(John Denver voice)
Crowded roads, take me home
Where DOGE thinks I belong
Yes, Virginia, piedmont mama
Take me home, crowded roads

All my memories gather ‘round her,
Tidewater lady, stranger to no harbor
All day I see contrails in the sky
Misty taste of Merlot
Salt spray in my eye

(Chorus)

Top 5 titles for the inauguration

5. The Wages of Idiocy
4. Our National Oopsie
3. American Carnage Part Deux
2. Extreme F**kover: Republic Edition
1. Lee Greenwood's Trump Inauguration Rockin' Day, sponsored by $melania

"I been waitin' on this, yeah since J6
My President's verbal IQ's 86
Let's get Alex Jones right back in the mix
Cuz I've been waiting on this, yeah since J6"

Absolutely losing his mind over the Toyota lost dog commercial

If I had a drone problem, I would simply order an ACME anti-drone net launcher and have it delivered in a wooden crate to my cave in the desert southwest

Pretty sure that 125 is in the same font that WVU used on its football helmets during the 125th anniversary season. I figure they must have worn the so-called banana uniforms at least once that season. So there you go.

Carpet installer / Spencer, WV trivia meister bragging to his coworker that Tom T. Hall once had a radio show on a Spencer station, and he's absolutely incredulous the other guy has no idea who he's talking about

(Crazy Town voice)
What can they be
What what can they be
They're my coated caramel Sugar
Babies
What can they be
What what can they be
I'll eat the whole box
And spike my A1c

Good day for dappled sunlight reflected off the river

Trump, rebooting his search for an AG nominee, rules out Fred Thompson due to his 2015 death, turns to wondering what Lane Smith, also dead, is up to these days

When moving into a new place, it's important to make it your own. One common method of doing so is careful placement of your favorite objets d'art and photographs.

Very concerned about WV Gov. Jim Justice. Two Sunday mornings have passed since election day without him posting a Bible verse, and I know that he is a man of deeply held religious convictions, not some cynical pol pandering to the allegedly pious. Something must be terribly wrong.