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Le Sigh....can I be put into a coma for four years? I can't do this. Romance Books. Art. Jewlery. Bigots get 🚫. AI will get you 🚫. (Don't be a thief or pirate)
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This will be my anthem for the foreseeable future.
He's a sad sack and won't eat. I just held him all day, rocked him and sang to him and told him he is my treasure. 💋😟
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
He's a sad sack and won't eat. I just held him all day, rocked him and sang to him and told him he is my treasure. 💋😟
To top this shit Christmas, Byron is mad at me. Apparently cleaning off his emotional support Christmas 💩 from his booty, feet and tail...made him mad at me and persona non grata atm. Been a hard day this was not the sprinkles on the shit sunday that was needed. I know he doesn't understand...but 😭
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December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
To top this shit Christmas, Byron is mad at me. Apparently cleaning off his emotional support Christmas 💩 from his booty, feet and tail...made him mad at me and persona non grata atm. Been a hard day this was not the sprinkles on the shit sunday that was needed. I know he doesn't understand...but 😭
Not me in Petco sobbing crying on Christmas Eve. My vet only had six tiny cans of kidney care food. Not enough to last till Tuesday till they open. Apparently its Rx food and Petco didn't have it. Thank you to the store employee who found me a temp food till next weekn as I was ugly crying.
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Not me in Petco sobbing crying on Christmas Eve. My vet only had six tiny cans of kidney care food. Not enough to last till Tuesday till they open. Apparently its Rx food and Petco didn't have it. Thank you to the store employee who found me a temp food till next weekn as I was ugly crying.
He got butt sick in the car. Then on me at home. I was supposed to go to a family party right now and called off because it's been a shit day and been crying 4 hrs. Now Byron is mad he has to be in the bathroom till I know he won't get runs all over the house. Family is mad I called off.
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He got butt sick in the car. Then on me at home. I was supposed to go to a family party right now and called off because it's been a shit day and been crying 4 hrs. Now Byron is mad he has to be in the bathroom till I know he won't get runs all over the house. Family is mad I called off.
Not all good news, sadly. He has stage 1 kidney disease. He is 16 so knew it could happen anytime. Doctor said months or years she cant say. Originally brought him in because of a tooth and gum issue he wasn't eating well. Shit Christmas for me. He has to come back every 3 months to check.
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not all good news, sadly. He has stage 1 kidney disease. He is 16 so knew it could happen anytime. Doctor said months or years she cant say. Originally brought him in because of a tooth and gum issue he wasn't eating well. Shit Christmas for me. He has to come back every 3 months to check.
He will be ok, emergency vet visit today for one of my cats. Poor buddy is in pain, one of his little teeth is hurting him and he's not eating well
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
He will be ok, emergency vet visit today for one of my cats. Poor buddy is in pain, one of his little teeth is hurting him and he's not eating well
Next Thursday is my birthday and seeing some sort of way about being 52. Recently saw some actresses my age who have the crows feet and middle aged face as I do. No surgery. Was thinking how beautiful they are with age but hate mine. I need to spend next year accepting and loving mine as well.
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Next Thursday is my birthday and seeing some sort of way about being 52. Recently saw some actresses my age who have the crows feet and middle aged face as I do. No surgery. Was thinking how beautiful they are with age but hate mine. I need to spend next year accepting and loving mine as well.
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I miss him so much it hurts. His picture at the end was the picture I took at the shelter. I will never forget his face. He used to look at me with those blue eyes like I was the only thing in the universe 💞
I miss him so much it hurts. His picture at the end was the picture I took at the shelter. I will never forget his face. He used to look at me with those blue eyes like I was the only thing in the universe 💞
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December 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I miss him so much it hurts. His picture at the end was the picture I took at the shelter. I will never forget his face. He used to look at me with those blue eyes like I was the only thing in the universe 💞
I miss him so much it hurts. His picture at the end was the picture I took at the shelter. I will never forget his face. He used to look at me with those blue eyes like I was the only thing in the universe 💞
Grief is so wierd. My cat Chaucer died in 2019 and my heart broke. It broke me. My life went on and there is a point you don't cry anymore, even when you're still broken. Then out of nowhere like yesterday and today all you do is cry non stop for him on a random Wed and Thrs. Lady never forgets you.
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Grief is so wierd. My cat Chaucer died in 2019 and my heart broke. It broke me. My life went on and there is a point you don't cry anymore, even when you're still broken. Then out of nowhere like yesterday and today all you do is cry non stop for him on a random Wed and Thrs. Lady never forgets you.
Things I was not prepared to learn today: one of my former bosses installed a striper pole in her basement. I try to avoid talking to coworkers as a general rule, I may need to revise this prohibition. Work tea is sometimes the best tea, especially when you now put peices together....
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Things I was not prepared to learn today: one of my former bosses installed a striper pole in her basement. I try to avoid talking to coworkers as a general rule, I may need to revise this prohibition. Work tea is sometimes the best tea, especially when you now put peices together....
The holidays are the worst time of the year for domestic violence. If you don't feel safe, please call your country's DV hotline for help and make a safety plan. You are not ruining the holidays by asking for help and a safe place. Keep yourself, and or you and your kids safe for future holidays.
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The holidays are the worst time of the year for domestic violence. If you don't feel safe, please call your country's DV hotline for help and make a safety plan. You are not ruining the holidays by asking for help and a safe place. Keep yourself, and or you and your kids safe for future holidays.
I can always count on my cat Mork to cuddle me when I am crying and head butt my face as he tries to lick off my tears
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I can always count on my cat Mork to cuddle me when I am crying and head butt my face as he tries to lick off my tears
Every single time I wear my favorite hoodie, I dump a drink on myself. Every time. The poor thing is washed more than its worn
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Every single time I wear my favorite hoodie, I dump a drink on myself. Every time. The poor thing is washed more than its worn
A sample of long paw fur to end your day.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A sample of long paw fur to end your day.
Orion would like to report a love mauling
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Orion would like to report a love mauling
My favorite thing is to go on Etsy and laugh at all the scams.
Most egregious one was a "hand beaded and hand sewn evening gown for $275 dollars. There was at least $600+ in beads. Not to mention if you tambored them all on the labor alone would be thousands. Wasn't AI, but as some who beads,WTF
Most egregious one was a "hand beaded and hand sewn evening gown for $275 dollars. There was at least $600+ in beads. Not to mention if you tambored them all on the labor alone would be thousands. Wasn't AI, but as some who beads,WTF
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My favorite thing is to go on Etsy and laugh at all the scams.
Most egregious one was a "hand beaded and hand sewn evening gown for $275 dollars. There was at least $600+ in beads. Not to mention if you tambored them all on the labor alone would be thousands. Wasn't AI, but as some who beads,WTF
Most egregious one was a "hand beaded and hand sewn evening gown for $275 dollars. There was at least $600+ in beads. Not to mention if you tambored them all on the labor alone would be thousands. Wasn't AI, but as some who beads,WTF
For the love of god can I go to a website that doesn't have 16 pop ups asking for my email, a spin thing for a discount code or sign up for a newsletter? And if I have to give my email to shop with you, you can kiss my ass and my money goodbye.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
For the love of god can I go to a website that doesn't have 16 pop ups asking for my email, a spin thing for a discount code or sign up for a newsletter? And if I have to give my email to shop with you, you can kiss my ass and my money goodbye.
I absolutely fucking cannot handle the fall of democracy, my aging parents and perimenopause at the same time.
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I absolutely fucking cannot handle the fall of democracy, my aging parents and perimenopause at the same time.
In the last two days I have been exposed to Norovirus AND....AND ringworm. FML 🥴😵😂
I just have to wait and see for both...Merry Christmas to me
I just have to wait and see for both...Merry Christmas to me
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In the last two days I have been exposed to Norovirus AND....AND ringworm. FML 🥴😵😂
I just have to wait and see for both...Merry Christmas to me
I just have to wait and see for both...Merry Christmas to me
If you want to know how today went....I am binge watching North and South while exercising on my bike....eating Lemon Pie.
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you want to know how today went....I am binge watching North and South while exercising on my bike....eating Lemon Pie.
I cannot with other people and their sense of time. Ex military, so if I have to be somewhere at 0800, I am there ate 0745. I cannot believe I am arguing with someone in the military about what on time is. They want to leave to arrive at 0800. I have PTSD from my time in the military about this
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December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I cannot with other people and their sense of time. Ex military, so if I have to be somewhere at 0800, I am there ate 0745. I cannot believe I am arguing with someone in the military about what on time is. They want to leave to arrive at 0800. I have PTSD from my time in the military about this
Why at 7 pm it feels like it is midnight?
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why at 7 pm it feels like it is midnight?
I thought I started leave this Friday. It's next week on Friday....I am not ok 😭
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I thought I started leave this Friday. It's next week on Friday....I am not ok 😭
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I hate it here.
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I hate it here.
I bought a recumbent bike. I quit my gym almost a year ago because of annoying kids who's parent wouldn't watch them, broken equipment they never fixed and creepy men being gross and belligerent to me.
Took me two hours to put the bike together 😑
Took me two hours to put the bike together 😑
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I bought a recumbent bike. I quit my gym almost a year ago because of annoying kids who's parent wouldn't watch them, broken equipment they never fixed and creepy men being gross and belligerent to me.
Took me two hours to put the bike together 😑
Took me two hours to put the bike together 😑