Jessica ZT
@jzthorn.bsky.social
Atheist. Wife. Traveler. Foodie. Cats.
There are two different kinds of people.
Those that fill up the ice cube trays immediately when they use the last ice cube, and those who leave the empty trays in the sink until there is absolutely no ice and then have a warm drink while filling them all up.
Those that fill up the ice cube trays immediately when they use the last ice cube, and those who leave the empty trays in the sink until there is absolutely no ice and then have a warm drink while filling them all up.
July 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There are two different kinds of people.
Those that fill up the ice cube trays immediately when they use the last ice cube, and those who leave the empty trays in the sink until there is absolutely no ice and then have a warm drink while filling them all up.
Those that fill up the ice cube trays immediately when they use the last ice cube, and those who leave the empty trays in the sink until there is absolutely no ice and then have a warm drink while filling them all up.
When you step on something wet while wearing socks, why does it seem like they NEVER dry?
March 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
When you step on something wet while wearing socks, why does it seem like they NEVER dry?
March 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
And now it's time for another round of "Why Do I Feel Like Crap Today?"
A. Daylight Savings time
B. The late night tiramisu that destroyed my stomach at 3am
C. My vitamin d is low
D. I'm getting sick
E. Some form cancer that I have but don't know it
F. Just old.
A. Daylight Savings time
B. The late night tiramisu that destroyed my stomach at 3am
C. My vitamin d is low
D. I'm getting sick
E. Some form cancer that I have but don't know it
F. Just old.
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And now it's time for another round of "Why Do I Feel Like Crap Today?"
A. Daylight Savings time
B. The late night tiramisu that destroyed my stomach at 3am
C. My vitamin d is low
D. I'm getting sick
E. Some form cancer that I have but don't know it
F. Just old.
A. Daylight Savings time
B. The late night tiramisu that destroyed my stomach at 3am
C. My vitamin d is low
D. I'm getting sick
E. Some form cancer that I have but don't know it
F. Just old.
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I don’t understand how people with children do it, I barely have enough bandwidth to take care of two cats and one (1) cast iron skillet
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I don’t understand how people with children do it, I barely have enough bandwidth to take care of two cats and one (1) cast iron skillet
He insulted my girl today.
No one insults @kaitlancollins.bsky.social on my watch.
It's on you fat fascist fucktard.
No one insults @kaitlancollins.bsky.social on my watch.
It's on you fat fascist fucktard.
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
He insulted my girl today.
No one insults @kaitlancollins.bsky.social on my watch.
It's on you fat fascist fucktard.
No one insults @kaitlancollins.bsky.social on my watch.
It's on you fat fascist fucktard.
January 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm really so depressed. I've been spiraling today. I just don't understand and I never will.
January 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm really so depressed. I've been spiraling today. I just don't understand and I never will.
January 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Queen Fiona, first of her name, mother of chaos, ruler of the kingdom of Thorn.
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Queen Fiona, first of her name, mother of chaos, ruler of the kingdom of Thorn.
It's utterly amazing how good Republicans are are manipulation. Literally anything the fed government does while democrats are in office instantly becomes the target of a highly calculated misinformation campaign. They've weaponized social media. It's incredibly effective and beyond terrifying.
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's utterly amazing how good Republicans are are manipulation. Literally anything the fed government does while democrats are in office instantly becomes the target of a highly calculated misinformation campaign. They've weaponized social media. It's incredibly effective and beyond terrifying.
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ABC, NBC & CBS dedicated about 16 minutes of airtime last night to the California wildfires without once mentioning climate change.
Since the news failed do it's job, here's a short summary of the role of climate change and wildfire risk:
www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...
Since the news failed do it's job, here's a short summary of the role of climate change and wildfire risk:
www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...
Wildfire climate connection
Climate change, including increased heat, extended drought, and a thirsty atmosphere, has been a key driver in increasing the risk and extent of wildfires in the western United States during the last ...
www.noaa.gov
January 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ABC, NBC & CBS dedicated about 16 minutes of airtime last night to the California wildfires without once mentioning climate change.
Since the news failed do it's job, here's a short summary of the role of climate change and wildfire risk:
www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...
Since the news failed do it's job, here's a short summary of the role of climate change and wildfire risk:
www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...
This jerk has decided the whole house needs to be up at 5:30am every morning.
Her punctuality is quite astounding.
She's lucky she's cute.
#cats #catsofbluesky #fiona
Her punctuality is quite astounding.
She's lucky she's cute.
#cats #catsofbluesky #fiona
January 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This jerk has decided the whole house needs to be up at 5:30am every morning.
Her punctuality is quite astounding.
She's lucky she's cute.
#cats #catsofbluesky #fiona
Her punctuality is quite astounding.
She's lucky she's cute.
#cats #catsofbluesky #fiona
I just told Adam that my song is the 1985 hit song by Eddie Murphy "Party all the Time" except it would go
"My girl likes to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Be in bed by Niiiine"
"My girl likes to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Be in bed by Niiiine"
December 13, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I just told Adam that my song is the 1985 hit song by Eddie Murphy "Party all the Time" except it would go
"My girl likes to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Be in bed by Niiiine"
"My girl likes to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Be in bed by Niiiine"
Its so funny to drive around kenmore and north buf right now.... you're just driving along with a bunch of other cars and all of the sudden you see a car with a foot of snow on the roof.
#buffalo
#buffalo
December 1, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Its so funny to drive around kenmore and north buf right now.... you're just driving along with a bunch of other cars and all of the sudden you see a car with a foot of snow on the roof.
#buffalo
#buffalo
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The holidays are officially here so please check on your introvert friends! Bring them coffee and let them infodump! Text them just to cancel some plans you never made! See if there’s a phone call you can make on their behalf! You can make a real difference this holiday season!
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 PM
The holidays are officially here so please check on your introvert friends! Bring them coffee and let them infodump! Text them just to cancel some plans you never made! See if there’s a phone call you can make on their behalf! You can make a real difference this holiday season!
I feel like my frequently watched list is a pretty accurate description of my brain.
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I feel like my frequently watched list is a pretty accurate description of my brain.
Laying in bed with my husband.
Him: "I wish I was friends with a monkey.
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.
.
I would be like, you know what, I get it."
This is why I married him.
@adamzt.bsky.social
Him: "I wish I was friends with a monkey.
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.
.
.
I would be like, you know what, I get it."
This is why I married him.
@adamzt.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Laying in bed with my husband.
Him: "I wish I was friends with a monkey.
.
.
.
.
.
I would be like, you know what, I get it."
This is why I married him.
@adamzt.bsky.social
Him: "I wish I was friends with a monkey.
.
.
.
.
.
I would be like, you know what, I get it."
This is why I married him.
@adamzt.bsky.social
Is he gunna make someone from OceanGate secretary of transportation?
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Is he gunna make someone from OceanGate secretary of transportation?
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RFK Jr during his cabinet vetting.
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
RFK Jr during his cabinet vetting.