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kagesora02.bsky.social
Professional Tales Of Shitposter
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Tales nonsense | Often joking | Sometimes horny | Often gay pairings | Mostly DotNW/ToS-R | Main 》 kagesora.bsky.social
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kagesora02.bsky.social
This silly Takes of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World Valentine's Day edit is now 11 years old
Aster Laker from the Onshuu no Richter manga, staring intently with sparkles.b to the side is a "to" and "from" section as seen on the sort of valentine's cards children exchange. His speech bubble has been edited to read "Is your name Courage? Because you're turning my Dreams into Reality~♥️"
February 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
kagesora02.bsky.social
Found the ornaments Aster would insist on for Christmas
A photo of a package of 6 small, donut-shaped ornaments of varying colors and with differing patterns of glitter
December 16, 2024 at 5:59 PM
kagesora02.bsky.social
Ah this meme, too... (...please ignore the typo)
A screenshot from the Knight of Ratatosk prequel manga "Onshuu no Richter" showing Richter Abend on the right and Aster Laker on the left. Richter has one hand up to his face as if in annoyance. Their speech bubbles have been edited so that Aster is saying "Gay gay homosexual gay" and Richter is saying "I can still hear his voice..."
December 18, 2023 at 6:13 AM
kagesora02.bsky.social
Ah, this old meme~
A photo of two books. The first is extremely thick, ridiculously so and is labeled "Tales Games." The second is far thinner, and is labeled "Tales Games if characters would just talk to each other instead of keeping important info to themselves"
December 16, 2023 at 5:36 PM
kagesora02.bsky.social
Mithos' and Rata's breakup takes a terrifying turn at the beach
A screenshot from Tales of the Rays showing Ratatosk in his Beach Outfit. The image is zoomed in on his upper body and face, where he looks gleefully aggressive. His sword is raised above his head, ready to be stabbed down into an enemy
December 9, 2023 at 5:30 AM
kagesora02.bsky.social
He'd do this kind of nonsense
A photo of a pizza that has been sliced in an incredible strange way. The image is captioned "who the fuck gerrymandered my pizza"
November 26, 2023 at 12:39 AM
kagesora02.bsky.social
Bringing this back~
A screenshot of Emil Castagnier on a black background with small glowing lights around him A hand holding some sort of jeni's ice cream treat, showing the peel-away top which reads "Made to be licked, topped, and loved"
November 14, 2023 at 4:52 PM
kagesora02.bsky.social
Throwback to this dumb edit lol
A screenshot from the manga "Onshuu no Richter" showing Aster Laker holding up a stun gun. The speech bubble has been edited to read "I'm a healer but...!"
November 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
kagesora02.bsky.social
My favorite part of Crestoria
The text reads "I apologize for not considering the depth of your stupidity. An oversight on my part, yes. It really was."
November 10, 2023 at 12:32 PM
kagesora02.bsky.social
I imagine this is what Richter and Aster's texts would look like
A fake screenshot of a text conversation as from an iPhone. The contact is "Science Brat". The first text, from SB, is "I'm bored!" with many extra "o" letters. The reply is "And I'm busy." SB then says "But I'll die of boredom!" with several extra exclamation marks. The sender responds with an edited closeup of Obama's eyes which is a widely-known meme that is connected to the text of "Then perish". SB responds with an emoticon distressed face created by an upper-case D and a colon. (The phone network is listed as MarTEL)
November 10, 2023 at 12:30 PM
kagesora02.bsky.social
A goofy meme. First is a general version, second is the funnier shippy version
The "Why Do We Have Hands?" meme. Images of Emil Castagnier in varying outfits from several of the mobile gacha games have been edited into the meme. The exact same meme except the hands have been edited to resemble Richter Abend's gloves
November 4, 2023 at 1:10 AM
kagesora02.bsky.social
Me, writing my silly little DotNW fanfics and needing a way to make nonsense work:
All caps text that reads "Verius, Summon Spirit of Bullshit Plot Powers, I summon thee"
October 31, 2023 at 5:17 AM