Habits!"
But the structure of routines saves my bacon! Read more for free (no signup required) at Koala Quill:
(*Let's try again - wrong link, sorry!)
koalaquill.com/share/429
#adhd #neurodivergence #habits #routines #executivedysfunction #writingcommunity
But the structure of routines saves my bacon! Read more for free (no signup required) at Koala Quill:
(*Let's try again - wrong link, sorry!)
koalaquill.com/share/429
#adhd #neurodivergence #habits #routines #executivedysfunction #writingcommunity
February 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
🧠📰"Why My ADHD Brain Can’t Rely on Habits!"
But the structure of routines saves my bacon! Read more for free (no signup required) at Koala Quill:
(*Let's try again - wrong link, sorry!)
koalaquill.com/share/429
#adhd #neurodivergence #habits #routines #executivedysfunction #writingcommunity
But the structure of routines saves my bacon! Read more for free (no signup required) at Koala Quill:
(*Let's try again - wrong link, sorry!)
koalaquill.com/share/429
#adhd #neurodivergence #habits #routines #executivedysfunction #writingcommunity
🐾🏆💖PET OF THE WEEK!
Introducing... MACDUFF!!!! Look at this gorgeous fluffy chunky boy!
I'm a house and pet-sitter, so I have sooooo many pets to introduce, haha.
#pets #petsitter #housesitter #cats #catsofblusky
Introducing... MACDUFF!!!! Look at this gorgeous fluffy chunky boy!
I'm a house and pet-sitter, so I have sooooo many pets to introduce, haha.
#pets #petsitter #housesitter #cats #catsofblusky
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
🐾🏆💖PET OF THE WEEK!
Introducing... MACDUFF!!!! Look at this gorgeous fluffy chunky boy!
I'm a house and pet-sitter, so I have sooooo many pets to introduce, haha.
#pets #petsitter #housesitter #cats #catsofblusky
Introducing... MACDUFF!!!! Look at this gorgeous fluffy chunky boy!
I'm a house and pet-sitter, so I have sooooo many pets to introduce, haha.
#pets #petsitter #housesitter #cats #catsofblusky
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
** CONTEXT - the iStrike stadium.
The velodrome was somewhere between hopefully retro and tragically futuristic.
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
** CONTEXT - the iStrike stadium.
The velodrome was somewhere between hopefully retro and tragically futuristic.
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
February 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
** CONTEXT - the iStrike stadium.
The velodrome was somewhere between hopefully retro and tragically futuristic.
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
** CONTEXT - the iStrike stadium.
The velodrome was somewhere between hopefully retro and tragically futuristic.
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
** CONTEXT - Getting their first look at the iStrike stadium.
Henley: "Amazing, huh?"
Tanimen: "Looks like the Megatron took a dump and slipped in it."
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
** CONTEXT - Getting their first look at the iStrike stadium.
Henley: "Amazing, huh?"
Tanimen: "Looks like the Megatron took a dump and slipped in it."
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
** CONTEXT - Getting their first look at the iStrike stadium.
Henley: "Amazing, huh?"
Tanimen: "Looks like the Megatron took a dump and slipped in it."
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
** CONTEXT - Getting their first look at the iStrike stadium.
Henley: "Amazing, huh?"
Tanimen: "Looks like the Megatron took a dump and slipped in it."
Read free here: koalaquill.com/share/1988/?...
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
🏳️🌈📖💖🤪Just finished syncing (editing) chapter 6 of Taking the Field. Now available to read FOR FREE (no sign-up required) on Koala Quill.
Click the links in my chapter guide - koalaquill.com/share/2012
** Genderfuck sport!
#booksky #koalaquill #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #sportsromance #genderfuckery
Click the links in my chapter guide - koalaquill.com/share/2012
** Genderfuck sport!
#booksky #koalaquill #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #sportsromance #genderfuckery
February 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
🏳️🌈📖💖🤪Just finished syncing (editing) chapter 6 of Taking the Field. Now available to read FOR FREE (no sign-up required) on Koala Quill.
Click the links in my chapter guide - koalaquill.com/share/2012
** Genderfuck sport!
#booksky #koalaquill #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #sportsromance #genderfuckery
Click the links in my chapter guide - koalaquill.com/share/2012
** Genderfuck sport!
#booksky #koalaquill #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #sportsromance #genderfuckery
🏳️🌈Australian QUEER REP RECOMMENDATION!
Just binged over 2 days. AMAZING! ALL the feels.
#australia #gayshows #lgbtqai+ #queer #representation
Just binged over 2 days. AMAZING! ALL the feels.
#australia #gayshows #lgbtqai+ #queer #representation
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🏳️🌈Australian QUEER REP RECOMMENDATION!
Just binged over 2 days. AMAZING! ALL the feels.
#australia #gayshows #lgbtqai+ #queer #representation
Just binged over 2 days. AMAZING! ALL the feels.
#australia #gayshows #lgbtqai+ #queer #representation
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
“Hey, Stormy,” yelled another obnoxious voice close enough that Tanimen cringed. Definitely not a coach. “Your dump-trunk ass has its own locker room.”
“That’s for my tits wank stain.”
🤦♂️
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
“Hey, Stormy,” yelled another obnoxious voice close enough that Tanimen cringed. Definitely not a coach. “Your dump-trunk ass has its own locker room.”
“That’s for my tits wank stain.”
🤦♂️
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
February 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
“Hey, Stormy,” yelled another obnoxious voice close enough that Tanimen cringed. Definitely not a coach. “Your dump-trunk ass has its own locker room.”
“That’s for my tits wank stain.”
🤦♂️
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
“Hey, Stormy,” yelled another obnoxious voice close enough that Tanimen cringed. Definitely not a coach. “Your dump-trunk ass has its own locker room.”
“That’s for my tits wank stain.”
🤦♂️
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
EEP!!!!! 😁😃🤪🥳🎉😭 📖🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏆
It will be officially announced tomorrow, so I can't say ALL the things... but I won a major writing award and two genre awards (including the QUEER category)!!!! ARRRGHHHHHH!!!! Watch this space! Lol.
#writingcommunity #bluebook #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #gaybooks #iwonathing
It will be officially announced tomorrow, so I can't say ALL the things... but I won a major writing award and two genre awards (including the QUEER category)!!!! ARRRGHHHHHH!!!! Watch this space! Lol.
#writingcommunity #bluebook #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #gaybooks #iwonathing
February 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
EEP!!!!! 😁😃🤪🥳🎉😭 📖🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏆
It will be officially announced tomorrow, so I can't say ALL the things... but I won a major writing award and two genre awards (including the QUEER category)!!!! ARRRGHHHHHH!!!! Watch this space! Lol.
#writingcommunity #bluebook #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #gaybooks #iwonathing
It will be officially announced tomorrow, so I can't say ALL the things... but I won a major writing award and two genre awards (including the QUEER category)!!!! ARRRGHHHHHH!!!! Watch this space! Lol.
#writingcommunity #bluebook #lgbtqai+ #mmromance #gaybooks #iwonathing
NOT MY ZOMBIES (choose your own story)
Well, shit. Here we are. The Zombie Apocalypse. It happened. And you are smack bang in the middle. How you survived this long is anyone's guess.
Thank goodness you kept that:
water gun
rusty hammer
D20
electric car
Comment to choose.
#booksky #zombies
Well, shit. Here we are. The Zombie Apocalypse. It happened. And you are smack bang in the middle. How you survived this long is anyone's guess.
Thank goodness you kept that:
water gun
rusty hammer
D20
electric car
Comment to choose.
#booksky #zombies
February 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by KP the writer (they/them)
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
BECAUSE: COFFEE!☕
... Tanimen would pay him back with some real coffee. The kind that didn’t taste like an 1800’s decomposed dysentery death. The only thing worse than consuming that filth would be no coffee at all.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
BECAUSE: COFFEE!☕
... Tanimen would pay him back with some real coffee. The kind that didn’t taste like an 1800’s decomposed dysentery death. The only thing worse than consuming that filth would be no coffee at all.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
February 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
BECAUSE: COFFEE!☕
... Tanimen would pay him back with some real coffee. The kind that didn’t taste like an 1800’s decomposed dysentery death. The only thing worse than consuming that filth would be no coffee at all.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
BECAUSE: COFFEE!☕
... Tanimen would pay him back with some real coffee. The kind that didn’t taste like an 1800’s decomposed dysentery death. The only thing worse than consuming that filth would be no coffee at all.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
This makes more sense than most things I've heard from the tangerine menace! Lol.
The Master has just declared in an EO that the Washington air disaster was caused by bad fairies. He is now drafting new legislation to control all magical creatures in the US.
February 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This makes more sense than most things I've heard from the tangerine menace! Lol.
Reposted by KP the writer (they/them)
February 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When you are happily writing your contemporary sports romance story about a gay trans man... and the side characters decide to have their own polyamorous love story!
#booksky #writingcommunity #mmromance #transgender #queerbooks #polyamory
#booksky #writingcommunity #mmromance #transgender #queerbooks #polyamory
February 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When you are happily writing your contemporary sports romance story about a gay trans man... and the side characters decide to have their own polyamorous love story!
#booksky #writingcommunity #mmromance #transgender #queerbooks #polyamory
#booksky #writingcommunity #mmromance #transgender #queerbooks #polyamory
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
(CONTEXT - Henley meets his roommate)
“Hope you don’t mind the window.”
“Fine with me, man. Serial killer comes in, they're going you first.”
“What if I’m the serial killer?”
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
(CONTEXT - Henley meets his roommate)
“Hope you don’t mind the window.”
“Fine with me, man. Serial killer comes in, they're going you first.”
“What if I’m the serial killer?”
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
February 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots.
(CONTEXT - Henley meets his roommate)
“Hope you don’t mind the window.”
“Fine with me, man. Serial killer comes in, they're going you first.”
“What if I’m the serial killer?”
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
(CONTEXT - Henley meets his roommate)
“Hope you don’t mind the window.”
“Fine with me, man. Serial killer comes in, they're going you first.”
“What if I’m the serial killer?”
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #sportsromance
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:
“You’re a stupid jerk,” he said as he scrubbed his hair. “And you’re a stupider jerk,” he told his unexpected erection.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
“You’re a stupid jerk,” he said as he scrubbed his hair. “And you’re a stupider jerk,” he told his unexpected erection.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
February 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:
“You’re a stupid jerk,” he said as he scrubbed his hair. “And you’re a stupider jerk,” he told his unexpected erection.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
“You’re a stupid jerk,” he said as he scrubbed his hair. “And you’re a stupider jerk,” he told his unexpected erection.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
I’m no longer calling editing, editing. Syncing feels better for me. Not as forced or difficult.
My syncing process has levels:
* The vibe sync
* The fact sync
* The glitter bomb
Right now, I'm doing the VIBE SYNC of Taking the Field :)
#booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks
My syncing process has levels:
* The vibe sync
* The fact sync
* The glitter bomb
Right now, I'm doing the VIBE SYNC of Taking the Field :)
#booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks
January 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m no longer calling editing, editing. Syncing feels better for me. Not as forced or difficult.
My syncing process has levels:
* The vibe sync
* The fact sync
* The glitter bomb
Right now, I'm doing the VIBE SYNC of Taking the Field :)
#booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks
My syncing process has levels:
* The vibe sync
* The fact sync
* The glitter bomb
Right now, I'm doing the VIBE SYNC of Taking the Field :)
#booksky #writingcommunity #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:
(CONTEXT: Grey-ace confused by sexual attraction)
Stupid jerk with his stupid sexy face and his stupid stupidness that was making Henley feel stupid. Stupid.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
(CONTEXT: Grey-ace confused by sexual attraction)
Stupid jerk with his stupid sexy face and his stupid stupidness that was making Henley feel stupid. Stupid.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
January 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
📚🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Tales from my beautiful idiots. Words from yesterday's writing sessions:
(CONTEXT: Grey-ace confused by sexual attraction)
Stupid jerk with his stupid sexy face and his stupid stupidness that was making Henley feel stupid. Stupid.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance
(CONTEXT: Grey-ace confused by sexual attraction)
Stupid jerk with his stupid sexy face and his stupid stupidness that was making Henley feel stupid. Stupid.
#booksky #lgbtqai+ #queerbooks #greyace #asexual #mmromance