Dear brain, that is ridiculous and underlies your complete lack of medical knowledge and causality. I would appreciate it if, going forward, you did a better job of staying within the realms of physics and the observable universe. Also, both you and this toddler need sleep.

They found the space… …for murder!

The lack of fingers made it kind of obvious. That’s why they could only be place kickers.

What about the “I’m waiting for the whole Sterling short story collection.” :p

Target corporate, once again reinforcing that they’re completely out of touch lunatics with room temperature IQs. Wheb I worked there they thought an entire box of clothes should take one minute to be offloaded from the truck and onto the rack.

Dear all retail corporations, I want to be left alone.

I like that he’s named Jeff. And now he’s part of my Jeff starter pack.

Despite all my rage I’m still just a [male reader of fiction] I’m a cage…

I always enjoy a chill morning when the first rays of sunlight birth mists dancing across the water.

I also finished a book.

So…. What I just bought cost more than our rings combined…

But it will allow burniating in style, so…