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That Snake Guy. You know...Him. 🐍
@kaaserpent.bsky.social
I make up imaginary people and make them have conversations in my head. I also write. #author He/Him. Viable Paradise / #VPXVI / #VP / #ViableParadise. #Codex member. TinyTIMster

Do NOT feel any obligation to follow me back. I'm not here for that.
This is a delightful story by Clifford D. Simak presented on the Lost Sci-Fi podcast. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Perhaps you will, as well. :)
Mr. Meek - Muskeeter by Clifford D. Simak - From Planet Stories Magazine in the Summer of 1944 | The Lost Sci-Fi Podcast - Vintage Sci-Fi Short Stories
shows.acast.com
February 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is it just me or did benji netanyahu sound like an indulgent uncle patting a precocious niece on the head. "Yes, honey, absoLUTEly your plan sounds BRILLiant. Everyone will love it."
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Other people, having had a tough day/week at work: I need a drink.

Me, same circumstance: I need pork skins.

*crawnsch crawnsch crawnsch…*
February 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The shitgibbon keeps saying "mandate."

About 63% of eligible voters voted. A bit over half of those voted for shitgibbon over Harris.

Half of 63% is 31.5%

That is not a "mandate." It is the VAST minority. Just under 70% of the eligible voters did NOT vote for you.

Fuck off and die in agony.
February 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Would any maga-types who might see this and be thinking, "but he said he wouldn't DO project 2025!" kindly let the rest of us know when it's OK to start screaming "WE TRIED TO TELL YOU" so that you're not overly triggered?

I'll be sitting here quietly (ha!) waiting.
February 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
BlueSky wouldn't suck if I could edit a damned post. :(
February 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I did not have EGGS as the new Beanie Babies on my Bingo card.
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I couldn't NOT post this.
January 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Remember: Any salute is a nazi salute if the person doing the saluting is a nazi.
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Have y'all ever bought honey that...just smells foul and tastes weird? I mean...I sweeten my tea with honey, and this honey is just nasty. Never encountered bad HONEY, before. Weird.
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This story was mentioned during an interview with @bogiperson.bsky.social (Bogi Takács) that I was listening to on the @strangehorizons.bsky.social (Strange Horizons) podcast. I looked it up because of the special effect...and was blown away. Y'all NEED to read this.
You Are Here
With each moment, the baseline of your memories shifts
strangehorizons.com
January 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
There's an ad that keeps running on various podcasts. It starts, "Are you still quoting 30-year-old movies? Have you said 'cool beans' in the last 90 days?"

My brother in TFSM, I am still quoting movies from the 80s and I do not see myself changing that any time in the foreseeable future. Cope. :)
January 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm using this to update my tinyTIM list here on BluSky. Those of you to whom this makes the SLIGHTEST sense will know how to reply:

foof!
January 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
As of last summer, we (humans) have pi calculated to over 202 trillion digits. That's ~202,112,290,000,000 digits.

The size of the universe can be calculated to within the width of a hydrogen atom using only ~40 digits of pi.

So...I guess, yay? *shrugs* :)
January 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by That Snake Guy. You know...Him. 🐍
The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
January 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is a fascinating map. Looks like the dino-killer Chicxulub impact wasn't even the biggest one we have a record of. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
January 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have not the first hint of a clue why it's a dolphin call center. Just...go with it. :)
January 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why do I keep opening email from Goulet Pens? :)

Thassa REAL purty pen....
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This fountain pen is a Goulet-exclusive color, in a beautiful turquoise with black trim and a black nib. Comes with a #6 JoWo steel nib.
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January 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We bought Low Sodium V8 because neither of us really needs too much salt in our diet...and it's astounding how flat and slightly metallic V8 tastes to me without the usual high sodium level. Hopefully, I'll adapt. :)
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I wonder if, perhaps, on this particular day, "kings" who overstep their authority might need to be reminded what tends to happen, in the end.
January 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's been less than two full days. I am already sick up to HERE of the fucking press taking *BIDEN* to task about his pardons, as if he's somehow GIVING THE SHITGIBBON "IDEAS" ABOUT NEW BAD THINGS HE CAN DO???? NO. No, you do not GET to pretend to believe that SHIT. You KNOW what he is. REPORT IT.
January 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's snowing here in Lawrenceville, GA. And sticking, which isn't surprising considering how FRIGID it is out there.

I made a video but it is too large and blusky won't let me upload it. So you get NOTHING. :)
January 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My housemate Y and I are both sick. We're sitting in the same room coughing. Back and forth.

Worst. Dueling Banjos. Cover. Ever.
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am stating here for the record: I HATE being sick. I HATE coughing. I HATE the muscle cramps. I HATE the alternatively completely stopped-up / completely free-flowing sinuses. I HATE the sore throat. I HATE the gritty, itchy eyes. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it all.

HAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

That is all.
January 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM