Yeah we went through this 20 years ago with the abuse of children by priests. When you’re dealing with monsters, the fucking taxonomy is not important unless you’re on the monsters’ side.

Long underwear top under flannel with thick belt and boots. Maybe smoke a little.

Rigatoni is too damn big to be allowed

Carnegie

I’m sorry, but there is no such movie as The Rise of Skywalker. It never existed, and therefore never made me mad or ruined and rewrote the best parts of things I really liked. It’s better this way.

Don’t buy the minced. Buy the garlic paste. Stays fresh, never waterlogged, less work.

I made this song about the decline of our culture because we might as well make art of it.

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Ezra… I hope you didn’t roll over like this for free. And if you didn’t, please contribute at least 10% to charity. It’s what Jesus would want.

As a Bay Area resident, I just… yup.

It’s called surfing.

I lost my ability to handle that before I even got to the third twist.

I read the transcript, and it’s absolute gobbledegook. But I guess the kind of nonsense that results when a person doesn’t want to say too clearly what he actually believes.

You wouldn’t understand. It’s an El Presidente thing.