Just Ted
@justted.bsky.social
Glaswegian living down South. Aspiring to being a mediocre cyclist. Cat butler.
Ping lunch
Last nights spaghetti bolognaise slapped onto a slice of wholemeal. It’s like a posh piece and dooks
Last nights spaghetti bolognaise slapped onto a slice of wholemeal. It’s like a posh piece and dooks
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ping lunch
Last nights spaghetti bolognaise slapped onto a slice of wholemeal. It’s like a posh piece and dooks
Last nights spaghetti bolognaise slapped onto a slice of wholemeal. It’s like a posh piece and dooks
You know that it is a windy day when Big Jet TV is trending on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zwi...
LIVE: High Winds at London Heathrow Airport
YouTube video by BIG JET TV
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September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You know that it is a windy day when Big Jet TV is trending on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zwi...
Excellent. The lady train driver with a Welsh accent. Said that she was going to see ‘what’s occurring’ with the red signal that’s stopping us.
April 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Excellent. The lady train driver with a Welsh accent. Said that she was going to see ‘what’s occurring’ with the red signal that’s stopping us.
It is a beautiful sunny day out there, It's nice looking up a the clear blue sky and very visible moon.
a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .
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April 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It is a beautiful sunny day out there, It's nice looking up a the clear blue sky and very visible moon.
Why is it that multi tenancy residential buildings are the most likely not to have any net curtains when the window faces a main line train track?
March 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why is it that multi tenancy residential buildings are the most likely not to have any net curtains when the window faces a main line train track?
It’s always nice to stand in a bus queue and get a strong smell of weed for breakfast.
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It’s always nice to stand in a bus queue and get a strong smell of weed for breakfast.
Looking at the number of people getting on at Harlow and standing. If only they were brave enough to sit beside someone in an empty seat.
February 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Looking at the number of people getting on at Harlow and standing. If only they were brave enough to sit beside someone in an empty seat.
Does this count as splitting the G?
February 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Does this count as splitting the G?
#whamageddon I have been well and truly been sent to #whamhalla this year.
First was on Thursday night at the Town tree lighting ceremony.
2nd on Friday was by Radio 2.
3rd time was Sunday by my future ex-Wife playing a Chrismas mix on the TV.
First was on Thursday night at the Town tree lighting ceremony.
2nd on Friday was by Radio 2.
3rd time was Sunday by my future ex-Wife playing a Chrismas mix on the TV.
December 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
#whamageddon I have been well and truly been sent to #whamhalla this year.
First was on Thursday night at the Town tree lighting ceremony.
2nd on Friday was by Radio 2.
3rd time was Sunday by my future ex-Wife playing a Chrismas mix on the TV.
First was on Thursday night at the Town tree lighting ceremony.
2nd on Friday was by Radio 2.
3rd time was Sunday by my future ex-Wife playing a Chrismas mix on the TV.
Me: What are you going in for?
Wife: I don’t know B&M will tell me when I get in there.
Wife: I don’t know B&M will tell me when I get in there.
December 7, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Me: What are you going in for?
Wife: I don’t know B&M will tell me when I get in there.
Wife: I don’t know B&M will tell me when I get in there.
#Whamageddon for the 2nd day in a row last night. I’m cursed this year aren’t I?
December 7, 2024 at 7:20 AM
#Whamageddon for the 2nd day in a row last night. I’m cursed this year aren’t I?
#Whamageddon tonight sat in a restaurant with a DJ playing outside at the Tree lighting ceremony,
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
#Whamageddon tonight sat in a restaurant with a DJ playing outside at the Tree lighting ceremony,
When you open your birthday present from your daughter. My birthday was 6 months ago.
November 30, 2024 at 9:41 PM
When you open your birthday present from your daughter. My birthday was 6 months ago.
Time to take the cat to the groomers. She doesn’t like this and likes to hide from us. This is her worst hiding effort yet.
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Time to take the cat to the groomers. She doesn’t like this and likes to hide from us. This is her worst hiding effort yet.
A close call yesterday. I nearly lost #Whamageddon but the contest doesn’t start until Sunday. Bloody #BBCRadio2 starting Christmas tunes early.
November 29, 2024 at 7:41 AM
A close call yesterday. I nearly lost #Whamageddon but the contest doesn’t start until Sunday. Bloody #BBCRadio2 starting Christmas tunes early.
Yesterday I passed my 3 year streak on Duolingo. Today I cancelled my subscription which renewed in 1 week. I don’t need the stress of having to learn to maintain a streak.
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Yesterday I passed my 3 year streak on Duolingo. Today I cancelled my subscription which renewed in 1 week. I don’t need the stress of having to learn to maintain a streak.
Someone have a word with my brain.
I went to the car to get my DashCam to update the map.
I spot an external light the wife wanted me to mount.
Then I notice the tumble dryer has finished.
5 mins later I’ve sorted out the ironing.
I then mount the light and plug it in.
Finally, I spot the DashCam.
I went to the car to get my DashCam to update the map.
I spot an external light the wife wanted me to mount.
Then I notice the tumble dryer has finished.
5 mins later I’ve sorted out the ironing.
I then mount the light and plug it in.
Finally, I spot the DashCam.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Someone have a word with my brain.
I went to the car to get my DashCam to update the map.
I spot an external light the wife wanted me to mount.
Then I notice the tumble dryer has finished.
5 mins later I’ve sorted out the ironing.
I then mount the light and plug it in.
Finally, I spot the DashCam.
I went to the car to get my DashCam to update the map.
I spot an external light the wife wanted me to mount.
Then I notice the tumble dryer has finished.
5 mins later I’ve sorted out the ironing.
I then mount the light and plug it in.
Finally, I spot the DashCam.
Unless it’s a leaf my cats are not natural born hunters.
November 16, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Unless it’s a leaf my cats are not natural born hunters.
I am going to blow my own trumpet. Beans and cheese on toast is extra special when you use 5 Beans and 3 cheeses. with Worcestershire sauce of course. #Gourmet
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I am going to blow my own trumpet. Beans and cheese on toast is extra special when you use 5 Beans and 3 cheeses. with Worcestershire sauce of course. #Gourmet