I was looking at Spotify to find something new to listen to and I scrolled past a mix called "acoustic grit" but I thought it said "autistic grit"
July 7, 2023 at 10:20 AM
I was looking at Spotify to find something new to listen to and I scrolled past a mix called "acoustic grit" but I thought it said "autistic grit"
I don't have a license 😎
the absolute flex of saying you know how to drive a stick 😳
July 7, 2023 at 4:36 AM
I don't have a license 😎
Reposted by Elizabeth
>looking for new octo arms
>ask doc ock if his arms are menacing or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is menacing and what is wet
>he laughs and says “they’re good arms sir”
>buy the arms
>they’re wet
>ask doc ock if his arms are menacing or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is menacing and what is wet
>he laughs and says “they’re good arms sir”
>buy the arms
>they’re wet
I think it’s been long enough that I can say: I don’t like Dr. Octopus’ arms in Into The Spider Verse. They look wet, it’s uncomfortable
July 7, 2023 at 3:57 AM
>looking for new octo arms
>ask doc ock if his arms are menacing or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is menacing and what is wet
>he laughs and says “they’re good arms sir”
>buy the arms
>they’re wet
>ask doc ock if his arms are menacing or wet
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is menacing and what is wet
>he laughs and says “they’re good arms sir”
>buy the arms
>they’re wet
I took a really long piss earlier if any of you actually care
July 7, 2023 at 4:30 AM
I took a really long piss earlier if any of you actually care
r/unemployed is still dark in protest of the api changes
June 26, 2023 at 4:22 PM
r/unemployed is still dark in protest of the api changes
Who would win 7 trillion flies or general grevious
June 25, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Who would win 7 trillion flies or general grevious
Reposted by Elizabeth
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
June 23, 2023 at 8:09 PM
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
For ten billion dollars, could you finish one single eight ounce glass of water within an hour?
June 24, 2023 at 4:28 PM
For ten billion dollars, could you finish one single eight ounce glass of water within an hour?
I had a dream where I was at a family member's bday party and there was a lot of bill Clinton and George h.w Bush campaign merch and memorabilia, and Alex Jones was there but he was super nice for some reason like he was going out of his way to be kind to everyone
June 24, 2023 at 1:34 PM
I had a dream where I was at a family member's bday party and there was a lot of bill Clinton and George h.w Bush campaign merch and memorabilia, and Alex Jones was there but he was super nice for some reason like he was going out of his way to be kind to everyone
I'm heckin sleepy, I'm a snoozer man
June 24, 2023 at 1:30 PM
I'm heckin sleepy, I'm a snoozer man
Reposted by Elizabeth
submarine news cycle:
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
June 24, 2023 at 5:08 AM
submarine news cycle:
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
low stakes
straightforward
one 19 year old with distressingly little agency
russian coup news cycle:
high stakes
confusing
a lot of 19 year olds with distressingly high amounts of agency
If I was the protagonist in a story I would listen to the villain and help them through their problems, id offer them a hug, maybe even a gentle kiss on the forehead if they needed one
June 23, 2023 at 10:46 AM
If I was the protagonist in a story I would listen to the villain and help them through their problems, id offer them a hug, maybe even a gentle kiss on the forehead if they needed one
If I was that Zelda person, I would have invested in better infrastructure and social programs, instead of just having my twink run around and solve everyone's problems
June 23, 2023 at 1:54 AM
If I was that Zelda person, I would have invested in better infrastructure and social programs, instead of just having my twink run around and solve everyone's problems
My one complaint so far is that it's called reposting and not reskeeting
June 22, 2023 at 9:24 PM
My one complaint so far is that it's called reposting and not reskeeting
How do I see my timeline?
June 22, 2023 at 3:40 PM
How do I see my timeline?
How do I pin a skeet?
June 22, 2023 at 3:33 PM
How do I pin a skeet?
What's up skeeters
June 22, 2023 at 11:00 AM
What's up skeeters
Omg I can get Rufus updates again
June 22, 2023 at 10:58 AM
Omg I can get Rufus updates again
I've been here for 10 seconds and the atmosphere is already so much better 😌
June 22, 2023 at 10:16 AM
I've been here for 10 seconds and the atmosphere is already so much better 😌