Sam Bowen
@justsambowen.bsky.social
Progressive AF (he/him btw), love animals (esp cats), books, TV, movies, animation, science, Detroit Lions, LA Dodgers, LA comedy scene, my family, and my wife (not in that order). I tell all kitties that I love them.
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Sam Bowen
@justsambowen.bsky.social
· Dec 24
It's baffling to me that we use the term "cum gutters" when "The Jism Trail" is RIGHT THERE!
Doin' my part
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Doin' my part
I can think of some presidential pairings grosser than trump and Bubba, but not many
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can think of some presidential pairings grosser than trump and Bubba, but not many
Reposted by Sam Bowen
The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
JFC, can we just reach the tipping point already?!
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
JFC, can we just reach the tipping point already?!
Anyone wanna proofread this before chapel? Nah? OK cool
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyone wanna proofread this before chapel? Nah? OK cool
What are some songs that are so good and short you play them twice in a row? I'll start:
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What are some songs that are so good and short you play them twice in a row? I'll start:
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
While he is technically correct, it amuses me that he thinks *this* bit of damning evidence will convince those who believe in trump's innocence when the dozens of examples preceeding have not
this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
While he is technically correct, it amuses me that he thinks *this* bit of damning evidence will convince those who believe in trump's innocence when the dozens of examples preceeding have not
Thanks, Lions, for beating trump's team this weekend, WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT IN ATTENDANCE! It's been a rocky first half of the season, but that's a good way to start the second half!
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Thanks, Lions, for beating trump's team this weekend, WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT IN ATTENDANCE! It's been a rocky first half of the season, but that's a good way to start the second half!
Mega Millions is up to $900M, or one year's worth of groceries for a family of four!
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Mega Millions is up to $900M, or one year's worth of groceries for a family of four!
Troll level: 15 googol infinities
This is the kind of investigation James Comer was made for…
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Troll level: 15 googol infinities
Well this fucking sucks. One fewer outlet providing good political information. Sigh
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well this fucking sucks. One fewer outlet providing good political information. Sigh
My mom received a "personal plea" from Erikkka Kkkirkkk and it pisses me off that the cheap pieces of shit don't send a "no postage if mailed from the U.S." envelopes, cuz I have some pubic hairs that TPUSA would love
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My mom received a "personal plea" from Erikkka Kkkirkkk and it pisses me off that the cheap pieces of shit don't send a "no postage if mailed from the U.S." envelopes, cuz I have some pubic hairs that TPUSA would love
Pretty sure Gen Alpha is just trolling us with this slang now
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Pretty sure Gen Alpha is just trolling us with this slang now
Mailed in my yes vote and received confirmation a couple days later. It's such a great system!
California, we have the power to stop election rigging, right now!
Did you get your ballot in? I did and so did my entire family. Remind everyone you know. 👊🏽
#Prop50VoteYes
Did you get your ballot in? I did and so did my entire family. Remind everyone you know. 👊🏽
#Prop50VoteYes
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Mailed in my yes vote and received confirmation a couple days later. It's such a great system!
trump: no transgender for everyone!
Crowd: Boo!
trump: only transgender for everyone!
Crowd: Boo!
trump: some transgender for everyone, miniature American flags for the rest!
#simpsonsreferences
Crowd: Boo!
trump: only transgender for everyone!
Crowd: Boo!
trump: some transgender for everyone, miniature American flags for the rest!
#simpsonsreferences
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
trump: no transgender for everyone!
Crowd: Boo!
trump: only transgender for everyone!
Crowd: Boo!
trump: some transgender for everyone, miniature American flags for the rest!
#simpsonsreferences
Crowd: Boo!
trump: only transgender for everyone!
Crowd: Boo!
trump: some transgender for everyone, miniature American flags for the rest!
#simpsonsreferences
When this is all said and done, not only should we demand universal healthcare--including abortion access and all safe and reliable birth control--and universal basic income, but universal access to healthy and affordable food
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
When this is all said and done, not only should we demand universal healthcare--including abortion access and all safe and reliable birth control--and universal basic income, but universal access to healthy and affordable food
I really enjoy Canada's Reagan tariffs speech ad, but let's not get it twisted--Reagan was a piece of shit. It's just that trump is a much bigger piece of shit
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I really enjoy Canada's Reagan tariffs speech ad, but let's not get it twisted--Reagan was a piece of shit. It's just that trump is a much bigger piece of shit
It's a literal shame that I'm always dropping truth bombs, clever comedy nuggets, and adorable kitty pics, but I receive the engagement of King Leonine IX, the Benevolent Ruler of Goldpuffopolis™️, the mascot for Malt-o-Meal™️'s Golden Puffs cereal
#cerealsky
#cereal
#complaintdepartmentitsmeagain
#cerealsky
#cereal
#complaintdepartmentitsmeagain
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's a literal shame that I'm always dropping truth bombs, clever comedy nuggets, and adorable kitty pics, but I receive the engagement of King Leonine IX, the Benevolent Ruler of Goldpuffopolis™️, the mascot for Malt-o-Meal™️'s Golden Puffs cereal
#cerealsky
#cereal
#complaintdepartmentitsmeagain
#cerealsky
#cereal
#complaintdepartmentitsmeagain
I lost a small black cat earring probably in Bellflower or Gardena, California. If anyone finds it, please DM me 🙏🏼 🖤
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I lost a small black cat earring probably in Bellflower or Gardena, California. If anyone finds it, please DM me 🙏🏼 🖤
I almost tapped my ash (marijuana) into my coffee cup. I would have started bawling. I only had a sip left, but still
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I almost tapped my ash (marijuana) into my coffee cup. I would have started bawling. I only had a sip left, but still
I really enjoy Canada's Reagan tariffs speech, but let's not get it twisted--Reagan was a piece of shit. It's just that trump is a much bigger piece of shit
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I really enjoy Canada's Reagan tariffs speech, but let's not get it twisted--Reagan was a piece of shit. It's just that trump is a much bigger piece of shit
I remember when Jack Smith was appointed and I thought, yes, this guy is a no-nonsense guy who gets fucking result. trump's goose is cooked.
I was clearly wrong about the result (thanks, SCOTUS), but not about his character. If he testifies before Congress, shit's gonna get real
I was clearly wrong about the result (thanks, SCOTUS), but not about his character. If he testifies before Congress, shit's gonna get real
This is a take-one-for-the-team moment.
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I remember when Jack Smith was appointed and I thought, yes, this guy is a no-nonsense guy who gets fucking result. trump's goose is cooked.
I was clearly wrong about the result (thanks, SCOTUS), but not about his character. If he testifies before Congress, shit's gonna get real
I was clearly wrong about the result (thanks, SCOTUS), but not about his character. If he testifies before Congress, shit's gonna get real
I mean, sure, trump is a piece of shit for tearing down the east wing of the White House, but let's also not be too precious about the institutions that have allowed him to get to this position of unchallenged power in the first (and second) place
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I mean, sure, trump is a piece of shit for tearing down the east wing of the White House, but let's also not be too precious about the institutions that have allowed him to get to this position of unchallenged power in the first (and second) place