Bruce
jwbfat16.bsky.social
Bruce
@jwbfat16.bsky.social
my rights end where yours begin and vice-versa | the tongue-in-cheek emoji should be your default | "tanj" | "Zeroth Law" | don't trust someone who's never wrong | not-withstanding criminal behaviour everything is either fact or opinion
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December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
With sincerest apologies to Johnny Hart,

DJT's tariff tirades be like...
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK Internet, here's today's "Self Awareness Challenge"

Complete the following sentence.

"If you cannot laugh at yourself once a day..."

Me first,
"... then you've not yet reached the age of reason."
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The third Kingdom of Life,

when the Prime Deity had exclusive access to only the best drugs!
Boo!
A Rhizoplaca subdisrepens prankster.
#lichen #fungi #fungifriends NWT, Canada.
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Goodie!!!

Let's distract travelers in long lines with understaffed ATC towers.
A cabinet of narcissistic instagram influencers making videos of themselves daily for social media to promote their brand.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They will just look at it upside down.
It will never stop being infuriating that Trump is held to no objective standards -- even standards he himself claimed he would succeed in!

We've continued to shed manufacturing jobs since Inauguration Day -- despite (or, given the April timing, because of?) tariffs! It's objective reality!
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One of the most important things when getting rid of a cockroach infestation is to make sure that you shine light in as many hidey holes as you can.
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Solid candidate for best line on the internet today,

"Wanna actually MAGA, turn off TVs and deliver news papers again."
Life was better when you could only get 10 channels on your TV and cartoons were only on in the mornings, afternoons, and Saturday’s. When the TV Guide was delivered weekly, and not a button on the remote.

Wanna actually MAGA, turn off TVs and deliver news papers again.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Next up, KegsBreath,

"Let them load up the mother ship and let it get to within about 24 miles from Mar-a-Lago and use a coupla Tomahawks just after cocktails."
Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Due to the looming shortage of "GREAT",
customers are now being being enrolled in the "AFFORDABLE" plan,
and at the same rate but with no extra handling charge, though they will have to sign a lifetime contract to avoid defaulting to the "CRAPPY" level of service.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/p...
Trump heads to Pennsylvania as GOP tries to sell its own affordability message | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump will take his economic message on the road Tuesday to a swing district in eastern Pennsylvania, the first of many planned domestic trips the White House is organizing on an issu...
www.cnn.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
C'mon MAGA,

"nep-o-tism"

it's only got THREE f-ing syllables ffs.
Good morning Bluesky. This is the most corrupt, transactional, and selfish, and need I say it, incestutuous, regime in US history. That is saying a lot. Wow.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Welp,
MAGA be like,

"Rand Paul has gone RINO."
Rand Paul: "It has not been the history of the US to kill people who are out of combat. Even if there is a war, which most of us dispute -- that a bunch of people who are unarmed allegedly running drugs is a war -- we still don't kill people when they're incapacitated ... it's illegal and immoral."
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Make no mistake.

It's all about oil.

Going from control of 15 years' worth to 80 years' worth is the ultimate goal.

www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/p...
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They have got to stop putting mushrooms in to his pap.
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
His tank just never empties so US MAGA farmers just won't need potash from SK.CA

MAGA is such fertile ground.

Carney and Canada could/would 100% support producers transitioning to other markets.

Play solitaire for a while ya toddler.
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Sotomayor, Kagan and Brown Jackson need to wear white from now on.
SCOTUS seems to be preparing for more pretzel logic. 🥨 joycevance.substack.com/p/monday-in-...
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Well,
what's another $3/4 billion fine,
in the grand scheme of things,
anyway?
Community Note strikes again!
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Surprised, we are not.

SC(R)OTUS is all-in on the Unitary Executive.
Dismissal for cause is becoming a thing of the past.
Federal Agencies' stability through administration changes will suffer.

MAGA be like,
"WOOOOOT!!!",
well. at least until 2028 ;-)

www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
Live updates: Trump administration’s boat strikes under scrutiny, Supreme Court hearing on FTC member firing | CNN Politics
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth faces pressure to release the video of a controversial follow-up strike on an alleged drug boat. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court is reviewing a separation of powers dispute...
www.cnn.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
His seemingly impenetrable ego may be his biggest weakness, in the end.

Unfortunately tens and tens of millions may suffer ruin before he does.

www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/p...
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
So, when a MAGAN tries to imply,

"Juan Orlando prolly turned in to a canary in exchange for the pardon."

Ask 'em this,

"Why isn't DJT posting about preventing 200,000 more boatloads of coke because of what DOJ squeezed from the guy."
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
If the US thought that CN was depended on export to America, "oopsie|".

Same thing, but more likely over a decade, will happen with CA.

The rest of the world, be like,
"Let the US play solitaire for a while"

www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/b...
China’s exports grow 5.9% in November despite major drop in US shipments | CNN Business
China’s exports returned to growth in November following an unexpected contraction the month before, although shipments to the United States dropped nearly 29% from a year earlier in an eighth straigh...
www.cnn.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It's actually a rather important factor in determining the usable life time or a rural percolation field.

At $10-$20k to replace, assuming that you can it's a drag when your septic field turns your lawn to mush and moves towards the ditch, a neighbour's property or their water shed.
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
8 years to 1+ generations is my guess,
with maybe a couple months off for good behaviour.
“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).

I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gotta have the brush for the stubborn "stains"...
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
One blank page or many black ones,
there will be no GOP names on it.

Scam Bondage could also force it up to SC(R)OTUS for a ruling in late June or even after the midterms.
December 19, 2025 the deadline for releasing the Epstein file signed into law by the Peto protecting president. Save the date.
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM