At the Addison Rae concert. A local vice principal is opening, letting us know we all want to have fun but we have to be respectful. “Let’s enjoy the show, but remember to pick up our trash when it’s over.”

My book SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS: The Complete Cultural History of the Indie Rock Explosion is the best book of 2025 and you should buy it

They just made a new rule. We’re not allowed to have opinions or discuss marvel news for 1 year.

Isn’t that crazy?

I believe that stars are the headlights of angels
Driving from heaven to save us, to save us
Look in the sky
They're driving from heaven into our eyes
And final words are so hard to devise
I promise that I'll always remember your pretty eyes
Your pretty eyes

I NO LONGER POST. I SHALL PASS THROUGH THESE HALLS LIKE A GHOST, AN OBSERVER. NEVER MORE SHALL I POST!

Please keep me posted.

suckin on eggs

Oh huh. Haven’t been to a theme park in six months. I also haven’t seen a blue lives matter shirt in six months. Coincidence!?

La is the best city in the world everyone dresses stupid and we take pride in it

Huh. The Whale was a total dog shit movie.

And I loved every second of it.

Disgusting. Troubling. Eh whatever.

Gonna start making horny sex positive crop top T-shirt’s FOR MEN! A wide open market.

Me, a single annoying person: “it’s just so important I find a partner who isn’t annoying.”

The way to win me over? CRANK BAD BUNNY WITH ME

I like to think of emails as little puzzles. Mysteries to be solved.

Listen up, BOZOS. I’m coming to dominate the NFT market!!!

I came here to meet friends and chew bubblegum and I have no friends.