Just Tony
@justtony.bsky.social
Arbitrary American. Snarky in every way, shape, form and fashion. Perpetually bemused. West Virginian, widower, dog guy.
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Just Tony
@justtony.bsky.social
· Nov 21
When moving into a new place, it's important to make it your own. One common method of doing so is careful placement of your favorite objets d'art and photographs.
With MAGA, MAHA and now AHA, that whole misbegotten movement is becoming one big Lady Gaga scat
March 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
With MAGA, MAHA and now AHA, that whole misbegotten movement is becoming one big Lady Gaga scat
(John Denver voice)
Crowded roads, take me home
Where DOGE thinks I belong
Yes, Virginia, piedmont mama
Take me home, crowded roads
All my memories gather ‘round her,
Tidewater lady, stranger to no harbor
All day I see contrails in the sky
Misty taste of Merlot
Salt spray in my eye
(Chorus)
Crowded roads, take me home
Where DOGE thinks I belong
Yes, Virginia, piedmont mama
Take me home, crowded roads
All my memories gather ‘round her,
Tidewater lady, stranger to no harbor
All day I see contrails in the sky
Misty taste of Merlot
Salt spray in my eye
(Chorus)
February 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
(John Denver voice)
Crowded roads, take me home
Where DOGE thinks I belong
Yes, Virginia, piedmont mama
Take me home, crowded roads
All my memories gather ‘round her,
Tidewater lady, stranger to no harbor
All day I see contrails in the sky
Misty taste of Merlot
Salt spray in my eye
(Chorus)
Crowded roads, take me home
Where DOGE thinks I belong
Yes, Virginia, piedmont mama
Take me home, crowded roads
All my memories gather ‘round her,
Tidewater lady, stranger to no harbor
All day I see contrails in the sky
Misty taste of Merlot
Salt spray in my eye
(Chorus)
Absolutely broken in mind and spirit. A creature of pure, malignant malice.
COLLINS: We don't even yet know the names of the people killed and you're blaming Dems and DEI policies. Don't you think you're getting ahead of the investigation?
TRUMP: No, I don't think so
C: Does it comfort their families to hearing you blaming DEI?
R: That's not a very smart question
TRUMP: No, I don't think so
C: Does it comfort their families to hearing you blaming DEI?
R: That's not a very smart question
January 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Absolutely broken in mind and spirit. A creature of pure, malignant malice.
Top 5 titles for the inauguration
5. The Wages of Idiocy
4. Our National Oopsie
3. American Carnage Part Deux
2. Extreme F**kover: Republic Edition
1. Lee Greenwood's Trump Inauguration Rockin' Day, sponsored by $melania
5. The Wages of Idiocy
4. Our National Oopsie
3. American Carnage Part Deux
2. Extreme F**kover: Republic Edition
1. Lee Greenwood's Trump Inauguration Rockin' Day, sponsored by $melania
January 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Top 5 titles for the inauguration
5. The Wages of Idiocy
4. Our National Oopsie
3. American Carnage Part Deux
2. Extreme F**kover: Republic Edition
1. Lee Greenwood's Trump Inauguration Rockin' Day, sponsored by $melania
5. The Wages of Idiocy
4. Our National Oopsie
3. American Carnage Part Deux
2. Extreme F**kover: Republic Edition
1. Lee Greenwood's Trump Inauguration Rockin' Day, sponsored by $melania
"I been waitin' on this, yeah since J6
My President's verbal IQ's 86
Let's get Alex Jones right back in the mix
Cuz I've been waiting on this, yeah since J6"
My President's verbal IQ's 86
Let's get Alex Jones right back in the mix
Cuz I've been waiting on this, yeah since J6"
January 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"I been waitin' on this, yeah since J6
My President's verbal IQ's 86
Let's get Alex Jones right back in the mix
Cuz I've been waiting on this, yeah since J6"
My President's verbal IQ's 86
Let's get Alex Jones right back in the mix
Cuz I've been waiting on this, yeah since J6"
Nope. It was actually 1865. It was Truman's first official act upon succeeding our 73rd President, Francis Scott Key, who was assassinated by Jack Ruby, just days after Lee Majors surrendered to Joe "Apple" Mannix, ending the Hundred Years' War.
“Back in 1867, Democratic President Harry Truman tried to buy Greenland”
January 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Nope. It was actually 1865. It was Truman's first official act upon succeeding our 73rd President, Francis Scott Key, who was assassinated by Jack Ruby, just days after Lee Majors surrendered to Joe "Apple" Mannix, ending the Hundred Years' War.
Me when the orderlies try to ease me into the bathtub
Trump calls in and Junior puts him on speaker. He says we need to take over Greenland because there are “ships sailing around and they’re not the right ships.”
January 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me when the orderlies try to ease me into the bathtub
Bluesky still needs moar West Virginia
January 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bluesky still needs moar West Virginia
Absolutely losing his mind over the Toyota lost dog commercial
December 23, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Absolutely losing his mind over the Toyota lost dog commercial
Top 5 unreleased heavy metal Xmas tracks
5. Wassail You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions
4. Cranberry Tray by Ozzy Osbourne
3. Yule Pigs by Black Sabbath
2. Enter Snowman by Metallica
1. For Those About to Spend the Night Assembling Toys (We Salute You) by AC/DC
5. Wassail You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions
4. Cranberry Tray by Ozzy Osbourne
3. Yule Pigs by Black Sabbath
2. Enter Snowman by Metallica
1. For Those About to Spend the Night Assembling Toys (We Salute You) by AC/DC
December 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Top 5 unreleased heavy metal Xmas tracks
5. Wassail You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions
4. Cranberry Tray by Ozzy Osbourne
3. Yule Pigs by Black Sabbath
2. Enter Snowman by Metallica
1. For Those About to Spend the Night Assembling Toys (We Salute You) by AC/DC
5. Wassail You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions
4. Cranberry Tray by Ozzy Osbourne
3. Yule Pigs by Black Sabbath
2. Enter Snowman by Metallica
1. For Those About to Spend the Night Assembling Toys (We Salute You) by AC/DC
If I had a drone problem, I would simply order an ACME anti-drone net launcher and have it delivered in a wooden crate to my cave in the desert southwest
December 16, 2024 at 6:58 PM
If I had a drone problem, I would simply order an ACME anti-drone net launcher and have it delivered in a wooden crate to my cave in the desert southwest
Pretty sure that 125 is in the same font that WVU used on its football helmets during the 125th anniversary season. I figure they must have worn the so-called banana uniforms at least once that season. So there you go.
December 9, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Pretty sure that 125 is in the same font that WVU used on its football helmets during the 125th anniversary season. I figure they must have worn the so-called banana uniforms at least once that season. So there you go.
I chalked this game up for Georgia when ABC showed a pregame live shot from the Texas team bus and it was just Sark dribbling into a spit cup
December 8, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I chalked this game up for Georgia when ABC showed a pregame live shot from the Texas team bus and it was just Sark dribbling into a spit cup
That song with the "I'm not sick, but I'm not well" chorus is a provocative/evocative choice for the Taco Bell commercial
December 7, 2024 at 7:17 PM
That song with the "I'm not sick, but I'm not well" chorus is a provocative/evocative choice for the Taco Bell commercial
I have high hopes for my policy suggestion of outlawing velcro shoes
Hundreds submit applications, policy ideas to Governor-elect Morrisey as inauguration approaches
Hundreds submit applications, policy ideas to Governor-elect Morrisey as inauguration approaches • West Virginia Watch
Nearly 600 people have submitted resumes to work in Governor-elect Patrick Morrisey’s incoming administration, according to a Thursday news release from the private nonprofit facilitating the…
buff.ly
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I have high hopes for my policy suggestion of outlawing velcro shoes
Still thinking about how some voters in allegedly conservative West Virginia, anecdotally, did not understand the constitutional amendment on the ballot last month, yet decided "What the hell, I'll vote to amend the Constitution"
December 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Still thinking about how some voters in allegedly conservative West Virginia, anecdotally, did not understand the constitutional amendment on the ballot last month, yet decided "What the hell, I'll vote to amend the Constitution"
Many people don't know that "The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Sound of Civility" was at one time slated to be the sequel to "The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear," but it never got greenlit
"That wasn't the sound of fear. That was the sound of civility" -- Joe Scarborough makes an impassioned defense of the decision he and Mika made to defend Fox News from David Frum as well as their meeting with Trump at Mar-a-Lago
December 5, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Many people don't know that "The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Sound of Civility" was at one time slated to be the sequel to "The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear," but it never got greenlit
Way too windy for 4:00 am. Sounds like the black and white part of Wizard of Oz out there.
December 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Way too windy for 4:00 am. Sounds like the black and white part of Wizard of Oz out there.
(Fred from B-52's voice)
I got me a houseboat
It boards about 20
So hurry up!
And think bipartisan, honey
I got me a houseboat
It boards about 20
So hurry up!
And think bipartisan, honey
Are you even a West Virginia girl if you don't put houseboat in a headline about Manchin's final Senate remarks?
He used much of his time Tuesday to express his distaste for political party squabbling in DC.
My story ⬇️
westvirginiawatch.com/2024/12/04/m...
He used much of his time Tuesday to express his distaste for political party squabbling in DC.
My story ⬇️
westvirginiawatch.com/2024/12/04/m...
Manchin‘s final Senate remarks: distaste for political party hostility and an ode to his houseboat • West Virginia Watch
U.S. Sen. Joe Manchin gave his final remarks on the Senate floor, using much of his time to express his distaste for political party squabbling
westvirginiawatch.com
December 4, 2024 at 1:44 PM
(Fred from B-52's voice)
I got me a houseboat
It boards about 20
So hurry up!
And think bipartisan, honey
I got me a houseboat
It boards about 20
So hurry up!
And think bipartisan, honey
Cybor(g) Truck
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social good morning from Tifton, GA
December 3, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Cybor(g) Truck
Carpet installer / Spencer, WV trivia meister bragging to his coworker that Tom T. Hall once had a radio show on a Spencer station, and he's absolutely incredulous the other guy has no idea who he's talking about
December 3, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Carpet installer / Spencer, WV trivia meister bragging to his coworker that Tom T. Hall once had a radio show on a Spencer station, and he's absolutely incredulous the other guy has no idea who he's talking about
After that, we can start to anticipate Jim Justice's first senatorial unveiling of fecal matter
According to a media advisory, U.S. Sen. Joe Manchin, I-W.Va., will make his final floor speech tomorrow (Tuesday) at 4:30pm.
December 2, 2024 at 9:16 PM
After that, we can start to anticipate Jim Justice's first senatorial unveiling of fecal matter
Watching SNF and was surprised to see Doug Flutie on the field, firing up the crowd with a rousing pregame pitch for Nugenix Total T
December 2, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Watching SNF and was surprised to see Doug Flutie on the field, firing up the crowd with a rousing pregame pitch for Nugenix Total T
James Brown just said "the Washington Commanders mastered the far side of the end zone."
a man in a pirate hat is looking out of a window
ALT: a man in a pirate hat is looking out of a window
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM
James Brown just said "the Washington Commanders mastered the far side of the end zone."