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Last time i saw a cybertruck, it was either being repossessed or recalled
March 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Vintage book cover featuring a seemingly happy bat flying above a gothic manor. Title and copy read: HE BOUGHT A HOUSE HIS LITTLE DREAM CAME TRUE AND YOU'RE INVITED OVER! Back cover synopsis for He Bought a House HE BOUGHT A HOUSE But how? He is just a bat? Yes, a bat who wakes up early in the evening and goes 'meep meep meep' until he finds valuable goods. Now he is very wealthy and wants to share. Read this book and you'll be transported into his home where he's having a little party. There will be possums, skunks, raccoons, more bats, a lot of rats, and plenty of trash. Open the cover and come on in! Another completely real book from Paperback Paradise Paperback Paradise is not responsible for any diseases contracted while reading this book. Yes, you can get diseases from reading. No, we won't explain. Yes, the government is involved.
March 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Twitter has been even more unusable today.
Like, its not enough people are posting ghibli ai slop, but people are also retweeting the slop to ratio them
March 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Kinda feel like SJWs were punk... minus the music and hard drug use
March 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM