Queen of the Harpies and Trollops
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Le Sigh....can I be put into a coma for four years? I can't do this. Romance Books. Art. Jewlery. Bigots get 🚫. AI will get you 🚫. (Don't be a thief or pirate)
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This will be my anthem for the foreseeable future.
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We are now 34 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
We are now 34 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files
The Northern California Federal District finally decided, the day I was supposed to report for jury duty, to excuse me from service....for living out of state. 🤪🤦🏻♀️
Good job guys on your speedy decision, don't be hasty. 😂
Good job guys on your speedy decision, don't be hasty. 😂
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The Northern California Federal District finally decided, the day I was supposed to report for jury duty, to excuse me from service....for living out of state. 🤪🤦🏻♀️
Good job guys on your speedy decision, don't be hasty. 😂
Good job guys on your speedy decision, don't be hasty. 😂
My wonky pottery C'est la vie... 🥴🤪😂
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 AM
My wonky pottery C'est la vie... 🥴🤪😂
I am having fun borrowing audio books off Libby. Except one book I was interested said I had a 40 week wait lol. Sigh.
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I am having fun borrowing audio books off Libby. Except one book I was interested said I had a 40 week wait lol. Sigh.
Can we please get a Xanax vending machine on national production...emotional support Xanax. 14 days. 14 days and, no more please. 🤬
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Can we please get a Xanax vending machine on national production...emotional support Xanax. 14 days. 14 days and, no more please. 🤬
It's been ONE week into the new year and I want a refund. JFC.
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
It's been ONE week into the new year and I want a refund. JFC.
At 545 this morning I told a coworker, who was just arriving, that I had turned on the kettle in the kitchen. She then proceeds to deny we have a kettle and says she makes her tea in the Kurig. Me: 🧐 😵. I am American and I am ashamed. THE KETTLE NEXT TO THE KURIG! I cant deal with this at 545 am.
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
At 545 this morning I told a coworker, who was just arriving, that I had turned on the kettle in the kitchen. She then proceeds to deny we have a kettle and says she makes her tea in the Kurig. Me: 🧐 😵. I am American and I am ashamed. THE KETTLE NEXT TO THE KURIG! I cant deal with this at 545 am.
I also got to play with this at pottery class
...he he he FIRE!
I won't lie my inner Pyro had fun playing with the torch and....I am buying one for myself.
I would like to say that playing with a torch didn't play a part in rousing me out of my sadness....but that would a lie...rofl....Fire 🔥😂
...he he he FIRE!
I won't lie my inner Pyro had fun playing with the torch and....I am buying one for myself.
I would like to say that playing with a torch didn't play a part in rousing me out of my sadness....but that would a lie...rofl....Fire 🔥😂
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I also got to play with this at pottery class
...he he he FIRE!
I won't lie my inner Pyro had fun playing with the torch and....I am buying one for myself.
I would like to say that playing with a torch didn't play a part in rousing me out of my sadness....but that would a lie...rofl....Fire 🔥😂
...he he he FIRE!
I won't lie my inner Pyro had fun playing with the torch and....I am buying one for myself.
I would like to say that playing with a torch didn't play a part in rousing me out of my sadness....but that would a lie...rofl....Fire 🔥😂
I have been super depressed in the last two weeks, as one of my cats died. I signed up for a pottery class three weeks ago. I didn't want to go last night. I wanted to go home and go straight to bed, depressed. I forced myself to go. I did have fun. These are my unfired first slab slump dishes.
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I have been super depressed in the last two weeks, as one of my cats died. I signed up for a pottery class three weeks ago. I didn't want to go last night. I wanted to go home and go straight to bed, depressed. I forced myself to go. I did have fun. These are my unfired first slab slump dishes.
Trying to get excused from Federal jury service....in a state I haven't not lived in for 31 has been the annoyance of my life for the last two weeks. Everything is broken in government...everything
January 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Trying to get excused from Federal jury service....in a state I haven't not lived in for 31 has been the annoyance of my life for the last two weeks. Everything is broken in government...everything
Almost time to open up the booze and get shitfaced while I read.
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Almost time to open up the booze and get shitfaced while I read.
I did burning wishes this year. Hope the one left is a good one.
I don't make resolutions. I am an ADHD mess for that.
Hopefully my wish next year comes true.
I don't make resolutions. I am an ADHD mess for that.
Hopefully my wish next year comes true.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I did burning wishes this year. Hope the one left is a good one.
I don't make resolutions. I am an ADHD mess for that.
Hopefully my wish next year comes true.
I don't make resolutions. I am an ADHD mess for that.
Hopefully my wish next year comes true.
I didn't think the last act of this year would be to pick up Byron's ashes. He's back home now. I am sorry you didn't get to stay with me forever 💔
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I didn't think the last act of this year would be to pick up Byron's ashes. He's back home now. I am sorry you didn't get to stay with me forever 💔
I just finished book two of three. I told a friend, 100 or less pages in of 500 or 600, that I knew how the MMC would get his redemption arc and justice...I was 💯 right....because I read too much 😂
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I just finished book two of three. I told a friend, 100 or less pages in of 500 or 600, that I knew how the MMC would get his redemption arc and justice...I was 💯 right....because I read too much 😂
Not sure how to describe it: it's like grief, anxiety, depression and being completely disappointed I wake up every moring...all had a fucked up baby and, well, just tired. Numb, indifferent....just...here. 🫤🤷♀️
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Not sure how to describe it: it's like grief, anxiety, depression and being completely disappointed I wake up every moring...all had a fucked up baby and, well, just tired. Numb, indifferent....just...here. 🫤🤷♀️
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Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
Is it too much to ask for work to leave me alone on vacation? JFC FML
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Is it too much to ask for work to leave me alone on vacation? JFC FML
Ever since Byron died there has been a turf war between Orion and Mork for laying in my lap on the couch and laying on my chest in bed. To my shock it hasn't been Mork instigating it. Poor Orion is so confused why his best friend is no longer home and is even more clingy and possessive of me
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ever since Byron died there has been a turf war between Orion and Mork for laying in my lap on the couch and laying on my chest in bed. To my shock it hasn't been Mork instigating it. Poor Orion is so confused why his best friend is no longer home and is even more clingy and possessive of me
Exactly what this Gomer does on the daily....sigh
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Exactly what this Gomer does on the daily....sigh
Black ops agent who is hired to fake date my target...by my target.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Black ops agent who is hired to fake date my target...by my target.
Mork has joined the cuddle pile, he has decided I am a bath tub.
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Mork has joined the cuddle pile, he has decided I am a bath tub.
Orion has glued himself to me since Saturday night. He makes murder muffins on me and purrs. He misses Byron but he knows I am sad. He's so sweet to me.
December 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Orion has glued himself to me since Saturday night. He makes murder muffins on me and purrs. He misses Byron but he knows I am sad. He's so sweet to me.
2025 can just stop. On top of everything else that has happened this year, I was just sent a Federal Jury summons to a court in a state I haven't lived in for 31 years. Sent to my dad's house. I am glad that the government is keeping such meticulous records
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
2025 can just stop. On top of everything else that has happened this year, I was just sent a Federal Jury summons to a court in a state I haven't lived in for 31 years. Sent to my dad's house. I am glad that the government is keeping such meticulous records
Whatever unholy algorithm is sending me Emergency Vet recommendations after the fucking hell of this last week...hope your servers get computer viruses and self implode
December 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Whatever unholy algorithm is sending me Emergency Vet recommendations after the fucking hell of this last week...hope your servers get computer viruses and self implode
Trigger Warning: Pet Death
Byron was helped to The Bridge 🌈 this afternoon. Thank you all for your previous kind words. He is with his best friend Chaucer, lynx below at the 🌈. He was in crisis and fading today. The ER vet said it was cancer. It was the kindest thing to let him go. I ❤️ you Schatz.
Byron was helped to The Bridge 🌈 this afternoon. Thank you all for your previous kind words. He is with his best friend Chaucer, lynx below at the 🌈. He was in crisis and fading today. The ER vet said it was cancer. It was the kindest thing to let him go. I ❤️ you Schatz.
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Trigger Warning: Pet Death
Byron was helped to The Bridge 🌈 this afternoon. Thank you all for your previous kind words. He is with his best friend Chaucer, lynx below at the 🌈. He was in crisis and fading today. The ER vet said it was cancer. It was the kindest thing to let him go. I ❤️ you Schatz.
Byron was helped to The Bridge 🌈 this afternoon. Thank you all for your previous kind words. He is with his best friend Chaucer, lynx below at the 🌈. He was in crisis and fading today. The ER vet said it was cancer. It was the kindest thing to let him go. I ❤️ you Schatz.