Jonathan Zoia
@jzoia.bsky.social
📍Chicago
👬Adam
🐶 Mari
Gay, feminist, veg
Love: Languages, Travel, Reading, my plants
Vices: Real Housewives and Diet Coke
👬Adam
🐶 Mari
Gay, feminist, veg
Love: Languages, Travel, Reading, my plants
Vices: Real Housewives and Diet Coke
Early birthday gifts from two different people. I am sensing a plant daddy theme
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Early birthday gifts from two different people. I am sensing a plant daddy theme
I know the surroundings are nothing to write home about but I just think this Ginkgo is the most gorgeous
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I know the surroundings are nothing to write home about but I just think this Ginkgo is the most gorgeous
Our normal vet had to reschedule so they sent us to their location in one of the fanciest suburbs. It was quite the experience.
Our dog was a celebrity, they were thrilled to see a pit bull. Every member of their staff stopped to meet her and talked about her fat butt and fat head. It was so cute
Our dog was a celebrity, they were thrilled to see a pit bull. Every member of their staff stopped to meet her and talked about her fat butt and fat head. It was so cute
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Our normal vet had to reschedule so they sent us to their location in one of the fanciest suburbs. It was quite the experience.
Our dog was a celebrity, they were thrilled to see a pit bull. Every member of their staff stopped to meet her and talked about her fat butt and fat head. It was so cute
Our dog was a celebrity, they were thrilled to see a pit bull. Every member of their staff stopped to meet her and talked about her fat butt and fat head. It was so cute
It’s a little hard to photograph because it’s a weird half height closet. But the little curtain is at the door, she has some art, bed and all her clothes are hanging.
October 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s a little hard to photograph because it’s a weird half height closet. But the little curtain is at the door, she has some art, bed and all her clothes are hanging.
My grandma is so emotionally smart, no wonder she is healthy at 88. She is upset about “armed masked police roaming around snatching people” but after writing letters and making donations she didn’t know what to do so she learned to use acrylics (she is a pastels lady usually)
Her first attempt:
Her first attempt:
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My grandma is so emotionally smart, no wonder she is healthy at 88. She is upset about “armed masked police roaming around snatching people” but after writing letters and making donations she didn’t know what to do so she learned to use acrylics (she is a pastels lady usually)
Her first attempt:
Her first attempt:
I am powerless in the face of the plant clearance section
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I am powerless in the face of the plant clearance section
Well this made me laugh
September 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Well this made me laugh
Freed from work, I installed this thing
September 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Freed from work, I installed this thing
Also, for those who don’t know, Chicago has a great flag
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Also, for those who don’t know, Chicago has a great flag
Somebody woke me up this morning by staring at me and gradually shimmying towards me until I woke up. When I asked her what she wants she put her head on my pillow and went to sleep
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Somebody woke me up this morning by staring at me and gradually shimmying towards me until I woke up. When I asked her what she wants she put her head on my pillow and went to sleep
Grandma: “show your friends this picture. They’ll get a kick out of my hair”
Me: “ok but I’m not sure that’s what they will notice”
Me: “ok but I’m not sure that’s what they will notice”
September 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Grandma: “show your friends this picture. They’ll get a kick out of my hair”
Me: “ok but I’m not sure that’s what they will notice”
Me: “ok but I’m not sure that’s what they will notice”
I love that her ear does this when she sleeps
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I love that her ear does this when she sleeps
Happy Friday! Not a bad view to wake up to
August 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Friday! Not a bad view to wake up to
My new plant baby, I love her
August 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My new plant baby, I love her
They delivered the wrong one (unusable because she couldn’t get into it). They said they couldn’t do anything until tomorrow
My husband, the calm, persistent guy he is, is now friends with the warehouse manager, who heard it’s for an 88 year old and drove the correct one over in his personal truck
My husband, the calm, persistent guy he is, is now friends with the warehouse manager, who heard it’s for an 88 year old and drove the correct one over in his personal truck
August 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
They delivered the wrong one (unusable because she couldn’t get into it). They said they couldn’t do anything until tomorrow
My husband, the calm, persistent guy he is, is now friends with the warehouse manager, who heard it’s for an 88 year old and drove the correct one over in his personal truck
My husband, the calm, persistent guy he is, is now friends with the warehouse manager, who heard it’s for an 88 year old and drove the correct one over in his personal truck
Louie’s cat brothers, Smudge and Pudge are not at all charmed by me yet. I’m sure I can make progress in the next 8 days
August 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Louie’s cat brothers, Smudge and Pudge are not at all charmed by me yet. I’m sure I can make progress in the next 8 days
My charge for the next 10 days, Louie
August 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My charge for the next 10 days, Louie
She is using this iPad as a pillow every single day now so I guess it’s found it’s true purpose and I will just use my phone
July 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
She is using this iPad as a pillow every single day now so I guess it’s found it’s true purpose and I will just use my phone
This is my niece, Broccoli. I was put in charge of keeping her company today.
I drove 40 mins, we played for 2 mins and now she is under the bed 🤷♂️
I drove 40 mins, we played for 2 mins and now she is under the bed 🤷♂️
July 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is my niece, Broccoli. I was put in charge of keeping her company today.
I drove 40 mins, we played for 2 mins and now she is under the bed 🤷♂️
I drove 40 mins, we played for 2 mins and now she is under the bed 🤷♂️
Quote with a photo of you from the 80s
Just under the wire
Just under the wire
June 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Quote with a photo of you from the 80s
Just under the wire
Just under the wire
The last two days have been treacherous for the robins. Storms and winds up to 50 mph absolutely buffeted the lilac tree. Mama bird stayed on the nest with her wings fluffed out. Papa bird used his body to hold the nest in place.
We were delighted to find they had won the battle this morning
We were delighted to find they had won the battle this morning
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The last two days have been treacherous for the robins. Storms and winds up to 50 mph absolutely buffeted the lilac tree. Mama bird stayed on the nest with her wings fluffed out. Papa bird used his body to hold the nest in place.
We were delighted to find they had won the battle this morning
We were delighted to find they had won the battle this morning
This is Twiggy. I planted her in the same container she is in now on the patio of Adam’s condo before we even lived together. I didn’t think she would come back after one winter, let alone 14. I am constantly amazed that she used to be an extremely anemic looking stick
May 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is Twiggy. I planted her in the same container she is in now on the patio of Adam’s condo before we even lived together. I didn’t think she would come back after one winter, let alone 14. I am constantly amazed that she used to be an extremely anemic looking stick
$16 of flowers goes a long way in brightening up a room and making me feel a bit better about the world
May 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
$16 of flowers goes a long way in brightening up a room and making me feel a bit better about the world
