Trading places with Elon would be like waking up as a cockroach and the worst part is that you would have traded away your knowledge of Kafka and the literary grounding to make sense of said experience.

Remember that Trump never actually pays back his loans, so this may actually seem like a great deal to him.

I served with a guy who was one of the first to deploy to SWA in 1990 with 24ID. He told me they were so early they never really got integrated into the supply chain and had nothing but MREs for six months. The cooks would put all the entrees in one pot and called it “wicked stew.”

For those too young to remember: www.reuters.com/article/busi...

the post cuts it off, but the source for the claim was "The Dunning Kruger Times." Seriously.

The cost of keeping one agent in London v. The trust of MI5. All while opening an office New Zealand. Excellent CBA.

Even Thomas and Alito:

I'm pretty sure Washington would be horrified at the actual Washington Monument, but it will likely be renamed the Trump Monument shortly and erase the embarrassment.

Unless the woman is black, and then she's also "low IQ."

Porchetta has been marinating since yesterday morning and goes on a low grill in a few hours. And the farmers market had chanterelles, so I need to figure out what to do with them.

Details can get in the way of messaging when you have to explain subtle distinctions and complex situations. This is not one of those cases.