Professional Tales Of Shitposter
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Tales nonsense | Often joking | Sometimes horny | Often gay pairings | Mostly DotNW/ToS-R | Main 》 kagesora.bsky.social
(I know that I do not have much to say these days, but I still love this game and the characters with all of my heart and soul)
Happy Rataversary~
To my favorite game of all time, Dawn of the New Wold/Knight of Ratatosk!
(As usual I do not have anything prepared, but my love for the game is eternal)
To my favorite game of all time, Dawn of the New Wold/Knight of Ratatosk!
(As usual I do not have anything prepared, but my love for the game is eternal)
June 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
(I know that I do not have much to say these days, but I still love this game and the characters with all of my heart and soul)
This silly Takes of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World Valentine's Day edit is now 11 years old
February 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This silly Takes of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World Valentine's Day edit is now 11 years old
All these years later the Rockgagong segment is still the funniest part of Graces
January 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
All these years later the Rockgagong segment is still the funniest part of Graces
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Emil's "wait I SWEAR I'm not gay and don't have a crush on Richter" freakout lives in my brain forever and it's still hilarious all these years later.
I can play it back in my brain whenever I want and I think that's beautiful
I can play it back in my brain whenever I want and I think that's beautiful
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Emil's "wait I SWEAR I'm not gay and don't have a crush on Richter" freakout lives in my brain forever and it's still hilarious all these years later.
I can play it back in my brain whenever I want and I think that's beautiful
I can play it back in my brain whenever I want and I think that's beautiful
Thinking about Emil trying to teach Richter how to bake cookies
December 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Thinking about Emil trying to teach Richter how to bake cookies
Found the ornaments Aster would insist on for Christmas
December 16, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Found the ornaments Aster would insist on for Christmas
Happy "Aster got murdered by an Angey Squirrel God" NA region release day
November 11, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Happy "Aster got murdered by an Angey Squirrel God" NA region release day
Happy NA release of DotNW/ToS-R day!
November 11, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Happy NA release of DotNW/ToS-R day!
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Thinking about Emil in different costumes based off various monsters you can make pacts with...
October 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Thinking about Emil in different costumes based off various monsters you can make pacts with...
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Thinking again about the part in the Richter manga where it seems to indicate that he refuses to update his glasses even though his eyesight has changed (because the glasses were a gift from Aster).
I wonder if people who do not wear glasses understand how significant that is?
I wonder if people who do not wear glasses understand how significant that is?
October 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Thinking again about the part in the Richter manga where it seems to indicate that he refuses to update his glasses even though his eyesight has changed (because the glasses were a gift from Aster).
I wonder if people who do not wear glasses understand how significant that is?
I wonder if people who do not wear glasses understand how significant that is?
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If you wear glasses that are too strong or too weak, it easily becomes uncomfortable in several ways.
It can hurt the eyes, and it can cause severe headaches very quickly if you try to use the wrong glasses for something.
It can hurt the eyes, and it can cause severe headaches very quickly if you try to use the wrong glasses for something.
October 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
If you wear glasses that are too strong or too weak, it easily becomes uncomfortable in several ways.
It can hurt the eyes, and it can cause severe headaches very quickly if you try to use the wrong glasses for something.
It can hurt the eyes, and it can cause severe headaches very quickly if you try to use the wrong glasses for something.
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He cherishes those glasses very much if he will not give them up even when they hurt his eyes. I think that is a very important and interesting detail.
(I had to get new glasses recently, and it has been troublesome to deal with, so I was thinking about this a lot)
(I had to get new glasses recently, and it has been troublesome to deal with, so I was thinking about this a lot)
October 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
He cherishes those glasses very much if he will not give them up even when they hurt his eyes. I think that is a very important and interesting detail.
(I had to get new glasses recently, and it has been troublesome to deal with, so I was thinking about this a lot)
(I had to get new glasses recently, and it has been troublesome to deal with, so I was thinking about this a lot)
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Thinking about a twisted, tragic version of DotNW's "good" ending where Emil gets so wrapped up in living a full life in the name of another as a duty owed to the dead that he loses the ability to see himself as worthwhile, as a complete person, in and of himself and has to re-learn that.
October 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Thinking about a twisted, tragic version of DotNW's "good" ending where Emil gets so wrapped up in living a full life in the name of another as a duty owed to the dead that he loses the ability to see himself as worthwhile, as a complete person, in and of himself and has to re-learn that.
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Once again thinking about how Aster Laker absolutely haunts the DotNW narrative
October 5, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Once again thinking about how Aster Laker absolutely haunts the DotNW narrative
Once again thinking about how differently DotNW would have played out if Richter and Aster had managed to contact Sheena and be like "we're heading off to see a basically forgotten summon spirit to demand it help" and she could have said "DO NOT, THAT COULD GET YOU KILLED".
October 5, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Once again thinking about how differently DotNW would have played out if Richter and Aster had managed to contact Sheena and be like "we're heading off to see a basically forgotten summon spirit to demand it help" and she could have said "DO NOT, THAT COULD GET YOU KILLED".
Presented without context:
"Ratatosk should have tried therapy, not murder."
"Ratatosk should have tried therapy, not murder."
October 4, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Presented without context:
"Ratatosk should have tried therapy, not murder."
"Ratatosk should have tried therapy, not murder."
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MY BLORBOS HAVE ARRIVED!!!
September 10, 2024 at 6:52 PM
MY BLORBOS HAVE ARRIVED!!!
I was trying to type 2 character names at the same time, so I accidentally started typing "Richter Laker"
September 8, 2024 at 5:33 AM
I was trying to type 2 character names at the same time, so I accidentally started typing "Richter Laker"
Thinking about how -aster, as a suffix, is used (often in a derogatory way) to indicate someone or something that has an incomplete resemblance to whatever it is being used as a suffix for.
Thinking about Emil, too.
Thinking about Emil, too.
September 7, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Thinking about how -aster, as a suffix, is used (often in a derogatory way) to indicate someone or something that has an incomplete resemblance to whatever it is being used as a suffix for.
Thinking about Emil, too.
Thinking about Emil, too.
(It's a little long, but an idea thread)
In honor of TWEWY day and my ever-present obsession with my DotNW faves, reposting my concept for a TWEWY AU for DotNW
1/11
1/11
July 27, 2024 at 2:50 AM
(It's a little long, but an idea thread)
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Fanfiction is the magic that turns dreams into reality!
Wait, that's not quite right...
Wait, that's not quite right...
July 23, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Fanfiction is the magic that turns dreams into reality!
Wait, that's not quite right...
Wait, that's not quite right...
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I wanna be a polwigle...
July 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I wanna be a polwigle...
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Fangs are So Good which is why my werewolf AU Aster has little fangs at all times.
(He hides them because nobody is allowed to know he isn't human anymore)
(He hides them because nobody is allowed to know he isn't human anymore)
July 22, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Fangs are So Good which is why my werewolf AU Aster has little fangs at all times.
(He hides them because nobody is allowed to know he isn't human anymore)
(He hides them because nobody is allowed to know he isn't human anymore)
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Vampire!Aster AU where Richter lets him drink his blood to sustain him.
Where this vampirism remains present in Emil, who is given blood from his monsters (he hides it from Marta). But Richter knows, and let's Emil drink from him, too, eventually.
Where this vampirism remains present in Emil, who is given blood from his monsters (he hides it from Marta). But Richter knows, and let's Emil drink from him, too, eventually.
July 22, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Vampire!Aster AU where Richter lets him drink his blood to sustain him.
Where this vampirism remains present in Emil, who is given blood from his monsters (he hides it from Marta). But Richter knows, and let's Emil drink from him, too, eventually.
Where this vampirism remains present in Emil, who is given blood from his monsters (he hides it from Marta). But Richter knows, and let's Emil drink from him, too, eventually.
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...Also AU where Aster and Emil somehow exist and Aster drinks Emil's blood. Because that's just Enticing to imagine.
Or vampire!Ratatosk with Emil. That's also really Good.
Or vampire!Ratatosk with Emil. That's also really Good.
July 22, 2024 at 3:55 AM
...Also AU where Aster and Emil somehow exist and Aster drinks Emil's blood. Because that's just Enticing to imagine.
Or vampire!Ratatosk with Emil. That's also really Good.
Or vampire!Ratatosk with Emil. That's also really Good.