Just Ted
justted.bsky.social
Just Ted
@justted.bsky.social
Glaswegian living down South. Aspiring to being a mediocre cyclist. Cat butler.
Ping lunch

Last nights spaghetti bolognaise slapped onto a slice of wholemeal. It’s like a posh piece and dooks
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
You know that it is a windy day when Big Jet TV is trending on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zwi...
LIVE: High Winds at London Heathrow Airport
YouTube video by BIG JET TV
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September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Excellent. The lady train driver with a Welsh accent. Said that she was going to see ‘what’s occurring’ with the red signal that’s stopping us.
April 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It is a beautiful sunny day out there, It's nice looking up a the clear blue sky and very visible moon.
a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .
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April 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Why is it that multi tenancy residential buildings are the most likely not to have any net curtains when the window faces a main line train track?
March 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It’s always nice to stand in a bus queue and get a strong smell of weed for breakfast.
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Looking at the number of people getting on at Harlow and standing. If only they were brave enough to sit beside someone in an empty seat.
February 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Does this count as splitting the G?
February 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#whamageddon I have been well and truly been sent to #whamhalla this year.
First was on Thursday night at the Town tree lighting ceremony.
2nd on Friday was by Radio 2.
3rd time was Sunday by my future ex-Wife playing a Chrismas mix on the TV.
December 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Me: What are you going in for?
Wife: I don’t know B&M will tell me when I get in there.
December 7, 2024 at 1:47 PM
#Whamageddon for the 2nd day in a row last night. I’m cursed this year aren’t I?
December 7, 2024 at 7:20 AM
#Whamageddon tonight sat in a restaurant with a DJ playing outside at the Tree lighting ceremony,
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
When you open your birthday present from your daughter. My birthday was 6 months ago.
November 30, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Time to take the cat to the groomers. She doesn’t like this and likes to hide from us. This is her worst hiding effort yet.
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM
A close call yesterday. I nearly lost #Whamageddon but the contest doesn’t start until Sunday. Bloody #BBCRadio2 starting Christmas tunes early.
November 29, 2024 at 7:41 AM
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Yesterday I passed my 3 year streak on Duolingo. Today I cancelled my subscription which renewed in 1 week. I don’t need the stress of having to learn to maintain a streak.
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Someone have a word with my brain.
I went to the car to get my DashCam to update the map.
I spot an external light the wife wanted me to mount.
Then I notice the tumble dryer has finished.
5 mins later I’ve sorted out the ironing.
I then mount the light and plug it in.
Finally, I spot the DashCam.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Unless it’s a leaf my cats are not natural born hunters.
November 16, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I am going to blow my own trumpet. Beans and cheese on toast is extra special when you use 5 Beans and 3 cheeses. with Worcestershire sauce of course. #Gourmet
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM