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🕸️| reader | writer | PhD candidate | she/they | queer | pfp by hoodxart

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Sometimes I think I’m doing okay and then I remember that I do things like pretend like my dad is still alive when I talk to strangers/people I just met.
September 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Tried “reverse washing” my hair and my hair actually does feel softer and less frizzy
January 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I miss my dad. It feels like there’s a literal hole in my heart now that he is gone
December 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Every politician I've seen being outraged at the killing of the UHG CEO has either been completely silent on, or celebrated the mass murder of Palestinian children
December 11, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I just think having a pet bunny will cure me of my depression
November 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Official Willy Wonka child death ranking:
November 11, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Hey guys, I am disappointed that I have to announce this. I know this may come as a surprise to a lot of you, but unfortunately this needs to be said. I love boobs. Please understand.
November 12, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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when I say "I'm busy writing today" this is what I mean
November 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Vile. After everything we all put up with from other platforms, this cannot be tolerated.
Bluesky removed overnight a Palestinian pediatrician, Sheppard/ teacher and a mother of young children- all of whom have validated their identities in many ways and have many real followers… what’s the end game of this?
November 1, 2024 at 3:10 PM
“Huge things suck” - someone who hasn’t seen my boobs
People who want Bluesky to be "huge" are fools. Huge things suck, and we already have huge things. We need more medium or smedium things.
October 28, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Just spent most of my savings on a new gaming pc and I’m really excited
October 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Bulbasaurs ripe for the season 🌱
October 23, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I’ve been really excited for my birthday for the past two weeks. It’s tomorrow and I’m feeling depressed.
October 23, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Spooky month
October 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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How to be a writer, #2570000:
Open laptop
Stare into void
Realise that there is no WIP
The WIP is no longer in progress
But complete
Have a little panic
Scream into void
Find new WIP in big file of pending WIPs
Heave sigh of relief into void
Tea.
October 18, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Alright, my first Bluesky post, I need make it count…

I love my girlfriend 💜
October 19, 2024 at 5:15 AM