KingsleyVanityPress
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Doing better than most of the parallel universe Jeffs
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5X55hMglbaT5G99rKvILB0?si=5RbCV0NmRy651csGLKwoJQ
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5X55hMglbaT5G99rKvILB0?si=5RbCV0NmRy651csGLKwoJQ
In similar news, my dead grandpa sat down with an old vacuum cleaner to discuss TikTok trends.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/o...
Opinion | Thomas L. Friedman Says We’re in a New Epoch. David Brooks Has Questions.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In similar news, my dead grandpa sat down with an old vacuum cleaner to discuss TikTok trends.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/o...
I’m so offline these days that I didn’t even engage in the pun Olympics that was the sandwich guy trial.
In ordinary times, I would have been on a roll.
In ordinary times, I would have been on a roll.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m so offline these days that I didn’t even engage in the pun Olympics that was the sandwich guy trial.
In ordinary times, I would have been on a roll.
In ordinary times, I would have been on a roll.
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Video shows moment Nobel Peace Prize recipient Maria Corina Machado learns about honor
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Video shows moment Nobel Peace Prize recipient Maria Corina Machado learns about honor: "I am just one person"
An emotional Maria Corina Machado can be heard saying she was honored, humbled and grateful "on behalf of the Venezuelan people" to receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
www.cbsnews.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Video shows moment Nobel Peace Prize recipient Maria Corina Machado learns about honor
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-n...
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-n...
I love lord of the rings, and I also love Liv Tyler, but wouldn’t it have been great if Sade Adu had played Arwen?
September 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I love lord of the rings, and I also love Liv Tyler, but wouldn’t it have been great if Sade Adu had played Arwen?
The world is still good. You just have to go underwater.
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The world is still good. You just have to go underwater.
When Major Briggs tells Bobby about his vision, that’s the good stuff.
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When Major Briggs tells Bobby about his vision, that’s the good stuff.
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There are saying he is to the RIGHT of Kirk? How much more right is left before you fall off the edge of the flat earth 😅
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There are saying he is to the RIGHT of Kirk? How much more right is left before you fall off the edge of the flat earth 😅
The only solution to the Kawhi / Ballmer situation is to make Kawhi actually play basketball this year.
September 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The only solution to the Kawhi / Ballmer situation is to make Kawhi actually play basketball this year.
Is there a place where dads of small daughters talk about how much they like the songs from KPop Demon Hunters?
August 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Is there a place where dads of small daughters talk about how much they like the songs from KPop Demon Hunters?
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I wrote about the debate with the Jubilee fascists, the overall idea of the utility of debate and the alleged need for it in order to arrive at truth, and the malicious and corrosive effect this false idea actually has upon the discourse and society.
www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/
www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/
Boiling Water
The corrosive damage cause by forcing people to defend their own lives by debating ideas that have already been defeated.
www.the-reframe.com
August 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I wrote about the debate with the Jubilee fascists, the overall idea of the utility of debate and the alleged need for it in order to arrive at truth, and the malicious and corrosive effect this false idea actually has upon the discourse and society.
www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/
www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/
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Somewhere in Ohio there is a guy who is saying
“Well there was Woodstock 99, then I was a mortgage broker and then there was January 6”
“Well there was Woodstock 99, then I was a mortgage broker and then there was January 6”
August 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Somewhere in Ohio there is a guy who is saying
“Well there was Woodstock 99, then I was a mortgage broker and then there was January 6”
“Well there was Woodstock 99, then I was a mortgage broker and then there was January 6”
Don’t worry, everyone- Bret Stephens says it’s ok. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Almost a third of people in Gaza 'not eating for days,' UN warns
Israel faces increasing pressure from Western allies to lift restrictions into the flow of aid into Gaza.
www.bbc.com
July 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don’t worry, everyone- Bret Stephens says it’s ok. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Can one billionaire please take a break from rocket ships and save Sesame Street?
July 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Can one billionaire please take a break from rocket ships and save Sesame Street?
Every good documentary has a dandy.
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Every good documentary has a dandy.
I loved Theo Huxtable, and specifically the way Malcom Jamal Warner played him, so much that I named my first child after that character.
He always seemed like a genuinely good, loving, and curious person, and it came through in his acting. I’m so sad for him and his family.
He always seemed like a genuinely good, loving, and curious person, and it came through in his acting. I’m so sad for him and his family.
two men are dancing in a living room with the words hope-you-like-you-gif below them
ALT: two men are dancing in a living room with the words hope-you-like-you-gif below them
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July 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I loved Theo Huxtable, and specifically the way Malcom Jamal Warner played him, so much that I named my first child after that character.
He always seemed like a genuinely good, loving, and curious person, and it came through in his acting. I’m so sad for him and his family.
He always seemed like a genuinely good, loving, and curious person, and it came through in his acting. I’m so sad for him and his family.
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Re: Coldplay, Billy Joel would NEVER.
He once stopped mid-“Sometimes a Fantasy” to scream at the lighting crew for exposing his Soviet audience to the KGB.
Then he kicked over his piano. For privacy.
Dancing in the dark is a human right.
Billy came to rock, not dox.
He once stopped mid-“Sometimes a Fantasy” to scream at the lighting crew for exposing his Soviet audience to the KGB.
Then he kicked over his piano. For privacy.
Dancing in the dark is a human right.
Billy came to rock, not dox.
July 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Re: Coldplay, Billy Joel would NEVER.
He once stopped mid-“Sometimes a Fantasy” to scream at the lighting crew for exposing his Soviet audience to the KGB.
Then he kicked over his piano. For privacy.
Dancing in the dark is a human right.
Billy came to rock, not dox.
He once stopped mid-“Sometimes a Fantasy” to scream at the lighting crew for exposing his Soviet audience to the KGB.
Then he kicked over his piano. For privacy.
Dancing in the dark is a human right.
Billy came to rock, not dox.
I have never in my life wanted to know what’s inside a bag more than I want to know what’s inside this bag.
June 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I have never in my life wanted to know what’s inside a bag more than I want to know what’s inside this bag.
For cool guys who were precocious daters, there was a moment where you realized that however confident you were, every girl was 10 steps ahead of you, and that feeling is captured by listening to The Jungle Line by Joni Mitchell.
June 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
For cool guys who were precocious daters, there was a moment where you realized that however confident you were, every girl was 10 steps ahead of you, and that feeling is captured by listening to The Jungle Line by Joni Mitchell.
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I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.
May 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.
Why does Kash Patel always look like a kid who got caught wacking it at the Burger King?
May 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Why does Kash Patel always look like a kid who got caught wacking it at the Burger King?
Pope’s Brother for President
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Pope’s Brother for President
I think it was very magnanimous of the Holy Spirit to be like, “You know, Americans are having a hard time right now, and a leadership crisis. Let’s do something nice for them, gents.”
#pope
#pope
May 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I think it was very magnanimous of the Holy Spirit to be like, “You know, Americans are having a hard time right now, and a leadership crisis. Let’s do something nice for them, gents.”
#pope
#pope
It’s true that there are limitless great causes that billionaires could put their wealth towards instead of space, etc.
But it would also be neat if one of them could buy Stephen A. Smith off of television.
But it would also be neat if one of them could buy Stephen A. Smith off of television.
April 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s true that there are limitless great causes that billionaires could put their wealth towards instead of space, etc.
But it would also be neat if one of them could buy Stephen A. Smith off of television.
But it would also be neat if one of them could buy Stephen A. Smith off of television.
The secretary of homeland security carried 3k in cash?
The secretary of homeland security is a drug dealer and/or a paranoid grandpa?
The secretary of homeland security is a drug dealer and/or a paranoid grandpa?
April 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The secretary of homeland security carried 3k in cash?
The secretary of homeland security is a drug dealer and/or a paranoid grandpa?
The secretary of homeland security is a drug dealer and/or a paranoid grandpa?