Jean Valjohnfranco
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Jean Valjohnfranco
@jvjfranco.bsky.social
French peasant and former New York Mets closer
Instead of yelling "GO Patriots" or "GO Rams" I'll be yelling at immigrants that they should "GO back where they came from!"
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You’re basically just describing Bluesky!
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Thank god for the alt-text, I was so confused as to why they had a painting of Paul Newman dressed up as a Georgia-supporting mailman.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I still think it’s largely a backward-looking philosophy but enabled by new tech. So many elements come from an imagined idealized past: obsession with birth rates, fetishizing of “western civilization”, caesarism/monarchism, male chauvinism, racism against “non-model” minorities.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This same technology you’re applauding can also, for instance, show ethnic minorities committing rapes and violent crimes in order to justify genocide or persecution. The fact that it’s nearly indistinguishable from reality is the reason it should be banned or at least have a labeling requirement.
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This condition is quite real and extremely unpleasant. A close friend had this and he ended up making multiple trips to the ER with searing abdominal pain before the doctors could figure out what it was. Fortunately, once they figured it out he quit smoking cold turkey and made a full recovery.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I suspect it’s also a vehicle for handouts to fund manager cronies who can earn fat fees for handling these accounts.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever." - Michael Scott
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There’s definitely a joke in there somewhere about how many Jews live in Manhattan (Kansas) but I’m too lazy to put all the pieces together.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Decades ahead of his time…
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
www.northwestern.edu/about/board-...

Northwestern looks no different. On a quick skim under at least have a dozen private equity guys, someone from Kirkland Ellis, someone from Paramount, etc, etc.
Trustees: Northwestern University
www.northwestern.edu
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Or plaque psoriasis?
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Feel free to take your opinions on the plagiarism machine to X, The Everything App.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The fact that the beach is called Playa Bagdad is so on the nose it would cause you to roll your eyes if this were a work of satire.
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The joke is that “gonzo” would be the masculine so “gonza” would be the feminine descriptor. It’s not very funny…
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Is this all margin calls on people with too much leverage?
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Although Leo ends that anecdote saying something to the effect that "those days are over" because partisanship has overtaken the old House-Senate rivalry.
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’ll take one DEI, please!
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Obviously, I mean God's Not Dead starring Kevin Sorbo isn't even on his list!
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Donald Trump cannot fail, he can only be failed.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Even if this thing somehow passed the senate, I don't think there's even a handshake agreement that the house would take this up. There's a 100% chance that if this passes the senate Johnson refuses to put it on the house floor and it dies without even coming close to getting a vote.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Why is she so greasy?
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM