John Dorian Smith
@jwcjds.bsky.social
23 | Alright at video games | Employed
Smoking fat doinks rolled in pages of the Stellar Almanac
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Smoking fat doinks rolled in pages of the Stellar Almanac
If Cocaine were released as a consumer product today they'd probably market it as "Craveable" or some shit
August 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
If Cocaine were released as a consumer product today they'd probably market it as "Craveable" or some shit
My most embarrassing moment is that I thought Sleep Token was some sort of crypto thing until yesterday
June 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My most embarrassing moment is that I thought Sleep Token was some sort of crypto thing until yesterday
Oh good heavens! I appear to be stuck in this lightless cavern! If only some sort of benevolent creature well-suited to this environment would be able to lead me to safety...
The Humble Mole:
The Humble Mole:
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh good heavens! I appear to be stuck in this lightless cavern! If only some sort of benevolent creature well-suited to this environment would be able to lead me to safety...
The Humble Mole:
The Humble Mole:
I wonder if this is the first Cat on the Source Engine
April 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wonder if this is the first Cat on the Source Engine
Tarkir prerelease was GOATed
April 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tarkir prerelease was GOATed
Any tips for surviving this next Great Depression?
April 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Any tips for surviving this next Great Depression?
Ancient Den Unbanned in modern , no other changes
March 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ancient Den Unbanned in modern , no other changes
I enjoy playing the Joe mirror match in Magic: the Gathering
March 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I enjoy playing the Joe mirror match in Magic: the Gathering
I'm like if Duncan and Harold from Total Drama Island had a kid
February 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm like if Duncan and Harold from Total Drama Island had a kid
Was anyone else created using alchemical methods or is that just me
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Was anyone else created using alchemical methods or is that just me
What can we do guys
January 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What can we do guys
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Having a job is great it's like daycare but I get paid
December 12, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Having a job is great it's like daycare but I get paid
Me imagining my first paycheck
November 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Me imagining my first paycheck