Joel Wight Hoogheem
@jwhoogheem.bsky.social
Lots of grandparents getting their first look at Stranger Things tonight. Good luck to all the grandkids trying to explain the first four and a half seasons and build the whole world without having to keep pausing to explain what's going on and why there are aliens and all.
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Lots of grandparents getting their first look at Stranger Things tonight. Good luck to all the grandkids trying to explain the first four and a half seasons and build the whole world without having to keep pausing to explain what's going on and why there are aliens and all.
I gave up when the team did.
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I gave up when the team did.
The dream in the Field of Dreams game is that these players will still play for the Twins by then.
Is this heaven? 🌽
We will play in the Field of Dreams game on August 13th!
#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
We will play in the Field of Dreams game on August 13th!
#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The dream in the Field of Dreams game is that these players will still play for the Twins by then.
All Twins on Immaculate Grid today
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All Twins on Immaculate Grid today
I am here for each and every joke about the sandwich guy's acquittal.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am here for each and every joke about the sandwich guy's acquittal.
This guy's normalization campaign continues apace.
Ex-NFL star QB Brady claims his dog is a clone
Tom Brady says his dog is a clone of his family's previous dog that died in 2023.
www.espn.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This guy's normalization campaign continues apace.
So heartwarming to see the scrappy underdog Dodgers barely scratch across two runs against the dynastic and over-resourced Brewers.
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So heartwarming to see the scrappy underdog Dodgers barely scratch across two runs against the dynastic and over-resourced Brewers.
I get being somewhere early. And being somewhere bright and early. Does anyone ever just arrive bright?
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I get being somewhere early. And being somewhere bright and early. Does anyone ever just arrive bright?
So I figure Target Field is being turned into a Spirit Halloween, right?
July 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So I figure Target Field is being turned into a Spirit Halloween, right?
The very existence of this list makes a stress-free beach day an impossibility.
Too hot? Too sandy? These useful items will make your next trip to the beach as fun and relaxing as possible. https://nyti.ms/459hyjI
July 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The very existence of this list makes a stress-free beach day an impossibility.
I'm so glad my dehumidifier has a filter light that flashes occasionally. Then when I push it, "Hey Man, Nice Shot" plays.
June 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm so glad my dehumidifier has a filter light that flashes occasionally. Then when I push it, "Hey Man, Nice Shot" plays.
Does this mean he also has a "large" hand? Seems like a true medical anomaly.
Yordan Alvarez’s ‘small’ hand fracture adds another chapter to Astros’ ambiguous medical history
The team first described Alvarez’s injury as a muscle strain on the top of his right hand.
www.nytimes.com
June 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Does this mean he also has a "large" hand? Seems like a true medical anomaly.
Tactical camouflage is just Lululemon for a different segment of the population.
May 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Tactical camouflage is just Lululemon for a different segment of the population.
Are you at the point where we can agree that letting idiots run the show is a bad idea?
May 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Are you at the point where we can agree that letting idiots run the show is a bad idea?
Let's be clear: Pete Rose raped children. He does not belong in any legitimate Hall of Fame.
1. The person was under 16
2. Multiple reports suggest there was more than one victim, including girls "12 to 14"
3. When asked about it Rose said, to a reporter, "It was 55 years ago, babe"
4. Children under 16 legally cannot consent. There is no such thing as "consensual sex" here
5. Fuck off
2. Multiple reports suggest there was more than one victim, including girls "12 to 14"
3. When asked about it Rose said, to a reporter, "It was 55 years ago, babe"
4. Children under 16 legally cannot consent. There is no such thing as "consensual sex" here
5. Fuck off
May 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Let's be clear: Pete Rose raped children. He does not belong in any legitimate Hall of Fame.
Do you think he made "vroom-vroom" sounds when he was in the car today?
March 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Do you think he made "vroom-vroom" sounds when he was in the car today?
The people really coming out ahead when the stock market plummets are the photographers who took stock images of frustrated and weary traders.
March 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The people really coming out ahead when the stock market plummets are the photographers who took stock images of frustrated and weary traders.
15 year-old me was not ready for Bonnie Raitt's album "Luck of the Draw." 49 year-old me is here for it.
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
15 year-old me was not ready for Bonnie Raitt's album "Luck of the Draw." 49 year-old me is here for it.
Noted music producer Bob Rock's given name is Robert Rockandroll.
February 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Noted music producer Bob Rock's given name is Robert Rockandroll.
The best Super Bowl ad? I'd say probably the Jesus one.
You know, the one with all the scenes of people coming together to play pickleball against him and Moira from Schitt's Creek.
You know, the one with all the scenes of people coming together to play pickleball against him and Moira from Schitt's Creek.
February 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The best Super Bowl ad? I'd say probably the Jesus one.
You know, the one with all the scenes of people coming together to play pickleball against him and Moira from Schitt's Creek.
You know, the one with all the scenes of people coming together to play pickleball against him and Moira from Schitt's Creek.
How did zoo become the go-to analogy for busy and hotcakes for popular?
February 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How did zoo become the go-to analogy for busy and hotcakes for popular?
Happy Superb Owl Sunday, everyone.
February 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Happy Superb Owl Sunday, everyone.
The sheer incompetence is one thing. The abject cruelty is something else.
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The sheer incompetence is one thing. The abject cruelty is something else.
Target, this is exceedingly disappointing.
To the companies who will not kiss the ring: you will get my business.
To the companies who will not kiss the ring: you will get my business.
Target is latest corporation to terminate DEI goals, in line with White House
The Minneapolis-based retailer said diversity will still remain part of its business goals despite scaling back initiatives started in the wake of George Floyd’s murder.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Target, this is exceedingly disappointing.
To the companies who will not kiss the ring: you will get my business.
To the companies who will not kiss the ring: you will get my business.