Jam Cession
@jzooniverse.bsky.social
Today I learned that I can find something horrifying but also very funny. (This is about exactly what you think it is🙂↕️)
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today I learned that I can find something horrifying but also very funny. (This is about exactly what you think it is🙂↕️)
Saturday. October 11, 2025.
I wake up.
I go to Jean and ask: “Do we have any Tylenol? I’m not feeling as autistic today. Need to re-up”
I wake up.
I go to Jean and ask: “Do we have any Tylenol? I’m not feeling as autistic today. Need to re-up”
October 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Saturday. October 11, 2025.
I wake up.
I go to Jean and ask: “Do we have any Tylenol? I’m not feeling as autistic today. Need to re-up”
I wake up.
I go to Jean and ask: “Do we have any Tylenol? I’m not feeling as autistic today. Need to re-up”
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Please, if you have the privilege of not being an obvious and immediate target for state violence...
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Please, if you have the privilege of not being an obvious and immediate target for state violence...
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.
We all need to be Spartacus on this one.
Ah, so it was that time I tried Tylenol cuz I didn’t have any ibuprofen that made my brain different. Makes sense. 🙂↕️
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ah, so it was that time I tried Tylenol cuz I didn’t have any ibuprofen that made my brain different. Makes sense. 🙂↕️
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Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...
August 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...
Let’s see if this goes anywhere 🙏🏾
A federal judge on Thursday ordered a two-week halt to construction at an immigrant detention center in the Florida Everglades dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz” as she considers whether it violates environmental laws.
August 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Let’s see if this goes anywhere 🙏🏾
It’s always the most busted looking mfs trynna promote hwhyte supremacy
Credit: @christhebeard on IG @beardedchris on Bluesky
Credit: @christhebeard on IG @beardedchris on Bluesky
August 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s always the most busted looking mfs trynna promote hwhyte supremacy
Credit: @christhebeard on IG @beardedchris on Bluesky
Credit: @christhebeard on IG @beardedchris on Bluesky
Everyone: Release the Epstein files!!
DT: AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING ABOUT ROSIE O’DONNELL 😡
DT: AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING ABOUT ROSIE O’DONNELL 😡
July 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Everyone: Release the Epstein files!!
DT: AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING ABOUT ROSIE O’DONNELL 😡
DT: AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING ABOUT ROSIE O’DONNELL 😡
Me to my whole fucken neighborhood 😭
July 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me to my whole fucken neighborhood 😭
The look Alice just gave me because I’m practicing Spanish on Duolingo and saying phrases out loud all dramatic like
May 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The look Alice just gave me because I’m practicing Spanish on Duolingo and saying phrases out loud all dramatic like
Just saw Sinners and…😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
May 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just saw Sinners and…😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
Lt. Governor of Indiana Micah Beckwith really sat there trynna play in our face. Does he think we’re as stupid as that fit he got on? Like bro where is ya fucken neck at? Need some revision on how to pick shirts that fit. Ya arms look like you only got 3/5 of ya wingspan. Alligator arm ass boi
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Lt. Governor of Indiana Micah Beckwith really sat there trynna play in our face. Does he think we’re as stupid as that fit he got on? Like bro where is ya fucken neck at? Need some revision on how to pick shirts that fit. Ya arms look like you only got 3/5 of ya wingspan. Alligator arm ass boi
See you could’ve just minded your business but you just had to get up in ours. Cry harder bitch made ass boi.
April 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
See you could’ve just minded your business but you just had to get up in ours. Cry harder bitch made ass boi.
Any who is in this administration, or supports it is a trash person. No I will not elaborate, no I will not argue about it. Argue with ya momma.
April 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Any who is in this administration, or supports it is a trash person. No I will not elaborate, no I will not argue about it. Argue with ya momma.
Nah he and everybody else who getting their face chomped can go kick rocks with this noise. We are long past the point of not knowing and getting along. You knew what him, MAGA, and GOP were about. You either wanted the fuck shit or you’re stupid to the point of maliciousness. Argue with ya momma.
“Now that Trump’s tariffs are threatening to end my small business, we should all care about each other” 🐆💀
April 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nah he and everybody else who getting their face chomped can go kick rocks with this noise. We are long past the point of not knowing and getting along. You knew what him, MAGA, and GOP were about. You either wanted the fuck shit or you’re stupid to the point of maliciousness. Argue with ya momma.
He put tariffs. On an uninhabited island. In the Antarctic.
April 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
He put tariffs. On an uninhabited island. In the Antarctic.
Disgusting
March 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Disgusting
PLEASE 😩🙏🏾
Last one out the door at the Department of Education should erase the entire student loan database…
Be a legend.
Be a legend.
March 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
PLEASE 😩🙏🏾
He thought he was about to eat. Nah homie. Starve.
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
He thought he was about to eat. Nah homie. Starve.
The president had a man disappeared with intent to deport him. Why? For using his 1st amendment right to protest. Then did a live Tesla infomercial at the white house to help Elon specifically. Very cool. Very democratic. Not at all corrupt.
March 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The president had a man disappeared with intent to deport him. Why? For using his 1st amendment right to protest. Then did a live Tesla infomercial at the white house to help Elon specifically. Very cool. Very democratic. Not at all corrupt.
I’m so tired of being cold.
March 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I’m so tired of being cold.
Bro, now is the fucken time to counter punch and yall aren’t even doing that. Yall stay getting your teeth punched down your throats and now it’s the whole country’s problem. Grow a spine and fight back. There is no healing until you remove the disease. Stop being cowards, get off your ass, fight.
I feel sad for our country. I have never felt it so divided.
There is a meanness that permeated the chamber tonight.
The punch, counterpunch will never work. If we continue with this “eye for an eye”mentality, we will all end up blind.
Our country needs some healing.
There is a meanness that permeated the chamber tonight.
The punch, counterpunch will never work. If we continue with this “eye for an eye”mentality, we will all end up blind.
Our country needs some healing.
March 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Bro, now is the fucken time to counter punch and yall aren’t even doing that. Yall stay getting your teeth punched down your throats and now it’s the whole country’s problem. Grow a spine and fight back. There is no healing until you remove the disease. Stop being cowards, get off your ass, fight.
They can’t be serious…
New: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials & party leaders gathered in Loudoun County, Virginia, for a retreat where they plotted their party’s comeback.
We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They can’t be serious…
“Why don’t you wear a suit?”
“Cuz I’m not a LARPy ass bitch boy. I got real shit to deal with”
“Cuz I’m not a LARPy ass bitch boy. I got real shit to deal with”
March 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“Why don’t you wear a suit?”
“Cuz I’m not a LARPy ass bitch boy. I got real shit to deal with”
“Cuz I’m not a LARPy ass bitch boy. I got real shit to deal with”
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A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state.
HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."
HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."
February 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state.
HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."
HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."