does THIS seem like something the Devil himself would ask you to sign,

It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility

yeah that detail with his weapons is starting to feel more like just an incidental wind waker reference at this point, as much as i wish it meant anything. very strange thing to include if they weren't going to do anything with it :-/